Firesign was a genius comedy troupe. The “How can you be in two places at once, when you’re really nowhere at all” album was their magnum opus…and my favorite. Nearly wore out the grooves of the record.
I'm a former DOJ attorney, though in the Civil Div., and I was thinking, could a misspelling cause a dismissal? Or did Fitzpatrick get one that fast on other grounds? It was so plausible!
Indictmenting is hard. Another Karen trusting AI and lost in the forest of Auto-Correct. Worse than Birnham Wood by far. They don't call it Dunce-Inane for nuthin.'
When the president can't even spell "unprecedented" ('unpresidented') or "lose" ('loose'), I'm pretty sure spelling isn't a top priority in this cabinet.
He now has old hair. It's strange how that goes with the orange/bronze look. When I was in high school kids used to go to the beach to get a tan and get their hair to turn blonde. And then there were the peroxide bottles. Senior year, one girl got called out in gym class for wearing a scarf over her hair. The teacher made her take it off, and we could see that her hair was emerald green, a look that easy to achieve if you swim in a chlorinated pool.
Wish I could get to Princeton (but rather unlikely) although I did graduate from high school in Jersey. Your show should be restorative for all who attend.
Welcome to the clown car, Lindsey!
Gonna need a bigger one.
"I think We're All Bozos on This Bus." Firesign Theatre, 1971
This was one of my late husband's favorite albums when we married in 1973. Thanks for that memory, B Steele.
Firesign was a genius comedy troupe. The “How can you be in two places at once, when you’re really nowhere at all” album was their magnum opus…and my favorite. Nearly wore out the grooves of the record.
I love their work! 😂
With these miscreants, it’s more like “Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers!”
Love the Firesign Theater reference!
A+ reference!
Who can forget the adventures of Nick Danger, 3erd eye ?
Regnad Kcin! Rocky Recoco! Betty Jo Biolafsky, Nancy!
Sargent Sphincter of the vice squad.
HaaHaa 🤣 I wish 🤓🙏
For a second I thought this was real.
Everything I write is true.
I'm a former DOJ attorney, though in the Civil Div., and I was thinking, could a misspelling cause a dismissal? Or did Fitzpatrick get one that fast on other grounds? It was so plausible!
Clausible too.
With this administration it has to be. Satire is no longer possible.
"Everything You Know Is Wrong." Firesign Theatre, 1974
"Don't Crush that Dwarf; Hand Me the Pliers!"
Never heard of this...must Google.
Loved Firesign Theatre!
Ha ha ha... of course!!
Andy *is* truthiness!
TRUE CRAZY..
Of course it is!! lol
Indictmenting is hard. Another Karen trusting AI and lost in the forest of Auto-Correct. Worse than Birnham Wood by far. They don't call it Dunce-Inane for nuthin.'
I was hoping.
Me too. These days it's hard to distinguish
"Lordy, I hope so!"
It could have been with the clowns in that administration.
“Indictmenting is hard!” 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Persecutors - good close!
Actually persecutors is a more accurate word in this case.
That’s my point: good (accurate) closing statement.
Yes! Went a bit over my head but I came to same conclusion anyway without the subtlety. I must be tired. Lol
"In yet another embarrassing spelling goof, Halligan referred to the attorneys she ordered to charge Comey as his “persecutors.”"
Not so much a goof as a Freudian slip.
I bet she knows how to spell yes sir, Mr. President.
Spell? When she interviewed that probably wasn't part of the job description.
When the president can't even spell "unprecedented" ('unpresidented') or "lose" ('loose'), I'm pretty sure spelling isn't a top priority in this cabinet.
... Or at the "poles" (polls).
On one knee.
How high should I jump?
And God knows what else
The clown car has always needed a dumb blond. Apparently Karoline Leavitt thought it was beneath her.
As a blonde……….
Why can’t there ever be “dumb brunettes” or “dumb redheads”? Or a dumb blonde man, for that matter?
Trump!
But he’s not blonde! He’s orange/bronzed. If you look at his younger self in pictures with Epstein, he is a brunette. Just saying……
He now has old hair. It's strange how that goes with the orange/bronze look. When I was in high school kids used to go to the beach to get a tan and get their hair to turn blonde. And then there were the peroxide bottles. Senior year, one girl got called out in gym class for wearing a scarf over her hair. The teacher made her take it off, and we could see that her hair was emerald green, a look that easy to achieve if you swim in a chlorinated pool.
He looked pretty blonde to me in his younger days, but I don't know what his natural color is.
Nothing pretty about him. Or natural.
As a former blonde (now gray), I’m with you, Kimberly! I know it’s a trope, but it’s also trite.
Oh honey, there are plenty of dumb blonde men. It's just that other men don't joke about them, because of throwing rocks at glass houses, you know.
Leavitt (aka Josefine Goebbels) is over-qualified for the clown car.
Clown car has at least 3 dumb blondes
Relief is spelled ”A-N-D-Y”!!!!!
Oh my gosh, thank you! I needed some good news today! 😂
Wish I could get to Princeton (but rather unlikely) although I did graduate from high school in Jersey. Your show should be restorative for all who attend.
Where in Jersey? I graduated Dickinson HS in Jersey City.
Red Bank High School. But also attended Jersey City State a bit later in life when I was working in that city at Block Drug.
the red bank branch of the red bank bank
She also said she was upset that her first case was "dissed". . .
Indictmenting was probably an early class.
Along with "persecuting."
Lindsey should stick to traffic court where she belongs.
Too good for her. Traffic monitor would be more appropriate.
Or hall monitor. It would better fit her intelligence level.
Now you're adding a different dimension. How about a hall monitor in a psych ward?
How ‘bout just her own padded cell in a psych ward? 😉
Seems more like the prosecutor for "Night Court"
Love it, zing zing! 😂 She's right about one thing though, auto correct is a bummer! 😄
Thank you for my late afternoon laugh!
I agree - autocorrect is a pain in the ass. But that's when, as an attorney hand-picked by the president, you check your words before pushing "send".
She’ll catch on, remember, this is her first ever prosecution that she has ever handled. After all, Trump said he.”only hires the best”!
As I recall he never said the "best" what. Generic people don't count. You can get those at Walmart, delivered free if you spend enough.
Why do all these women Epstein's Friend has put in power look like Stepford Wives?