Thank you for keeping us sane and in good humor, and for creating this community so people don't feel they are alone. Thank you for huge belly laughs today, too!
Same to you and yours,Andy, and to all in the TBR family! Plus it’s my 67th birthday today! And I’m on a cruise, so no MAGA relatives to annoy me. What more could I be thankful for!!!!
What I have found with my Trumpist relatives is that they are so deluded you can't have a dialogue. There is no depth to their positions. Usually all I get from them is Fox talking points. Anecdotes writ large. Passionately believed.
I'm thankful for you, Andy, for helping me stay upbeat in this insane time. And for your followers for keeping the faith with their comments. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!
Grateful for the comment tips for the Thanksgiving meal. Will ensure a number of them being used plus more at the appropriate time to see how much food or wine may be spit out by some relatives or who may be in need of the Heimlich maneuver of my conversion to the dark side…LOLOL ah yes grateful - Happy Thanksgiving
I’m the 86 year old grandfather at the table. Whatever I say the others look at me as though a 3 year old was speaking. I can say anything without fear of retribution!
Oooh, look at the shiny gold things on the walls of my $300,000,000 ballroom that Bezos and the billionaire boys club bought me just cuz it'd be a shame if somethin' was to happen to those nice little businesses they got.
If you're bad little Americans who post negative things about me on line, you won't get a big, beautiful lump of coal, you'll get doxxed by my MAGA hoards, indicted by Blondie Bondi, my personal Attorney General, and prosecuted by anyone she can find off the streets willing to embarrass themselves in front of a Federal District Court Judge (at least until they can appeal to one of my Judges that Leonard Leo told me to put on the Supreme Court).
If you're really bad, which is to say, a Demo-Rat, Hegseth Claus will drop a drone strike down your chimney because we have evidence that you're a drug runner. I can't show you the evidence though. It's classified, which means I keep it by the toilets at Mar a Lago.
Perhaps not a message equal in inspiration to Lincoln’s, but certainly more intelligent than any Trump Thanksgiving diatribe. Thanks Andy for maintaining a healthy viewpoint and understanding of the world and the importance of humor to help us muddle through our lives and these trying times.
Thank you, Andy, for starting my Thanksgiving in the best possible way, with sarcasm and laughter. I’m so thankful to have you in my life to help me deal with this crazy world! Happy Thanksgiving to all!
I’m definitely going to insert some of these into the conversation. But I will start with a prayer to Trump hoping his thanksgiving dinner came out as perfect as he is.
Happy Thanksgiving, TBR community! I hope this helps ❤️
Nothing like a belly laugh to cheer one up.
I have to admit my laughter is masking rage.
Don't let the sun go down before you restack this everybody !!!
Early and often!
Thank you for keeping us sane and in good humor, and for creating this community so people don't feel they are alone. Thank you for huge belly laughs today, too!
Like that! Thx Andy — I shant have any of those people around my table but we’ll surely share your talking points to keep us sane!
Same to you and yours,Andy, and to all in the TBR family! Plus it’s my 67th birthday today! And I’m on a cruise, so no MAGA relatives to annoy me. What more could I be thankful for!!!!
My birthday too…#77. No cruise but not cooking! Keep practicing gratitude.
Susan, Congrats! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving birthday!
Happy birthday, Susan! 🎉 Enjoy your special day and the cruise! 🧡
Happy Birthday, Susan!
Happy birthday AND happy Thanksgiving Susan!
Happy TG to you and yours, Andy!
And happy Thanksgiving to you, dear Andy! And to all on this platform who celebrate the day.
These are all great! I'm tempted to try these with my son today, but he will probably think I have dementia. Happy Thanksgiving, Andy!
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Had I not already divorced my son I would try a few of those also. Fortunately I no longer have to face the trumpian fire.
You are a brave warrior. Wishing you strength.
He might be rethinking things these days.
Try again.
I’d be curious to hear what possible retorts any MAGA might have. Or will they just attempt to try the trumpspeak gas-lighting?
What I have found with my Trumpist relatives is that they are so deluded you can't have a dialogue. There is no depth to their positions. Usually all I get from them is Fox talking points. Anecdotes writ large. Passionately believed.
Or complaints about even if he’s not perfect he’s far better than any Dem.
My observation is that, to MAGAs, everything is "Sleepy Joe's" fault.
Happy gratitude day. I am in wonderful ways.
I shall have a turkey BLT and a spicy Bloody Mary later on.
Be safe y’all.
Thanks, Andy- this really got my day off to a good start!🤣Have a happy Thanksgiving!
I'm thankful for you, Andy, for helping me stay upbeat in this insane time. And for your followers for keeping the faith with their comments. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!
Grateful for you and this community ❤️
Grateful for the comment tips for the Thanksgiving meal. Will ensure a number of them being used plus more at the appropriate time to see how much food or wine may be spit out by some relatives or who may be in need of the Heimlich maneuver of my conversion to the dark side…LOLOL ah yes grateful - Happy Thanksgiving
No magats at my table, but I'll share this just for fun! Happy Turkey day to you and Mrs.Spouse <3
Cannot start my day without you! Happy Day to you
Ditto! 🤗
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Happy Thanksgiving, Andy! And yes, very helpful advice! 🤣🤣🤣 Go Lions!!!
