JD is furious that Pete leaked the brand of guyliner he uses. "It's bad enough that the guyliner I use also leaks, so sometimes I look like Tammy Faye!"
Pete exclaimed, "Sorry, JD, it won't happen again! But please don't come and visit me. I maybe a warfighter, but you're the angel of death!"
Andy it's okay he now is putting in a make-up room near his office. This way when he gives away secrets and battle plans to an open microphone he will look good. An absolute complete joke just like Trump.
PINO, JD and TUI (talking under the influence) Pete should all get together and ask for a group discount on their cosmetics. Since they're all probably now charging us taxpayers for their beautifying regimes, it would save us all some money.
That $3000 cash the South Dakota dog killer allegedly had stolen? Possibly cash for continued updates and refreshments for the MAGAt look favored by the cultists.
I'd prefer to know what "medication" she was taking. 💊 I think it's hysterical she got robbed with her bag on the floor by her feet with security and Secret.Service! Passport, drivers license, BLANK checks, I don't even care about the $3K. She's a skank, what do you expect...but it's basically everything they need to steal her identity. Have fun at the DMV Kristi. Don't forget to upgrade to a REAL.ID by May 7th...oh you should get the Enhanced version for Mexico and Canada And make sure your Passport, DL, and everything else has your exact name like your birth certificate and marriage certificate and SS card or boy, are you going to have to jump through hoops! And don't forget to register to vote and be an organ donor.
So, what was the Secret Service detail doing instead of watching Kristi and her bag? By the way, she is NOT a good organ donor. She has no heart, liver and kidneys are likely destroyed by whatever medication she takes, lungs destroyed by hanging around in sandpits shooting dogs.
Obviously I was being facetious, but seriously, how do you know what drugs she's on and what condition her organs are in? Calm down. I hate the puppy killer too and couldn't care less what her secret service was doing as she was robbed in plain site.
I was referring to Hegseth. Actually to them both. Noem keeps trying, though, with the aid of lots of silicone and collagen. It must be hard for her and McMahon to deal with the MAGA aesthetic as they're both older and the look, of course, doesn't age well.
LOL.He definitely looks like a lot of work. His wife looks exhausted keeping tabs on him 24/7. He probably spends more time in front of the mirror than she does.
They, incl RFK, should do the same for their liquor bills. Bad enough that may cause us to get our 🫏 es blown off. But to have to pick up the tab too? 🤬
JD Vance is fuming over Hegseth’s make up room. Demands that one be installed at Number One Observatory Circle so that he can properly apply his eyeliner!
Sean -- this phenomenon has exploded in DC including the "boss", Justa , and all the Cabinet Secretaries. Even Justa's couch demands a personal makeup artist who's fully stocked.
The result, a new Executive Order creating the Department of Blush, Makeup, & Cover-up Accessories (BMCA) to be headed by someone named S.T. Lauder and including its own theme song by the Village People!
I remember when congress approved Hegseth's nomination as Secretary of Defence. A TV hack whose only talent is to read a teleprompter. You can't make this stuff up.
A spokesperson at Sephora declined to comment when questioned by reporters from the AP. An anonymous source in the Sephora customer service department did note the company has received a FOIA demand for clarification on exactly which products the Secretary routinely orders, adding the request came from the Office of the Vice President.
Shame on all of these Pretend-Manly-Men, running around bulling the real heroes (both women and men) who actually fight wars. Trump wears so much makeup and hair dye, that he must spend his mornings in front of the “mirror, mirror on the wall”, trying to cover up his evil face. Well…..it doesn’t work, does it?!
As for the other two soft, spineless pretty boys, all of the eyeliner and hair gel in a tariff-free world won’t make them into the men that they think they are. They will remain to live as incompetent, boozy, ass-kissing, nasty morons.
I heard Trump signed an Executive Order prohibiting all federal employees and officials from using Sephora products as long as the company continues it's DEI policies like marketing Eadem, Made for Skin of Color.
Good that you accept typos. Thanks to Covid brain fog >5 yrs. I usually have to look things up, look them up again, and forget them again. Same with spelling and typing, although there is some improvement with practice. Doubt there will ever be a full recovery from the ravages of this disease. RFK, please help. Ha ha ha ha ha, you effing pos. Try some saline gargles or honey for that gravelly voice. No drugs
Reply to Al Keim. Alas, that won’t work. Moreover, there was a promising vaccine in trials that would have immunized the blue dots against the many serious often fatal diseases caused by the red dots, such as summary deportation, white supremacist triumphs on many fronts, e.g. employment, admissions to colleges. One of Kennedy’s first acts was to shut those trials down.
