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Andy Borowitz's avatar

The midterms have begun... in Budapest!

Glenda's avatar

Well, Orban lost. Can we return the plane?

Also, can we have Vance visit the White House more often?

Italien's avatar

I have to say, Orbán and Graham are looking alike these days!! Separated at birth?😏

CBA's avatar

Like my grandma used to say: You can't be that ugly on the inside without some of it leaking out onto your face.

Lynell(VA by way of MD&DC)'s avatar

Good one, grandma to CBA!

Cognitive Dissident's avatar

In my family that particular sentiment was expressed as, “ your face is going to freeze like that!”

My husband just didn’t listen. Now he looks like a shar pe.

Italien's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

steve's avatar

They both are cut from the same inbred cloth...

Robby's avatar

united in the liquor cabinet! 🤤

Martin Reiter's avatar

I think JD needs to have his desk moved into the Oval Office.

LiverpoolFCfan's avatar

"Ghost of Pope Francis to Viktor Orban: “I Warned You Not to Let Vance Near You”"

Such thrilling news. Maybe the ring is on its way to Mount Doom.

Hopefully we can get back someday.

And "keep alive the memory of the age that is gone, so that people will remember the Great Danger, and so love their beloved land all the more." ~Frodo to Sam, LOTR

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

Andy, Is it fair to assume that our creepy Veep is an emissary of Death ? ( political and physical) 😉

Timothy Cooper's avatar

My first thought was that hopefully Trump and Vance are the kiss of death to depots everywhere, as well as the Republican Party here

- Karen Cooper

Ransom Rideout's avatar

They seem to be doing their best. I don't know why they have to kill so many innocent people who have done them no harm though. I guess they are a duallity of the Devil.

Betti Franceschi's avatar

Despots. This has nothing to do with rail transport.

CBA's avatar

I'm hoping the Couch Boy Curse becomes a thing!

Laurel Rutz's avatar

I love that “Couch Boy Curse” euphemism! Very catchy, CBA!

Italien's avatar

So he killed the couch first?🤔

steve's avatar

Got it pregnant.....it is going to become the proud mother of an inbred immoral hillbilly with eye make-up and unkept facial hair.

Clym Yeobright's avatar

At least I’m kempt … not to mention feckful, which I won’t mention

CBA's avatar

Good for you! I don't think I have a single feck left to give.

bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

That spawn will be sitting on a broken down couch whose springs play the chords from

"Deliverance"

CBA's avatar

At the very least it wishes it was dead.

Clym Yeobright's avatar

Appointment in Samarra time

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

Nice literary allusion Clym ! Time to reread it along with A Confederacy of Dunces!😉

Clym Yeobright's avatar

Do Toole first. It’s rolling-on-the-floor funny

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

Yes, I’ve read Toole ! Funny and poignant! 😉💕

bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

Well JD was launched into politics by his demonic overlord Peter Thiel (aka Sauron of Silicon Valley).

There's a whiff of brimstone around him...

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

I agree ! JD a servant of the Dark Lord, Sauron ! A miasma emanating from Mount Doom ! 😉💕

Elisabeth Birker's avatar

Yes! Proof is in the pudding!

Penelope Guyton's avatar

Orban today, Allgone tomorrow!

Autumn Mich's avatar

We have not been forsaken. Ben Franklin supposedly said beer is proof God loves us. This election, and most of the U.S. special elections since 2024, are more proof.

LHS's avatar

I thought pizza was proof of God's love. 😀 A friend of mine says pizza is proof God does not exist. Because if s/he existed, s/he would keep all the pizza for her/himself. 😆

Stephanie MacLeod's avatar

I laughed out load when I saw the latest installment of TBR, so hilarious! Who can we have JD Vance visit next. Orban into Orbit! Yay!

Erik Bruun's avatar

Donald J Trump, of course

LHS's avatar

I think JD should go to every state and district and stump for every (R) running for Senator or Representative. Every last one of them.

Cognitive Dissident's avatar

Yeah, I saw this movie during donald’s first term. He endorsed Marin le Pen. Kiss of death!

I had a French client living in the US. She was very upset. I said, “yeah, just not feeling it. I can’t see the French taking advice from donald.”

The next day she called with elation in her voice. “You were right! I’m so relieved that you were right!”

In this case the sequel is almost better than the original.

Betti Franceschi's avatar

I am so envious of your moniker. Heartbroken that I didn't think of it first!

Cognitive Dissident's avatar

Thanks. It’s not entirely mine.

Dawna Stromsoe's avatar

VP Vance really MUST spend much more one-on-one time with the PedoFelon.

Phyllis Mass's avatar

Precursor of things to come here

John Keithly's avatar

I’m overwhelmed with the new Hungarian election results Press on!