I’m the 86 year old grandfather at the table. Whatever I say the others look at me as though a 3 year old was speaking. I can say anything without fear of retribution!
Well done!
It is a wonderful thing about turning 80. No matter what, all is forgiven.
Unless your name is trump!
Thank you for turning 80 before me. I am grateful
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At 86 you should feel free to say whatever pops into your head. If not now, when!
😂
Age does have its privileges
Just start the conversation: “Back in the days when” and you can really get them.
Have a fun day, and enjoy your family.
As my (85 year old) father would exclaim, “Too old to scold!” Happy Thanksgiving Jeff.
Love it 😊
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Hey Jeff me too 😊
Thanks man! I feel so much better about facing my golden-less years!
How about - I thought we’d be eating the dogs and eating the cats? But we only have turkey.
9. Grateful for the puppy-killer and her hair extensions runnng Homeland Security. Hey, who likes puppies, anyway?
"I can't wait to pay those tariff-enhanced prices when I shop for Christmas gifts on Black Friday!".
Spraytan Hitler's Holiday Message:
Remember, buy 2 dolls, not 30 for the girls.
Oooh, look at the shiny gold things on the walls of my $300,000,000 ballroom that Bezos and the billionaire boys club bought me just cuz it'd be a shame if somethin' was to happen to those nice little businesses they got.
If you're bad little Americans who post negative things about me on line, you won't get a big, beautiful lump of coal, you'll get doxxed by my MAGA hoards, indicted by Blondie Bondi, my personal Attorney General, and prosecuted by anyone she can find off the streets willing to embarrass themselves in front of a Federal District Court Judge (at least until they can appeal to one of my Judges that Leonard Leo told me to put on the Supreme Court).
If you're really bad, which is to say, a Demo-Rat, Hegseth Claus will drop a drone strike down your chimney because we have evidence that you're a drug runner. I can't show you the evidence though. It's classified, which means I keep it by the toilets at Mar a Lago.
Keep looking in your mailbox. 🤣
ST: that was award winning!
😂😂
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This made me laugh out loud!
Excellent advice, Andy. Thankfully, I’m spending the day recovering from surgery and lying around reading brilliant minds like yours.
Feel better soon! ❤️
Amazingly feeling quite fit. But doctor said no sex for a week! Darn—and no tub soaking either yet.
Fast recovery, Katherine. Doctors are just no damned fun!
I certainly was vowing to avoid hospitals if possible!
There are no minds quite like Andy's, brilliant maybe but not like his brilliance!
Be well, get well, be best.
I’m in awe of technology right now. It’s great to hear from strangers wishing me well. Thanks.
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Don’t laugh TOO hard! 🌷
You’re right! I’m sure a belly laugh would not be wise. They warned me about straining on the potty too.
Recover well. ❤️
Perhaps not a message equal in inspiration to Lincoln’s, but certainly more intelligent than any Trump Thanksgiving diatribe. Thanks Andy for maintaining a healthy viewpoint and understanding of the world and the importance of humor to help us muddle through our lives and these trying times.
In addition to AB’s post, I love the many witty, fun comments. It underscores that we are not alone.
I’m thankful in advance that trump will probably be dead by next thanksgiving.
Here’s hoping 🤞🏻🙏
Be careful what you wish for…there is Vance in our future.1
Linda, my hope is that the whole lot of them will be in prison ,all of them crammed into the same cell .
Without a working toilet!
Any place where these scary traitors dwell IS a toilet
If there’s a God… Can you hear me, GOD? C’mon!! I’ll also accept Instant Karma. Please please please…
Hope you get the big half of the wishbone.
I’m hoping for an imminent Trump demise … a perfect Christmas miracle! Hallelujah, Hark, and whatever else that inspires the devil to take him
Hahaha ! Ain't it the truth.
Happy Thanksgiving to all who read & comment on Andy's brilliant wit. I'm thankful to have you all to give laughter the whole year through.
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Happy Thanksgiving Andy 🍂As always your advice is brilliant, wise and spot on ! 😂
Wonderful, Andy. Except I laughed so hard, I spewed my carefully-prepared, tariff-priced espresso out my nose.
That's all right - tRump will toss you a roll of tarriff-priced paper towels to mop it up.
You’ve made my day! Thanks, Andy, have a happy one!
Happy Thanksgiving, Andy, and thank you for your humor, we sure need it!
Those are funny and useful. Happy Thanksgiving Andy and everyone.
There’s nothing like waking up to a morning email from you Andy! I
Happy Thanksgiving to you too, and all your followers. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Another laugh out loud. Happy Thanksgiving, Andy. And, thank you!
Thank you, Andy, for starting my Thanksgiving in the best possible way, with sarcasm and laughter. I’m so thankful to have you in my life to help me deal with this crazy world! Happy Thanksgiving to all!
I’m definitely going to insert some of these into the conversation. But I will start with a prayer to Trump hoping his thanksgiving dinner came out as perfect as he is.
THAT sounds dangerous. Nobody can be that perfect. But he'll appreciate your prayer.
Not sure if you meant it that way. Butt, I imagined, "came out" as a turd with orange hair. 💩🤢🤮...🤣🤣
Eww. An old, decaying, ptomaine-infested piece of rotten flesh is what your remark brought to mind. Trump is what he eats 🤮
Hmm. I just got a flash image of tRump going face down into the mashed potatoes! And then they would turn orange as his make-up runs off.