True, Stephen Brady, that some of Dump's vile minons would continue out of pure evil. But, most of them perform their dastardly deeds to get praise or reward from Dump. If Dump is out of commission so no praise/reward is coming, they'd slink back into their swamps and wait for a new leader to brown nose.
I believe Stephen Miller is exempt from this group . . . he doesn't care about praise or reward, he just wants to inflict pain and suffering as quickly and as deeply as he can. And vampires don't really sleep.
I Agree, Annette. I was specifically thinking of SMiller in the first part of my comment - the vile minions who would continue out of pure evil. But, remember that SMiller was a NOBODY until Dump raised him out of the muck. Everyone knows SMiller is insane, but useful. As long as a MAGA is in charge, SMiller will have power. When decency returns to our government, SMiller will return to spinning his evil wheels in the mud - giving speeches at Klan rallies and Nazi meetings, but otherwise being shunned until somebody puts a stake through his withered black heart.
Pam Bondage with poop all over her nose! 🤣 She cleans it off and a minute later it's back! 🤣🤣 Priceless because it's true.
Did you see last week? Mercifully, no naked Dump with his teeny weeny this time (too gross even as a cartoon), but lots about Kegsbreath with a cameo by Crispy Gnome - and a song!
I’m wishing, hoping and praying for death!!!(Trump’s. Plus ilk.) What I’m learning about myself, is that I want to inflict pain and I never wanted to before. Trump and the other vermin, have taken me to this threshold and I want retribution for that!💔 How sad is that!!! To say I’m exhausted is quite a bit of an understatement! I will hang on though. There’s a promise!
😂😂It would be nice for us to be under anesthesia for the rest of this presidency. 😉The only downside Andy is that these pix make him look well human and vulnerable ! And my tender liberal heart is feeling the first stirrings of pity and compassion 😉
I, too, have a liberal heart, but there is no possibility that this sorry, erroneous, repulsive, mistaken accumulation of carbon cells can in any way be described as human. Granted, all the physical requirements are there, but the other elements necessary to be recognized as a human--kindness, empathy, humor, intelligence--are totally, thoroughly, and completely lacking. Of course, there is always the possibility I have made a mistake--another quality exhibited by humans.
Dump had a loveless childhood and he's full of self-loathing, and he feels no human emotions because he's a sociopath. That explains, but does not excuse. Lots of people have a much worse childhood than he had and still manage to care about somebody/something other than themselves. He's a mentally ill man - nothing will make him happy. He blows up boats of strangers and gets a one-second thrill and then needs more entertainment. He's gifted a fancy plane and thinks that is the least that is owed to him, and he fumes over not having more.
I'm a person who feels sad about killing a bug - but Dump gets no sympathy from me.
May we all live long enough to see Sleepy Don taking a permanent dirt nap!
Now if I may digress a bit, Sleepy Don is having a cabinet meeting to discuss the “double tap” to kill the survivors of one of the boat strikes. WTF does the clown car cabinet of Linda McMahon, RFK Jr, Sean Duffy, Doug Burgum, Brooke Rollins, Lee Zelden, Howard Nutlick, Scott Bessent and the other idiots have to contribute to this discussion? If any of the cabinet had real gravitas, Rubio, Tulsi Gabbard, Pam Bondi, John Ratcliffe and Kristi Gnome might be the people to meet with Cheeto. I imagine the non televised portion praising Don Snoreleone will be an Apprentice Boardroom scene. Will Pete Smegbreath be fired? Doubtful.
Same. The country is statistically safer when he’s powered down. The real threat is when he wakes up, forgets where he is, and starts improvising policies like a toddler with access to nuclear crayons.
I agree, Andy. Put him to sleep! Then, at least, we don’t have to listen to the always objectionable drivel from his gaping mouth. However, as always, I am glad you are awake and keeping us semi-sane on a daily basis. Thank you! Laughter is the best medicine! Tequila is good too!
Just a suggestion could they just strap him on the MRI machine table and slide the dementia patient into the center of the machine and just turn off the lights and leave for a time..
How true! And for me, there will be no sadness or grief. No, no, my friends, I will be dancing (ala Elaine from Seinfeld) in the streets, singing "Oh Happy Day" at the top of my lungs.
He has been dreaming about adding WAR CRIMINAL to his lifetime achievements of rape, pedophilia, grabbing ladies by their vagigis, and stiffing contractors. Hopefully there is a nice jail cell for Diaper Don and Happy Hour Hegseth.
To be honest, I prefer him unconscious.
Unfortunately, he has his evil understudies wrecking havoc while he grabs 40 quick ones.