I think, when the wildfires (certainly not a direct/indirect result of climate change) subside, maybe they can load up with cod liver oil and spray all the red states.
I’m in Florida, and I laugh at Mr/Mrs DeSantis all the time. same with Byron Donold. Matt Gaetz. Joel Greenberg. Even Roger Stone & Steve Bannon... crooks all
OMG, Michael. So darn funny. And if he's clean, why doesn't he exhibit withdrawal symptoms? Why no DTs noted? You can't miss seeing the shakes. Always makes me sing 'Son Of A Bitch' by Nathaniel Rateliff and The Night Sweats when I think of a dry Hegseth.
Could it be that we are being spared some pain and suffering visited upon us by ignorant and evil idiots because the "Seth of Heads" and the "Vance of Mephistopheles" are spending precious time playing with makeup? Does that spare us from gazing on their real faces? Because when they take a shower, their real faces wash down the drain and scare the hell out of the orcs in their plumbing. Poor orcs.
Guy needs to be fired, pronto. In any other sane administration, he would never have been given the job due to not being remotely qualified. In any other sane administration, he would have been replaced long ago after multiple screwups. We are living in a truly bonkers universe.
Every conversation between Hegseth and Vance begins, "Girl, have you tried...?"
You win the Internet for the day!
Shanghai Smoke show vs Winsome Warrior
Don't forget the lipstick: "Hot Hussy Hegseth Red".
Snap!Snap!Snap!
OUTSTANDING!!!!
I just read an article about JD Vance & Peter Thiel’s FUBAR relationship.
Pete Hegseth is involved in something that may very well get him “disappeared”.
Both men have no idea the danger they’re in. That’s the best part 😀.
Do you have a link to the article?
It on Substack…Catholics and JD Vance. Im looking for it.
I'd love to read it. Let us know when you find it. Thank you.
Is that like, “Molly. you in danger, girl”?
I really did laugh out loud to this...
Me too.
JD is furious that Pete leaked the brand of guyliner he uses. "It's bad enough that the guyliner I use also leaks, so sometimes I look like Tammy Faye!"
Pete exclaimed, "Sorry, JD, it won't happen again! But please don't come and visit me. I maybe a warfighter, but you're the angel of death!"
…and hilarity ensues 🤣
You win. Definitely.
Yeeeeeeees.
Andy it's okay he now is putting in a make-up room near his office. This way when he gives away secrets and battle plans to an open microphone he will look good. An absolute complete joke just like Trump.
PINO, JD and TUI (talking under the influence) Pete should all get together and ask for a group discount on their cosmetics. Since they're all probably now charging us taxpayers for their beautifying regimes, it would save us all some money.
That $3000 cash the South Dakota dog killer allegedly had stolen? Possibly cash for continued updates and refreshments for the MAGAt look favored by the cultists.
I'd prefer to know what "medication" she was taking. 💊 I think it's hysterical she got robbed with her bag on the floor by her feet with security and Secret.Service! Passport, drivers license, BLANK checks, I don't even care about the $3K. She's a skank, what do you expect...but it's basically everything they need to steal her identity. Have fun at the DMV Kristi. Don't forget to upgrade to a REAL.ID by May 7th...oh you should get the Enhanced version for Mexico and Canada And make sure your Passport, DL, and everything else has your exact name like your birth certificate and marriage certificate and SS card or boy, are you going to have to jump through hoops! And don't forget to register to vote and be an organ donor.
So, what was the Secret Service detail doing instead of watching Kristi and her bag? By the way, she is NOT a good organ donor. She has no heart, liver and kidneys are likely destroyed by whatever medication she takes, lungs destroyed by hanging around in sandpits shooting dogs.
She said, “I don't need no stinkin Secret Service detail - just give me a rocket launcher and I'll be fine.”
But she still has a brain...oh nevermind. My bad! 🤣
If she is hiding a brain in that vacuous head, it's priceless, since it hasn't been used.
She's so hollow, she'd gong like a wind chime if accidentally bumped!
Obviously I was being facetious, but seriously, how do you know what drugs she's on and what condition her organs are in? Calm down. I hate the puppy killer too and couldn't care less what her secret service was doing as she was robbed in plain site.
And NRA membership & customer loyalty card
She's probably more worried about that one LOL
If she's no proof she's a US citizen she can chill in El Salvador til her family gets it sorted out.
Well, she did learn one lesson from this: stop dating foot fetishists! (Unless they have a security clearance.)
