What was Little Marco really whispering to Metamucilini?
Thousands of you voted on the three finalists in TBR’s Caption Contest, and we have a winner:
“His name is JD Vance…he’s your vice-president.”
Congratulations to the winner, Michael Cunningham!
In addition to global Internet fame, Michael has received a signed copy of my book PROFILES IN IGNORANCE.
Thanks again to all who entered the contest, and to all who voted!
Thanks to everyone who entered and voted. And congratulations, Michael!
When The Borowitz Report shows up in my inbox, it's a happy moment. Thank you, Andy, for your wit, your humanity and your always-appropriate response to the crazy all around us. You're a light in a dark time.