WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a blistering takedown, on Monday Eric Trump called Lindsey Graham’s sister, Senator Darline Graham, “an unqualified idiot who only got her job through nepotism.”
“Are we going to give every blithering moron a position of power just because of who they’re related to?” he asked. “If so, this country is screwed.”
Arguing that he is “not alone” in his anti-nepotism crusade, Trump said, “Jared agrees with me.”
In his most withering rebuke of Senator Graham, he said, “The USA doesn’t need an incompetent nincompoop who knows nothing about foreign policy. We have Pete Hegseth.”
Happy Monday, my friends!
Not satire. Terrifying reality show.