And never go to a casino with one. Or be sure to have your own transportation. Addictions shift focus and you.can be stuck there for hours. I guess Pete's shifted to murdering fishermen.
You stole my thunder! This appeared in Heather Cox Richardson's Substack today where she said this is now being used in social media. However, I also refer to him as "Hogsbreath."
He needs to get out of the US toward a civilized nation to fulfill his name's meaning properly because US is not a signatory of ICC in Hague. Hopefully a pilot makes a wrong turn in the future with him in the aircraft. I am sure most passangers will applaud.
There are 2 Trump golf courses in Scotland. Above all can't go against the boss. (Fun fact: Trump has admitted and used the fact of climate change to try to get permits to climate-proof his resorts.)
I think because tankers are not armed, but Scotland has multitudes of kilt wearing men who would happily pound his sorry ass into the ground, and then neuter the poor excuse of a human.
Scott Bessent and those slimy deal-makers; Linda MacMahon, the rest of the"cabinet," all new top level hires at FCC, FDA,FBI, CDC; then fire Stephen Miller and Steven Cheung-please! What is most cost-efficient--
Changed type fonts at the Sate Dept; or stopping putting up Gold-Lettered signs all over and inside of the White House (duh-which one's the "Oval" office?) and making new "Department of War" signs to replace the dreaded DOD signs which were perfectly serviceable (no pun intended)
We now know that Trump has finally lost it mentally. His sons got together and sent a gorgeous hooker to the White House. She looked directly at the orange one and said: I brought you SUPER SEX". Trump said, "what did you say". The Hooker said "SUPER SEX". Trump said I'm tired sending all those Truth Social memes. Just give me the SOUP.
Old joke that starts with an old Jewish man whose kids gift him a trip to Las Vegas. A hooker comes to the door (came with the gift) and says, "How about some super sex, big guy?" The man thinks for a minute and then says, "I'll take the soup."
I'm not getting anywhere near that man. And I only have a half-decent Jewish Mother accent, but only when I'm telling people that they're not good enough. Or that they'd better be good enough or I'll have a heart attack.
Never mess with a dry drunk. See: George W Bush
Or my uncle Dave. Bad, bad news.
The very definition of "mean drunk"...
And never go to a casino with one. Or be sure to have your own transportation. Addictions shift focus and you.can be stuck there for hours. I guess Pete's shifted to murdering fishermen.
https://youtu.be/P6WD7B_I_9c?si=DaJ2Fat3nnjVAN5r
I read somewhere today that we should be spelling it Hagueseth. One can hope.
You stole my thunder! This appeared in Heather Cox Richardson's Substack today where she said this is now being used in social media. However, I also refer to him as "Hogsbreath."
B Steele - I've been using "Kegsbreath" from a fellow TBR member. But, I really like Haugeseth - I'm hoping for that to come true.
Whiskey Pete.
https://youtu.be/P6WD7B_I_9c?si=DaJ2Fat3nnjVAN5r
Now that would be sweet! Held to account! Imagine that! 🔥❌️
Kegsbreath.
Or perhaps Kegseth?
He needs to get out of the US toward a civilized nation to fulfill his name's meaning properly because US is not a signatory of ICC in Hague. Hopefully a pilot makes a wrong turn in the future with him in the aircraft. I am sure most passangers will applaud.
Kegsbreath
Why didn't he just seize Scotland?
As a great man once said, "The land is easier"
There are 2 Trump golf courses in Scotland. Above all can't go against the boss. (Fun fact: Trump has admitted and used the fact of climate change to try to get permits to climate-proof his resorts.)
Don’t give him any ideas!
I think because tankers are not armed, but Scotland has multitudes of kilt wearing men who would happily pound his sorry ass into the ground, and then neuter the poor excuse of a human.
Indeed!! Real men wear kilts!
I have strong Scottish blood. He wouldn’t stand a chance. The Scots would tan his hide and send him packing!
Either that or he would freeze to death 🥶
"If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane."
- Jimmy Buffett
Thank you, Andy, for helping us stay sane!
As he and Suzie Essman discussed, humor can change the world. That much power!
He should have seized it “on the rocks”. Secretary of Happy Hour
Well done!
Och, aye! Th’ wee man’s a bawbag!
Now I have to look up "bawbag." My vocabulary improves after reading these comments.
Right?!
OMG!!! Hilarious!!!🤣 (Yes, I looked it up, too!)
So much easier to drink from a hose than from a glass. Hope he stops by Greenland for some ice.
Niiiiiiiiiice.
Report Hegseth to the International Criminal Court. Impeach him, along with RFK, Jr, Pam Bondi, Samuel Alito, John Roberts, Clarence Thomas.
a partial list is better then nothing
The full list is so long, we would have to house them in a demonstration Auschwitz model community.
OKAY!!
???????????
"...we would have to house them in a demonstration Auschwitz model community."
not sure what you mean with the auschwitz comment
Scott Bessent and those slimy deal-makers; Linda MacMahon, the rest of the"cabinet," all new top level hires at FCC, FDA,FBI, CDC; then fire Stephen Miller and Steven Cheung-please! What is most cost-efficient--
Changed type fonts at the Sate Dept; or stopping putting up Gold-Lettered signs all over and inside of the White House (duh-which one's the "Oval" office?) and making new "Department of War" signs to replace the dreaded DOD signs which were perfectly serviceable (no pun intended)
We now know that Trump has finally lost it mentally. His sons got together and sent a gorgeous hooker to the White House. She looked directly at the orange one and said: I brought you SUPER SEX". Trump said, "what did you say". The Hooker said "SUPER SEX". Trump said I'm tired sending all those Truth Social memes. Just give me the SOUP.
Old joke that starts with an old Jewish man whose kids gift him a trip to Las Vegas. A hooker comes to the door (came with the gift) and says, "How about some super sex, big guy?" The man thinks for a minute and then says, "I'll take the soup."
It's better with a Yiddish accent.
A Yiddish accent to Trump he’d have you arrested for swearing
I'm not getting anywhere near that man. And I only have a half-decent Jewish Mother accent, but only when I'm telling people that they're not good enough. Or that they'd better be good enough or I'll have a heart attack.
😂 could even really be true!
Everything I write is true.
Now that is very funny, Andy!! Maybe not as funny as Pete Kegstand - but then you are not a total asshole!!
Pete Kegstand love it!
That’s why I trust your words and quote you repeatedly.
I bet his mother would agree!
Of course!
I don’t have a clever comeback on this one. Bravo, Andy! You tapped into Petey’s most wanted desires.
inexcusable if it was blended not a single malt 🤪
If it has alcohol, he doesn’t care.
Only to discover that the ship was empty! If you can see the bottom paint, the tanker is empty.
That picture, Robin Beauchamp, was taken after Kegsbreath had boarded the ship to do an "inspection" of the cargo.
Gives new meaning to booze cruise. And cruise missile. Apparently, two surviving distillers remained hanging on to the gunwales. Poof.
One day he'll go down with the ship. (Or the s---t)) Anyhow, I'll drink to that!
Kegstand! Now THAT'S funny! They should get him drunk as hell and give him a burial at sea. Way out at sea.
Hysterical!