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Steve Lang's avatar

does hegseth have any explanation for why his super-high testosterone level doesn’t help him do a pull-up?

Marc Panaye's avatar

As I am obviously low T (I do not have fake crusader tattoos or a private make-up studio for example) I cannot possibly know but perhaps:

High T blocks the muscles?

People with high T do not need to do a full pull-up?

People with high T do not have the time for a full pull-up?

People with high T say full pull-ups are for people with low T or gays?

Mike Hammer's avatar

It all went to his penis.

AVee. (Alexia)'s avatar

👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣

Belly laugh at 5:10 am

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Being blessed with off-the-charts testosterone has enabled me to perform with extreme lethality,…

Pirro!!

Phew laughing is exercise thank you

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WENDL Kornfeld's avatar

Yep, laughing is like massaging yer innards.

Sean M Carlin's avatar

If he is that good then he can help JD “Hillbilly” Vance with his MASCARA!

Bill Morgan's avatar

Ya know I think his book should be under fiction. He was raised in Middleton Ohio which isn't exactly Appalachia

Amy L.'s avatar

You mean MAnSCARA?

MaryAnn Nøbben's avatar

I think jd's mask scary enough as it is!!

Al Gorythm's avatar

Hegseth is a half a penile implant away from being a total dick.

Cathy Nierenberg's avatar

I love your comment!!! Trump Derangement Penile Colony

Irna Gadd's avatar

Oh Al, this is HILARIOUS!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sharon P's avatar

ooo AI is that why jfk stopped for the racoon penis ??

Sharon P's avatar

OH NO I meant 'R' RFK my appologies !!!!

Doris Buchmann's avatar

Yet still naps with Mommy!

SyBen's avatar

Good one, but I think he is a total dick.

Paul's avatar

When you hairstyle doesn't move, after leaping tall buildings at faster than a speeding bullet, you must be Supermanly....

Diane Smith's avatar

Laughed....but. You should be so much meaner to him. What a POS.

Barbara Marling's avatar

Still recovering from watching Hegseth in action yesterday at Senate hearing. I do believe he has decided to follow Bondi’s lead in hurling insults at Dems instead of answering questions although he does resort to mixing it up by repeating himself endlessly. It was so embarrassing to see this fool playing to an audience of one.

Doris Buchmann's avatar

Spill dangerous fluids upon him, light him up, he needs igniting!! Flapping lips sink ships!

Frances López's avatar

Jeanine Pirro has a much deeper voice. It is SO commanding! I'm askeered of her.

Sarah McAuliffe-Bellin's avatar

Pirro may have more testosterone than Kegsbreath come to think of it of it.

Robby's avatar

They have several distilleries and wineries coursing through their veins. Not much room for testosterone! 🍷🥃

Irna Gadd's avatar

😂😂😂👏👏👏

Ninah's avatar

I was reading a report on high testosterone levels and what that does to the body. So higher levels mean that most of the blood goes to the sexual organs to attract a female to propagate. It does not go to the brain for cognitive function. … Now imagine an entire military without brain function?

Brenda Reiss's avatar

So that's exactly what we need. Super sexualized male soldiers on the loose. Most men already think with those organs now. Women beware. I wonder will they all start wearing eyeliner and mascara?

Jan Fabiyi's avatar

Like our administration?

Natalie Parker's avatar

Yeah, but Kegsbreath wants "his" soldiers to be growling, chest thumping, belligerent aggressors who can take any hill. I've been wondering about the women soldiers. I know he doesn't want 'em. Will that will be his next big announcement?

Dr Nurse Dux PSYCH!'s avatar

but ... but ... shouldn't super bigly macho high testosterone come with male pattern baldness? just asking

Michael Bowe's avatar

Yes. Combined with ear hair, nose hair and back hair!

AVee. (Alexia)'s avatar

Oh my gosh!!there’s more at the link!!🤣🤣🤣

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Thankfully, President Trump has not read The Art of War (he has far more important things to do than read books), which explains, for example, why he made the bold decision back in February to invade Iran.

Rose Edgar's avatar

He does read if it’s about himself, he answered to that when he was asked that being so busy he doesn’t have time to read and he answered except if it’s about him. Such a freaking loser!

