Please, be kind to snakeys, they aren’t vermin, they eat vermin and some of us have them as pets. To tell you the truth, they are very offended about the Stephen Miller reference😅!
I have an issue with comparing icky humans to cockroaches. I used to have a pet cockroach. I didn't know he was my pet. He hung out in my dinner plate cupboard and once a week I'd clean up the poops. Then one day I thought, why? So I tossed him out a second story window and saw that he survived but looked a bit confused. Two weeks later there he was again, in my cupboard. This cockroach, Fred, if you must know, had a better sense of direction than I did! And still do! Respect goes to cockroaches who also have superior family relations than the human species.
They are all so grotesque! You know that circus tru n p wants on the White House lawn next 4th of July? Require "all the president's men and women" participate... contest until the only one person is standing! A true tournament!
You probably know this, but there were Jews who worked as sonderkommandos in the camps, helping unload gas chambers, etc. They received privileges. And Jewish "kapos" who did the bidding of the camp administration.
Miller would have been right up there! He is a disgrace, a chalerya!
Well, I believe the sonderkommandos were not in the same class as kapos who brutalized other prisoners. Sondorkommandos handled the deceased and some even attempted to blow up the crematoria.
as long as one swallows the coffee before reading... (and I add a tbl of Crio Bru ground cacao to my freshly ground pourover coffee, plus heat up full fat milk for a luscious chocolatey taste...)
Well, I guess I'm just an old fashioned kind of guy, but I like to face the day with a nice line (or two) of premium Bolivian flake. Then maybe I'll chase that with a cup of Taster's Choice. I mean at that point who cares about the quality of the coffee?
Better than coffee, certainly. Another way to compare Andy and coffee is to up the number of caffeine-loaded cups. I'll open the bidding at 4 cups. Do I hear 5?
Well, I guess I'm just an old fashion kinda guy, but I like to start these days with a line (or two) of primo Bolivian flake. Then I might chase it with a cup of Taster's Choice. At that point, I don't much care about the quality of the coffee.
Yes, Epstein killed himself....right. And I'm the Easter Bunny.
Meanwhile, no one is talking about the GENOCIDE that Israel is committing in Gaza. Killing civilians that show up for water.....water. And CHILDREN as well. NETANYAHU is a WAR CRIMINAL and not a word on any American "media". Shame. Shame.
Netanyahu recommended him as a reward for Trump's BOMBING of Iran (a/k/a indulging Netanyahu's fantasy). Hardly seems like the peaceful conduct one would expect of a Nobel PEACE prize nominee.
I'm hoping if something happens to tRump, and Jay Deviance takes his place, there will be a coup within the administration, and an all out WWE match will break out with people trying to overtake Deviance. Whoever can lure him away with a heavily padded couch and eyeliner for life, will probably win.
I actually have Sharon McMahon to indirectly thank for this; I was watching the video of Andy and Sharon speaking about the Constitution awhile back and the captioning read "Jay Deviance" . . . so I'm sticking with it.
So I wonder what trump will do to humiliate the American people during the Rutto photo op? Congratulate him on his excellent English or get JD to join him in a temper tantrum ala Zelensky ambush? I doubt the head of NATO will put up with the BS.
Thoughts and prayers that the next visit on JD's social calendar is Steven Miller.
Remember what happened after JD visit the Pope.
The Grim Reaper with eyeliner.
JD must hurry before Miller sheds his skin again.
<golf clap>
Please, be kind to snakeys, they aren’t vermin, they eat vermin and some of us have them as pets. To tell you the truth, they are very offended about the Stephen Miller reference😅!
OK, so what other really bad life form can we compare Miller to? I would vote for ticks or cockroaches which seem to have no use.
Ahhh, you got my vote with ticks! Perfect. They suck your blood and infect you. Sounds like Stephen!
Tarantulas! Of course humans are the worst life forms!
I have an issue with comparing icky humans to cockroaches. I used to have a pet cockroach. I didn't know he was my pet. He hung out in my dinner plate cupboard and once a week I'd clean up the poops. Then one day I thought, why? So I tossed him out a second story window and saw that he survived but looked a bit confused. Two weeks later there he was again, in my cupboard. This cockroach, Fred, if you must know, had a better sense of direction than I did! And still do! Respect goes to cockroaches who also have superior family relations than the human species.
Then they should slither en masse to the White House.....
Very good point!
--or his soul along with it!