Would that they would fall into a communal coma as well . . .
True, Stephen Brady, that some of Dump's vile minons would continue out of pure evil. But, most of them perform their dastardly deeds to get praise or reward from Dump. If Dump is out of commission so no praise/reward is coming, they'd slink back into their swamps and wait for a new leader to brown nose.
I believe Stephen Miller is exempt from this group . . . he doesn't care about praise or reward, he just wants to inflict pain and suffering as quickly and as deeply as he can. And vampires don't really sleep.
I Agree, Annette. I was specifically thinking of SMiller in the first part of my comment - the vile minions who would continue out of pure evil. But, remember that SMiller was a NOBODY until Dump raised him out of the muck. Everyone knows SMiller is insane, but useful. As long as a MAGA is in charge, SMiller will have power. When decency returns to our government, SMiller will return to spinning his evil wheels in the mud - giving speeches at Klan rallies and Nazi meetings, but otherwise being shunned until somebody puts a stake through his withered black heart.
I agree, Marmo; and when Miller goes back to his eviler ways, he can take his wife (Elon's reject) with him
Unfortun ately, Annette, Elon didn't "reject" nearly
enough.
Cue an image of Miller sucking the blood of immigrants....
I call him and Russell Vought the dark servants.
Marmo Johnson is one of them, they we have blondie caroline💩
and blondi bondi, both of whom are talking heads but have vacuums upstairs and I'm not leaving out puppy killer.
Have you seen Southpark's Pam Beondi? Hysterical.
Pam Bondage with poop all over her nose! 🤣 She cleans it off and a minute later it's back! 🤣🤣 Priceless because it's true.
Did you see last week? Mercifully, no naked Dump with his teeny weeny this time (too gross even as a cartoon), but lots about Kegsbreath with a cameo by Crispy Gnome - and a song!
Yes!! I wouldn't miss it now. And Melania haunting the
place and Miller as "Lurch". Priceless. Wonder how long
they have before they're "ex communicated".
Oh, and Gnome shooting off a whole magazine and hit-
ing nothing but a dog! Brilliant
Hope so!
Stephen. That what I’ve been thinking for a long time. He doesn’t have the brain cells he is a mouthpiece for project 2025
Official pillow of Christian nationalism -- 😂
I’m with you, Andy. Have you come up with lyrics for a lullaby we could use to send him off to slumberland whenever we want?
Very simple lyrics: 🎶Trial
we need Mantis from Guardians of the Galaxy 2: SLEEP!
Better yet, into a "Coma Lulla-'bye' "🎶
So do I. Thanks for the morning pick me up.
“You’d never wake up your second baby, so don’t wake up your first,” was advice I heard during the Pleistocene era.
I’m wishing, hoping and praying for death!!!(Trump’s. Plus ilk.) What I’m learning about myself, is that I want to inflict pain and I never wanted to before. Trump and the other vermin, have taken me to this threshold and I want retribution for that!💔 How sad is that!!! To say I’m exhausted is quite a bit of an understatement! I will hang on though. There’s a promise!
All you gotta do is...
😂😂It would be nice for us to be under anesthesia for the rest of this presidency. 😉The only downside Andy is that these pix make him look well human and vulnerable ! And my tender liberal heart is feeling the first stirrings of pity and compassion 😉
He can walk farther than I can, though nobody has to stuff my old ass into aircraft. I smell like Cabochard perfume, not Heinz and ass.
I, too, have a liberal heart, but there is no possibility that this sorry, erroneous, repulsive, mistaken accumulation of carbon cells can in any way be described as human. Granted, all the physical requirements are there, but the other elements necessary to be recognized as a human--kindness, empathy, humor, intelligence--are totally, thoroughly, and completely lacking. Of course, there is always the possibility I have made a mistake--another quality exhibited by humans.
You are not mistaken, Linda. Dump is not human.
Dump had a loveless childhood and he's full of self-loathing, and he feels no human emotions because he's a sociopath. That explains, but does not excuse. Lots of people have a much worse childhood than he had and still manage to care about somebody/something other than themselves. He's a mentally ill man - nothing will make him happy. He blows up boats of strangers and gets a one-second thrill and then needs more entertainment. He's gifted a fancy plane and thinks that is the least that is owed to him, and he fumes over not having more.
I'm a person who feels sad about killing a bug - but Dump gets no sympathy from me.
You are right but sleep masks his utter inhumanity . So maybe we should have him under anesthesia for the rest of his presidency 😉
May we all live long enough to see Sleepy Don taking a permanent dirt nap!
