Europeans Declare Rubio a Slightly Smaller Asshole Than JD Vance
MUNICH (The Borowitz Report)—In a joint communiqué issued at the close of the Munich Security Conference, European leaders declared US Secretary of State Marco Rubio a “slightly smaller asshole” than last year’s American speaker, Vice President JD Vance.
“Make no mistake, everyone here thought Marco was a ginormous dick,” French President Emm…