Iran Drops Unredacted Epstein Files Over U.S.

TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—In a surprise attack that has rattled the White House, on Saturday morning the Iranian Air Force dropped unredacted copies of the Epstein files on the U.S.

Standing in front of a banner reading, “OMISSION UNACCOMPLISHED,” Iran’s Supreme Leader said that its aircraft dropped the files over most major media outlets in the U.S. …