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Bishop Budde vs. Mike Johnson: Who Won the Debate?

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Andy Borowitz
Jan 29, 2025
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It was a smackdown of Biblical proportions!

On Sunday, TBR hosted a debate between Bishop Mariann Budde and House Speaker Mike Johnson on the true meaning of the Bible—using actual quotes from both participants.

At the conclusion of the debate, readers were asked to decide who understands the Bible better. Here is the result…

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