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Bombshell: JD Vance was Last Person to see Epstein Alive

Bombshell: JD Vance was Last Person to see Epstein Alive

Jul 14, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A bombshell Dept. of Justice report leaked on Monday reveals that Vice President JD Vance was the last person to see Jeffrey Epstein alive.

According to the report, Vance visited Epstein in his prison cell on August 10, 2019, shortly before the disgraced financier was found dead.

The report indicat…

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