I thought she was a paw fetishist.
She likes jumping through hoops even if it doesn't help with her looks which are horrid.
At least she hasn't turned into a bleached blonde, the MAGA preferred look. I'll give her that.
Somehow her look makes MTG and Bobo look good.
She's stunning next to those two LOL.
Ah yes. The Secretary of Handbag Security.
The face-lifted has-been porn actor look probably takes a lot of maintenance.
It's not working. She's not in the blow-up Barbie doll model that 47 prefers.
I was referring to Hegseth. Actually to them both. Noem keeps trying, though, with the aid of lots of silicone and collagen. It must be hard for her and McMahon to deal with the MAGA aesthetic as they're both older and the look, of course, doesn't age well.
LOL.He definitely looks like a lot of work. His wife looks exhausted keeping tabs on him 24/7. He probably spends more time in front of the mirror than she does.
Even a flamethrower to her face wouldn't help.
Dr. Oz has approved them as medically necessary.
They should use coupons at Walmart! Musk and MTG should use those space lasers
for their own plastic surgery!
They, incl RFK, should do the same for their liquor bills. Bad enough that may cause us to get our 🫏 es blown off. But to have to pick up the tab too? 🤬
Beautifying? Are you serious? (I'm sure they are.)
Wonder if he practices doing his own makeup on kosher dill pickles??
More like Styrofoam wig heads with wavy hair glued on top!
Except instead of being a joke, it's horrifying!
Megan the entire administration is horrifying.
Why couldn't he just install a large make-up mirror in his office instead of using $3000 for a whole room?
He probably wanted a couch to do his make-up on.
I'd prefer to see the xenomorph (Alien movies) or the Predator.
MAGA. Make America Look Good Again.
Or ghastly.
MALGA! Could also be good-looking, groomed, gorgeous, glamorous.
That's MALGA.🤣🤣🤣
JD Vance is fuming over Hegseth’s make up room. Demands that one be installed at Number One Observatory Circle so that he can properly apply his eyeliner!
Sean -- this phenomenon has exploded in DC including the "boss", Justa , and all the Cabinet Secretaries. Even Justa's couch demands a personal makeup artist who's fully stocked.
The result, a new Executive Order creating the Department of Blush, Makeup, & Cover-up Accessories (BMCA) to be headed by someone named S.T. Lauder and including its own theme song by the Village People!
Cover-up. Pun intended?
Of course. TBR is the home of the pun.
Did you forget orange spackle, or does that fall under make-up?
No, the orange spackle just falls into thick pieces!
The latter Celia -- so the boss is happy.
That counts as make-up.
lol 😺😺😺
how do you do a B? lol
Annette -- Contortionists are in ample supply in this administration -- starting with the Press Secretary. 🫣
good point - I'd like to see Stephen Hitler-Miller contort himself into a cursive "S" and stay there
I'd prefer he set himself on fire.
well, if he goes on a bender, he can be a fancier flambe!
LOL
Her tongue does so many contortions the press have trouble understanding what she says.
Yes -- she has revived the lost art of speaking in tongues.
Karoline The Slime Leavitt has her own make-up tutorial: https://www.tiktok.com/@theussun/video/7491835340454497567
MLK -- Her responses to press corps questions inspired the title of the BMCA song. 🎼
Good point. Vance is willing to back off that demand if he gets an inflatable couch instead.
I remember when congress approved Hegseth's nomination as Secretary of Defence. A TV hack whose only talent is to read a teleprompter. You can't make this stuff up.
And not even good enough to be on during the week. To be second tier on Fox is really pathetic!
he compensates with his American flag pocket square
Maybe he thinks any inside info he gets, like defence dept secrets, are for broadcasting on the evening news.
Unfortunately, blush was not on the list.
No--he opted for the "stubble" bronzer instead. . .
😂
A spokesperson at Sephora declined to comment when questioned by reporters from the AP. An anonymous source in the Sephora customer service department did note the company has received a FOIA demand for clarification on exactly which products the Secretary routinely orders, adding the request came from the Office of the Vice President.
Shame on all of these Pretend-Manly-Men, running around bulling the real heroes (both women and men) who actually fight wars. Trump wears so much makeup and hair dye, that he must spend his mornings in front of the “mirror, mirror on the wall”, trying to cover up his evil face. Well…..it doesn’t work, does it?!
As for the other two soft, spineless pretty boys, all of the eyeliner and hair gel in a tariff-free world won’t make them into the men that they think they are. They will remain to live as incompetent, boozy, ass-kissing, nasty morons.
They are males, but not yet men.