Don't ever look him in the eye . . . and never, never shake his hand!
I thought the same!
JD, please visit Mitch McConnell next!
No need - he's already dead man walking.
Not soon enough!
I'd rather see him visit Noem.
--but J.D's eyes will probably be looking down and elsewhere.....
They are all so grotesque! You know that circus tru n p wants on the White House lawn next 4th of July? Require "all the president's men and women" participate... contest until the only one person is standing! A true tournament!
Yes !!!
Nah...I think Miller is acting as Trump's brain (like K. Rove was Bush's Brain...except Dubya always referred to Rove as "Turdblossom").
I join! Oh do I love the thought! Miller is a disaster for the human race!
Miller is an inhuman disgrace, so he and Justa Dick are probably best buddies.
Great name for jd
way way more than Rosie O'Donnell ever could be
On ANY of Just a Dick Vance's calendars,
OR anyone's calendar or whim.
I am more than distraught that this little Nazi shit is a fellow Jew.
He embodies the polar opposite of empathy.
It is probably a given that Miller will be a collaborated if/when the white-nationalists come after the Jews.
You probably know this, but there were Jews who worked as sonderkommandos in the camps, helping unload gas chambers, etc. They received privileges. And Jewish "kapos" who did the bidding of the camp administration.
Miller would have been right up there! He is a disgrace, a chalerya!
There were black slaves that were used to whip fellow slaves in the old south. Clarence Thomas would have fit right in.
Well, I believe the sonderkommandos were not in the same class as kapos who brutalized other prisoners. Sondorkommandos handled the deceased and some even attempted to blow up the crematoria.
YES!!
<golf clap>
"Stephen", not with a "v".
Thank you.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I live for these. Only way to face the day. Better than coffee.
Oh God, "No!" Coffee first. Dark French Roast. Then Borowitz! They're a pair.
No! Coffee and HCR, then Borowitz.
HCR is third for me...need a laugh before I get serious!
Pardon my ignorance, what is HCR?
Heather Cox-Richardson.
I do read her too! Wonderful to have her!!
Isn’t great that you can just say HCR and we all know who you mean ?
as long as one swallows the coffee before reading... (and I add a tbl of Crio Bru ground cacao to my freshly ground pourover coffee, plus heat up full fat milk for a luscious chocolatey taste...)
You obviously haven’t tried Elon’s Wake Up. Quick Trip (featuring expreso and “ Vitamin K”). Ohh-wee that sh_t’s strong!
Elon's new cars will be fueled by it, I'm sure!
That sounds amazing! Do you ever make extra?
I’m with you! French Press coffee, along with the Borowitz report! Starting my day off right! 👏👏😂
Yup, exactly, only for me it's often coffee/Borowitz at the same time.
Thank you Doctor. Are you taking new patients?
NPR. (Just to get the news over with.) Coffee. TBR.
...coffefe
Ah, Bud Priba, the good old days when we could still laugh at the crazy things he was doing.
tRump 1.0 was just the coming attractions for the dumpster fire we have now
But the minions and voters ignored. Wanted a leader that was just like them. Aaugh!
Trumpster fire.
We were so innocent, Annette - we thought that was Bad. We had no idea how bad Bad could get. We're learning now.
no one deserves the level of bad we're living with right now!
--but, oh, the bad, the Trumpsters will get when Karma pops
a wheelie and makes a turn for the better for us, worse for them!
The dumpster fire that is spreading down the alley....
hambirder
Well, I guess I'm just an old fashioned kind of guy, but I like to face the day with a nice line (or two) of premium Bolivian flake. Then maybe I'll chase that with a cup of Taster's Choice. I mean at that point who cares about the quality of the coffee?
Better than coffee, certainly. Another way to compare Andy and coffee is to up the number of caffeine-loaded cups. I'll open the bidding at 4 cups. Do I hear 5?
I bid 5 mugs. Do I hear 6?
Well, I guess I'm just an old fashion kinda guy, but I like to start these days with a line (or two) of primo Bolivian flake. Then I might chase it with a cup of Taster's Choice. At that point, I don't much care about the quality of the coffee.
Yes!!!
Now it all makes sense.
Deep! It took me a moment!
So, Epstein was found bored to death?
Best theory yet!
Funny
He was alone in his cell and could not screw anyone else over!
Like the old lady in "Airplane".
lol
At least you can’t accuse Mascara Boy of discrimination. He kills pedophiles and Pope’s.
