Bondi Calls Epstein List as Non-existent as Trump’s Healthcare Plan
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In her most vehement denial to date, Attorney General Pam Bondi told reporters on Thursday that the so-called Epstein List is “as non-existent as President Trump’s healthcare plan.”
“The Epstein List is not even a concept of a list,” she added.
“Let’s say you had three things that don’t exist—th…