Never will be true men. Just incapable and ignorant forever.
Looks like Lumpy has stopped dying his hair; instead he's going for the purple toner to tone down the last vestiges of blond.
...and for this " pino" gets up before the songbirds' first fart...???
Give it up, grandpa !
“A spokesperson at Sephora declined to comment when questioned by reporters from the AP.”
A spokesperson at Sephora declined to comment when questioned by reporters phoning from the AP, sequestered in a closet outside the WH briefing room.
I heard Trump signed an Executive Order prohibiting all federal employees and officials from using Sephora products as long as the company continues it's DEI policies like marketing Eadem, Made for Skin of Color.
Sigh...some day I will post a comment with no typos. It is "its" not "it's".
No worries-we don’t judge ☺️
Good that you accept typos. Thanks to Covid brain fog >5 yrs. I usually have to look things up, look them up again, and forget them again. Same with spelling and typing, although there is some improvement with practice. Doubt there will ever be a full recovery from the ravages of this disease. RFK, please help. Ha ha ha ha ha, you effing pos. Try some saline gargles or honey for that gravelly voice. No drugs
there, until you decide otherwise.
No apologies necessary. Its a common mistake.
So, I’ll start patronizing the Sephora counters immediately!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
When will you be in South Florida? I'm one among many blue dots in a red state.
Rub cod liver oil on the red dots and they will go away. RFK
Reply to Al Keim. Alas, that won’t work. Moreover, there was a promising vaccine in trials that would have immunized the blue dots against the many serious often fatal diseases caused by the red dots, such as summary deportation, white supremacist triumphs on many fronts, e.g. employment, admissions to colleges. One of Kennedy’s first acts was to shut those trials down.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I think, when the wildfires (certainly not a direct/indirect result of climate change) subside, maybe they can load up with cod liver oil and spray all the red states.
Agreed! Florida needs some hope and humor, too.
I’m in Florida, and I laugh at Mr/Mrs DeSantis all the time. same with Byron Donold. Matt Gaetz. Joel Greenberg. Even Roger Stone & Steve Bannon... crooks all
David Jolly is a breath of fresh air
Hope he does run for Governor and wins!
There are Blue Dots in Florida???
Oh yes. Many of us. It's a tough life.
Just back from visiting our very blue friends in Orlando. It’s a tough job and you have my respect!
And in SW Louisiana, too,,,,, fifteen or so at last count.
We are Legion!
Yes Andy. Please come. We could use a dose of your humor
Can’t wait. I live right next door to the theater and got tickets as soon as it was announced.
See you there!
His next leak will be a list of job possibilities he's exploring.
Let’s hope so
Maybe FOX 3 A.M. show will take him.
Next he'll text them the inventory of his liquor cabinet.
Nope. THAT is top secret … oops, happened anyway?
Hegseth and sensitive information? Don't make me laugh. He's going to need a slew of good defense pros soon.
OMG, Michael. So darn funny. And if he's clean, why doesn't he exhibit withdrawal symptoms? Why no DTs noted? You can't miss seeing the shakes. Always makes me sing 'Son Of A Bitch' by Nathaniel Rateliff and The Night Sweats when I think of a dry Hegseth.
dry Hegseth = oxymoron.
I believe there are drugs that can hide the shakes
Good to know. Thanks. Alcoholism is a horrid disease. Mr. Hegseth needs help, not a high stress government position that he's not qualified to hold.
Be sure to take an inventory by weight. 7AM and 12 Midnight. Establishes the
"Lush" factor.
Haha Good idea. How about breathalyzers after break time, too.
Wish I could be at your show. NC here.
😞 Marylander here. Still can't get there.
Could it be that we are being spared some pain and suffering visited upon us by ignorant and evil idiots because the "Seth of Heads" and the "Vance of Mephistopheles" are spending precious time playing with makeup? Does that spare us from gazing on their real faces? Because when they take a shower, their real faces wash down the drain and scare the hell out of the orcs in their plumbing. Poor orcs.
Is the show going to be livestreamed? Or recorded for later posting?
I hope so!!
See you on Monday and I CANNOT WAIT! I think I bought my tickets when I first heard last October!
See you there!!
I am sooo jealous! I expect you to have a fabulous time.
Thank you! I know it will be fantastic!
Guy needs to be fired, pronto. In any other sane administration, he would never have been given the job due to not being remotely qualified. In any other sane administration, he would have been replaced long ago after multiple screwups. We are living in a truly bonkers universe.
So true! Even Fox “standards” relegated him to weekend (JV) status…