Now if I may digress a bit, Sleepy Don is having a cabinet meeting to discuss the “double tap” to kill the survivors of one of the boat strikes. WTF does the clown car cabinet of Linda McMahon, RFK Jr, Sean Duffy, Doug Burgum, Brooke Rollins, Lee Zelden, Howard Nutlick, Scott Bessent and the other idiots have to contribute to this discussion? If any of the cabinet had real gravitas, Rubio, Tulsi Gabbard, Pam Bondi, John Ratcliffe and Kristi Gnome might be the people to meet with Cheeto. I imagine the non televised portion praising Don Snoreleone will be an Apprentice Boardroom scene. Will Pete Smegbreath be fired? Doubtful.
I love dirt nap, I have been using it a lot lately, saw it in another comment somewhere a little while ago!
Oddly, I felt the same thing. I’ll take myself out to the courtyard and do an auto-execute.
No, Pradnya! Fight the propaganda!! Don't believe what they show you, its fake news.
Pradnya, steel yourself.
🤣
Oh! So do I, Andy! This made me smile.
Same. The country is statistically safer when he’s powered down. The real threat is when he wakes up, forgets where he is, and starts improvising policies like a toddler with access to nuclear crayons.
Now I am CHUCKLING.
I agree, Andy. Put him to sleep! Then, at least, we don’t have to listen to the always objectionable drivel from his gaping mouth. However, as always, I am glad you are awake and keeping us semi-sane on a daily basis. Thank you! Laughter is the best medicine! Tequila is good too!
May he be unconscious forever - as a favor to him because he obviously enjoys it.
Just a suggestion could they just strap him on the MRI machine table and slide the dementia patient into the center of the machine and just turn off the lights and leave for a time..
can those machines be made to constrict? Asking for a friend.
No but those restraints can be made tighter.. just sayin
I rather like the dead trumpstein look. I just thought, if trump dies and there’s a wake, would he then be deemed “woke”?
Har, bad joke… but hey, I just got outta bed.
Snoreleone indeed! Snorting! I hope all my fellow Borowitzers can hear me from so far away. Grazie infinite, Andy - as usual.
I snorted with you at the My Pillow sponsorship. Luckily, no coffee in my mouth.
I hear you, and I actually learned from personal experience never to eat or drink anything while reading The Borowitz Report!😉
I personally think it's unfair that he sleeps through his reign of terror, and I lose sleep because of it
The good news is, someday his eyes won’t ever open again
the most anticipated obit in history.
How true! And for me, there will be no sadness or grief. No, no, my friends, I will be dancing (ala Elaine from Seinfeld) in the streets, singing "Oh Happy Day" at the top of my lungs.
He has been dreaming about adding WAR CRIMINAL to his lifetime achievements of rape, pedophilia, grabbing ladies by their vagigis, and stiffing contractors. Hopefully there is a nice jail cell for Diaper Don and Happy Hour Hegseth.
And he wants a Nobel Peace Prize!
ohhhhh-he thought it was the noble piece prize
A mentally ill and physically decrepit man who somehow is squatting in the White House again.
The one with Melania proves he still sleeps with his wife.
OMG!!!! And the chef’s kiss was the ad at the end. Thanks, Andy!!!
Yes! Chuckled out loud with that sponsorship 🤣
Nap-oleon. That's a new one. Awesome!!
Nap-oleon Bonespurs-apart.
Alas, he may be thinking, “Take me away from all this and back to a land where men were men and the girls were teenagers.”
I think his Drs told him to quit snorting Adderall or he WAS going to give himself an MI and now he's just never alert. My 2 cents as an MD from afar.
Let sleeping Dons lie.
he lies enough while awake, just saying
The only thing I don't like about this post is having to look at so many pictures of tRump.
Don Snoreleone! Love it! A new name for President Shitzenpants! Melania looks like she’s asking herself why why why..
The sooner he's gone to the big and permanent sleep in he'll, the better.
His minions won't get the pardons they'llneed to stay out of jail.
His Republican replacement will pardon them all.
and she's honked that she can still hear him breathing.
Greed is indeed a powerful incentive. Melania is getting exactly what she deserves.
DJT's hero Reagan was also known for sleeping on the job, and then, as now, I felt much safer when the dude was zonkered.
Apparently Reagan was known by California press as sleeping quite a bit when he was Governor Reagan.
You should always practice for a bigger role!
Watched too many of his own movies on the job.
_Bedtime for Bonzo_ explains everything you need to know about Reagan's thought processes...I don't think he was acting at all.
My guess is that these little catnaps are when he takes his orders from Satan.