I cannot help but think that this post is absolutely fair and at least as true as “They’re eating the cats!” Share. Share. Share.
Good point! If you haven't heard the song The Kiffness made out of Trump's allegation, look it up.
Yes, Epstein killed himself....right. And I'm the Easter Bunny.
Meanwhile, no one is talking about the GENOCIDE that Israel is committing in Gaza. Killing civilians that show up for water.....water. And CHILDREN as well. NETANYAHU is a WAR CRIMINAL and not a word on any American "media". Shame. Shame.
Their routine answer “oops” we made a mistake.
Like the dude who shot at trump last year made one.
Yeah. The mistake was he missed
the videos are heart wrenching; its beyond my understanding how one human being could do that to another
Anyone would be horrified if war criminal Netanyahu recommended them for the Nobel Peace Prize, but Trump gladly accepts it. Ughhh
Netanyahu recommended him as a reward for Trump's BOMBING of Iran (a/k/a indulging Netanyahu's fantasy). Hardly seems like the peaceful conduct one would expect of a Nobel PEACE prize nominee.
Not noble or Nobel!
Rather, the IIP: Ignoble Ignoramus Prize.
Yes, shame, shame on us for supporting Israel now and even in the past.
good one Andy...
Promised to reward Vance or Epstein?
My guess is Eppy long ago gave Trump his underage runaway prize .
.... who reported having been assaulted with a dead weapon.
Both of course. The only surprise is that “t” probably kept his promise to Vance.
I'm sure he worked it into his busy schedule between furniture shopping expeditions...
Ta Da! Great comment, that reference never gets old.
Ha ha . 🤣
Practice run for VP of Dirty Work? (See Zelenskyy ambush)
I'm hoping if something happens to tRump, and Jay Deviance takes his place, there will be a coup within the administration, and an all out WWE match will break out with people trying to overtake Deviance. Whoever can lure him away with a heavily padded couch and eyeliner for life, will probably win.
Love your Deviance tag.
I actually have Sharon McMahon to indirectly thank for this; I was watching the video of Andy and Sharon speaking about the Constitution awhile back and the captioning read "Jay Deviance" . . . so I'm sticking with it.
Even Hulk Hogan could do a better job of running the country!
I think Justa Dick and Epstein go back a very long way together, probably to when Justa Dick first started wearing eyeliner and was more svelte.
--along with the fishnet stockings, stilettos, and tarty, jangly ankle bracelet!
I knew he was good for something. Assassin works. Looks the part.
Did Epstein have a couch for sale?
Hope so, even the a Grim Reaper gets lonely sometimes.
Who wants to buy a semen- and tear-stained couch?
My mental image, all these men going to Epstein for girls.
JD just wants to abuse a couch.
😱😱😱
Vance makes me want to die also…
BAHAHAHA !
Let's outlive all these bastards!
Perfectly possible Vance was seen in town that day buying rope in a hardware store.
--before that same hardware chain store was besieged by ICE agents!
The Grim Veeper
<golf clap>
Lesson learned: coffee first, then Borowitz. Far better way to start the day…
At least no coffee in mouth while reading.
But it's more fun that way. (not really)
That actually happened to me.
excellent advice to avoid caffeine spew
I thought that you're a champ at it. Olympic quality.
I don't like to brag . . . :-S
Andy -- you've presented another instance where JD may have earned the title, "Justa Grim Reaper and Dick"!
Next stop on his visit list -- Moscow?
https://www.thedailybeast.com/hurt-trump-complains-about-being-relentlessly-embarrassed-by-putin/?via=newsletter&source=DDMorning&user_emailA=0aaf4df50b58eef68aa7e3232e25ede3&user_emailB=96b63d6336713c69e86f08d9ade5e29991cb86408fc5bc1abd4a5558c366d01b&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=250714-am-digest&utm_term=F%20List%20Daily%20Beast%20Newsletter%20AM
So I wonder what trump will do to humiliate the American people during the Rutto photo op? Congratulate him on his excellent English or get JD to join him in a temper tantrum ala Zelensky ambush? I doubt the head of NATO will put up with the BS.
Trump FINALLY understands that Putin has been gaming him?
Post meeting with Mr. NATO, European countries will provide weapons to Ukraine.
BUT, the weapons will have been purchased from American companies.
Rifles have recoil; American suppliers won't recoil from greasing Trump's palm
--or anyone else's!