There used to be a phrase, "Would you buy a used car from that person?" I think of that whenever Secretary or War Crimes Hegseth is on TV. Everything in his appearance and manner screams duplicity!
I support miming the White House. The Cabinet shall be supplied with branded, though ill-fitting, white gloves. Could the opening compliment routine possibly be streamed?
Ummm … you’re sounding like a rabid anti-idiotite, Frank. They’re people just like us; they came here seeking a better life. Next you’ll be saying they should have their own schools!
In the press briefing following his ban on microphones, he mimed a claim that this will save the government at least $1 billion a week so we can absolutely afford Trump’s war in Iran. Cuba should be worried too now that we don’t have to go through those tight-asses in Congress for funding.
There used to be a phrase, "Would you buy a used car from that person?" I think of that whenever Secretary or War Crimes Hegseth is on TV. Everything in his appearance and manner screams duplicity!
Not sure if he is smart enough for duplicity!!
He’s only smart enough for monoplicity. Maybe not even that.
<rimshot>
Would you take a three-hour tour on a boat on which Hegseth was mate?
Ignorance & stupidity!!!
He has always struck me as the perfect used car salesman...
I have always said that if Trump hadn't been born to a rich family, he'd now be just a used-car salesman in Queens.
That's an insult to used-car salesmen everywhere. Pete would be fired on day one for lying, stupidity, & incompetence.
Screams, Wannabe!
So true.
Despite moving into the Pentagon, he is nothing but a over hyped Faux Snooze host who couldn't find the seat of his pants with both hands.
I support miming the White House. The Cabinet shall be supplied with branded, though ill-fitting, white gloves. Could the opening compliment routine possibly be streamed?
Unless … Iran has mime-sweepers
That would be a feature, not a bug.
OMG
🤣🤣🤣 Clym - A perfect response!
White gloves? Great idea. They'll look like the Disney cartoon characters they resemble!
Did he just say that it costs money to kill people? You wouldn't need to ban the microphones if you just banned him.
My comments on Hegseth and his banning microphones will be written in invisible ink……
………………
……………..
………………!!!
He didn't sound like an idiot,he WAS an idiot.
… IS an idiot
Picky,picky,picky.
Ummm … you’re sounding like a rabid anti-idiotite, Frank. They’re people just like us; they came here seeking a better life. Next you’ll be saying they should have their own schools!
His vocabulary is preschool level. And he used to work for FOX! What does that tell us about FOX viewers?
Everything you need to know.
Andy this is absolutely hilarious. I laughed out loud! Thank you. This stuff kinda writes itself doesn't it? Hard to tell the truth from fiction.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Excerpt:
“After expelling all sound-capturing equipment from the Pentagon media room, Hegseth proceeded to conduct an hourlong briefing entirely in mime.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You saved the day
What a blessed relief, to exchange the loud hype
For the manly techniques
Of the strong silent type.
The Pentagon make-up room, changed overnight,
Would still have lots of face paint,
And all of it white.
No more right-wing word salads
Like those heard at Fox,
But a classical mime: The Invisible Box!
With little black britches, so tight that they hurt, and a cunning beret,
And a nicely striped shirt,
Pete could pantomime all the stuff folks need to know,
Without saying a word,
Just like Marcel Marceau.
It is hard to mime bombings,
Without any sound,
Or over a hundred dead girls on the ground.
Though their tragical deaths were
Horrifically violent,
In the spirit of mime , they are now deadly silent.
Then the somber mood brightens
To comic relief,
As a they strike up the brass
To play “Hail to the Chief”.
It’s that murderous dotard,
That cancerous lump,
The half-rotted corpse
That we call Donald Trump,
He once more shambles forth
With a fabric of lies,
Never kind, never humble,
Not thoughtful nor wise.
We all pray for the day
When sweet silence returns:
It means Trump is in Hell,
Where the very air burns.
And Pete Hegseth’s in Hell:
The last mime that he played
Is the one where a sinner is silently Flayed.
Bravo. Excellent poem. You have a talent.
I like your handle, G.R.
Love “Windy”. Ditto, “Cherish”.
Stormy eyes that flash at the sound of lies … makes one long for the Hungry I and the Purple Onion … and Carol Doda lol
The Sound of Silence screeches
Thank Heavens he did that, he makes my ears bleed. 🩸
You have to nod your head vigorously and approvingly. If he thinks you are unconvinced by his rhetoric, he just shouts louder
Saves us the trouble of muting him. Can't complain about that. Now if he'd just get rid of the cameras...
Best of all: get rid of him! Unqualified for his job!
I’ve overcome my fear of public speaking by watching Hegseth.
In the press briefing following his ban on microphones, he mimed a claim that this will save the government at least $1 billion a week so we can absolutely afford Trump’s war in Iran. Cuba should be worried too now that we don’t have to go through those tight-asses in Congress for funding.
Sure is lucky Elon saved us that two trillion dollars just last year
His mime has got to be an improvement over his rhymes.
Smooth move on Pete's part. And here you thought he was stupid.
Maybe every person who is liable to be elected or appointed to a government post should have to pass an IQ test first.