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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Happy Monday, my friends!

John  (NJ-VT)'s avatar

Happy Monday andy!

I really don’t believe Eric used the word Nepotism. That is not in his vocabulary of words.

Carol Quantock's avatar

Eric thinks polysyllabic is a model from Slovenia.

Annette's avatar

and also with you!

JeannieLaKT's avatar

It takes one to know one.

JBR's avatar

Not satire. Terrifying reality show.

Andy Borowitz's avatar

Everything I write is true.

Joanne Elizabeth Schulze's avatar

Of course--why else would we read it?

Mary kier's avatar

it is true, and if they were to make a movie , the rating eiuld be "R horror"

Joanne Beck's avatar

Someday. Mary they will make a movie out of the horror we are experiencing. Wait a minute! They have made it already! It's called "Idiocrisy".

Annette's avatar

and to think, I thought "Idiocrisy" was a comedy!!

Joanne Beck's avatar

We watched it after learning the results of the election in 2024....

JBR's avatar

AB aka Alfred Hitchcock.

Robert's avatar

The problem is, Andy, that your columns are far too near believable! The complete lack of any ability to see themselves --- even a little bit --- makes all of this truly tragic. But,you still brought a smile to my face....

Andy Borowitz's avatar

Is that a problem? Isn’t it better that you get the news from me?

Diane Doyle's avatar

This is an era where the real news is nearly as outrageous as what the satire sites can come up with.

Linda's avatar

The morons don’t fall far from the tree.

Susan Hatcher's avatar

And clearly land on their heads every time.

Jay F's avatar

Thanks, Eric. My morning was going pretty good till you reminded me we have Pete Hegseth.

Robert E.'s avatar

Wishful wannabe Admiral Doolittle Pete.

Cindy Froggatt's avatar

And then Darline screamed back at him, “I know you are, but what am I?”

Marc Panaye's avatar

Sarcasm dies a million deaths everytime one of the drumps opens the hole in between their chin and their nose and produces a noise.

Denis Pombriant's avatar

For a moment I saw the headline and a brief glimmer of hope entered my sleepy brain. Then I saw the byline.

Harriet's avatar

Dumb and dumber.

Lynn A Anderson's avatar

Happy Monday, Andy. How you continue to be able to squeeze humor out of this inhuman/greedy mob family & 'its' administration is amazing.

Although, not thrilled to see one of those icky scruffy faces first thing in the a.m.

Stephen Werner's avatar

I guess benedicttrump is trying to do something about nepotism by hiring nincanpoop natallie harp to dress up and pretend to be ivanka! Of course, everyone who works for benedicttrump is dumber than tommy tuberville if they think trump cares about them and won't eventually throw them under the bus. And in a couple of years will they want that they worked for benedicttrump on their resume??? One question though about tuberville...why is a grown man still being called tommy? Is it because he's not smarter than a five year old?

Diane Doyle's avatar

Tuberville -- no smarter than a potato.

Dan Starr's avatar

And I hear Tommy sucks at pinball, too.

William Mundt's avatar

Good morning Andy! Once again I found myself reading your post with a shaking head, thinking that what you’ve written is absolute truth. Then I reached, “Jared agrees with me”, and I burst out laughing! Thank you for starting our week off right!

Ralph Porter's avatar

I thought the White House was giving out prizes to unqualified idiots???

Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

I think those are called positions on SCOTUS

Harvey Perry's avatar

That is what 1/3 of American voters want.

edwin stromberg's avatar

What Eric doesn't understand, which is understandable given whose son he is, is that Lindsey Graham's sister makes the perfect Trumpian endorsee--knows very little and takes orders very well.

Ron a's avatar

Almost perfect. 4 zingers in one post (eric Jared Darlene and Pete). Actually adding Don jr. Would have taken away the almost

Phyllis RP Tessieri's avatar

Spot on!