Jean Jacoby's avatar

Ah yes, the art of war: supreme preparation before you start; know yourself and your enemy; have a well-thought-out strategy; be fluid and adaptible, and the best success is winning without conflict. Every battle is won or lost before you start. So yeah, just like Donnie and Kegsbreath.

Doris Buchmann's avatar

Send the “miss named President toilet sitter” there immediately !!

Dr. Richard's avatar

Anyone who makes this much of a fuss about "masculinity" has a MAJOR problem with his! Hegturd is the poster fraud for this and the worst possible dolt to occupy his office. He is homophobic, delusional, misogynistic, racist and a lying, ex-Fox part-time "host" who has failed in everything he has done - but he kisses Trump's butt (the ONLY qualification for office under this pathetically-criminal administration.

MY bet is that any PRIVATE could head the DOD better than Hegseth - a person with his/her COUNTRY and its military in focus instead of his/her public image. Hegturd is truly a PIG IN LIPSTICK and probably buys his makeup from his boss, of course at an extortion-level fee like everything else Trump hawks.

WE NEED TO GET RID OF HIM AND ALL OF HIS FELLOW CREEPS AND FRAUDS and replace them with real humans - preferably ones who have actually "SERVED" (which excludes anyone Trump) and who actually understand what "patriotism", military conduct, equity and competence are all about and who are not LIARS and FRAUDS!

Where is MAGA on this? AWOL as usual!

Michael Bowe's avatar

"He is homophobic, delusional, misogynistic, racist and a lying, ex-Fox part-time "host" who has failed in everything he has done:" In short, a complete closet case.

Doris Buchmann's avatar

Yet he still needs reminding from Mommy to flush and Wash his hands afterwards!!

Kathleen D. Pierce's avatar

Your post is powerful!

Dr. Richard's avatar

This is the power that THE PEOPLE should have, not a corrupt cabal of the worst crooks and incompetents in our history!

POWER TO THE PEOPLE! NO KINGS, NO DESPOTS, NO MAGA!

ACCOUNTABILITY FOR ALL OF THESE TRAITORS!

Dr. Richard's avatar

Now, if only those of you who sit back and enjoy reading these comments and Andy's take would only COMMIT and DO SOMETHING about this criminal state of affairs, perhaps then awe could oust those who enable it and the crooks at the top. I'd prefer that we do so peacefully but, like so many other countries that SHOULD have taken immediate action when their countries faced existential crises like this (re pre-war GERMANY and HITLER, Mussolini, Stalin, Mao, et al), we are faced with any IMMINENT THREAT that require immediate action. Taking the MAGA-corrupt political route only delays this just as do Trump's endless court appeals delay his accountability. MAKE IT CLEAER TO YOUR MAGA CROOKS IN CNGESS AND ELSEWHERE that their political futures WILL END HERE, in disgrace and criminal actions, if they do not stop this despot in his tracks NOW. They could have done that during either of his previous impeachments - and they DID NOTHING! That is criminal and unacceptable.

Dr. Richard's avatar

This is YOUR power too! USE IT! Words matter but ACTIONS matter MORE!

I'd like to see many more frank, unadulterated comments putting truth to power. LET AMERICA KNOW WHERE WE STAND - all 280,000,000 of us who did NOT vote for Trump and MAGA! Democracy DOES die in darkness!

Joanne Elizabeth Schulze's avatar

Hegseth was sweating during yesterday's hearing because:

He was lying (to outdo Trump)

He took estrogen (to outdo Bondi)

He didn't apply enough make-up (to outdo Giuliani)

Or all of the above

SCS - Michigan's avatar

“Warpaint”!!! Absolutely Beautiful 🤩

You were on a roll early this morning, Andy! Thank goodness for you 💙

Anne W.'s avatar

Genius

Stephen Werner's avatar

It says so much about the MAGA crowd that they can still support benedicttrump, hegspeth, patel, vance, miller, bannon, and the rest of the maga-gots! They are the kids everyone shunned at school because they were so weird, mean, and doing things that were bizarre that made everyone embarrassed. They have never grown out of that behavior but why does anyone still think they are making anything great (again)?

Jan Fabiyi's avatar

Totally agree. I wonder if it would have made any difference if we’d picked up our lunch trays and gone and sat with them in the cafeteria.