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Donald Trump, Demolition Man

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Andy Borowitz
Oct 22, 2025
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Not since the War of 1812 has an enemy of the United States caused this much damage to the White House. (Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images)

Donald Trump’s decision to reduce a major chunk of the White House to rubble is shocking, but not surprising. Shocking, because no other occupant of “The People’s House” ever treated it as if it belonged to him; but not sur…

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