Robert E.'s avatar

He has a new podcast: Lindsey Uncorked

Cognitive Dissident's avatar

I laugh as I sip an excellent glass of wine.

Donna_H's avatar

Oh, we do so hope!!

BTAM Master's avatar

File this under Dan Rather's headlines of "A Reason To Smile."

Susie's avatar

Yes. Well said!!!

Allyson Ross Davies's avatar

Hoping JDV campaigns vigorously for Republicans during the midterms and has the same effect!!🤞🏻

Stephen Brady's avatar

He is Mr. AntiCharisma.

Sharon C Storm's avatar

That’s the best description of him I have ever seen! 🥰

Wendy Tucker's avatar

From your lips to _____________ (whoever) ears.

Allyson Ross Davies's avatar

I usually say ‘to her ears’ ‘cause it’s got to be a goddess up there! 😉

Phillip's avatar

The amazing part is Orban congratulating his opponent not crying the election was a fraud. Unlike our dear leader

Susie's avatar

I said the exact same thing!!! Even that actual lowlife strongman was “honorable” about his loss! Also, wonder if the full strength of the American economy will still be granted to Hungary now……….

LHS's avatar

I'm wondering if Trump will decide Orban is a weak loser because he conceded. Or will Trump start saying the election was stolen from his dear friend? Remember, he is still crazy about his Brazilian dear friend, Bolsonaro.

Hannah's avatar

So long Viktor. The people won't miss you. May the door hit you hard.

Jean Enderle's avatar

You captured a great photo of Graham….

Catherine Alvarez's avatar

Is that a snake slithering out of his mouth ??

ABuckley's avatar

I can not tolerate that caricature of a human.

Robert E.'s avatar

He passes wind out of both ends.

LHS's avatar

He needs an intervention. I'm serious.

Cognitive Dissident's avatar

I have followed his career. You can just throw a dart at a pic of lindsay.

myhoopbabies's avatar

I can't imagine JD Vance being good at anything, but he seems to have found his calling in killing political careers. He's a natural!

bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

First Pope Francis, now Orban.

Should JD start spending more time playing golf with Trump?

Jacquie Ostrom's avatar

Wouldn't it be great if Stephen Colbert would run for that SC Senate Seat? Stephen is from SC and his show is ending in May. Hmmm...

Michael Stayton's avatar

I can see it now: Senator Colbert in a hearing questioning Carr and/or the CBS CEO.

Cognitive Dissident's avatar

What an inspired thought!

ABuckley's avatar

Anything and everything trump and friends touch rapidly sinks to hell. Never fails. I truly don't understand why this is not clear to his supporters.

Susie's avatar

😜🤣😜😜🤣😜

Maria Jette's avatar

I don’t think they read very much, if at all.

ABuckley's avatar

If you support the trump regime, you care about very little or no one; just taking pleasure in the sufferings of others.

Kimberly Swanson's avatar

A step in the right direction. 🤞🤞

Mary Gilbert's avatar

Or maybe a step in the left direction? 😉

Merrill's avatar

The Pope's Message: Peace not Crusades!

Even the holy Name of God, the God of life, is being dragged into discourses of death.”

“To world leaders, we cry out: stop! It is time for peace! Sit at the table of dialogue and mediation – not at the table where rearmament is planned and deadly actions are decided.”

“Enough of the idolatry of self and money! Enough of the display of power! Enough of war! True strength is shown in serving life,”

Katherine Holloway's avatar

Thanks Merrill, I’m totally with you on this, war is not the answer. Life is the question, Love is the answer. We are all connected, we cannot descend into hatred and revenge, we have to hold each other up!

Clym Yeobright's avatar

Hesgeth: “Oh yeah? You’ll LOVE Avignon, dude!”

Blayney Colmore's avatar

Sweet Jesus! Do I dare think this could be the start of the great unraveling of the autocratic assault that looked to be sweeping the world and our nation? How sweet it would be to see the arrogance rewarded with voters who trust compassionate governance?

LHS's avatar

Putin looks at Orban's defeat and silently thanks himself for fixing every election in Russia.

Gail S. Nsentip's avatar

OMG - Orban gone - Things are looking better!

Hunaid Qadir's avatar

Viktor shall soon be joining the President's cabinet and maybe replacing VP Vance on the ticket in 2028.

Wendy Tucker's avatar

Could be. No way JustaDick can make it to next election. And if Donnie -- for some reason--is unable to run a third time* -- no way JD could inherit his throne.

*Donnie is likely reviewing possible scenarios which will make #3 possible. In fact, this little 'excursion' into Iran might be one. He alone can fix it.....remember, he said so in first term.

Sandi's avatar

Vance: "I only went because I thought his name was Ottoman."

Susie's avatar

Oh. My. GAWD!!!! That’s completely awesome!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