So THAT’S why trump is so het up on bombing the shit out of Iran! They have unredacted copies of the Epstein files!
I knew there was some hidden, sinister *real* reason behind this war! I thought it was simply more distraction, but I see it’s even more nefarious than that.
I think he hopes to make himself look powerful on the world stage and scare people into voting for Republicans again in November… Maduro…Iran…Cuba…desrabilizing and claiming victories…And massive fascism, economic stress, healthcare crisis, social upheaval at home, but some people will still be distracted by the wars he is starting…
I’m desperately trying to get a decent night’s sleep. This doesn’t help an old lady drop into dreamland. {I wish I still wore make-up — that might be fun.} I’m soooooo worried.
Remember that the US CIA overthrew an elected government in Iran and installed the Shah as dictator. The current regime takeover in 1979 was blow-back from that operation. And now Trump wants the Shah's son to takeover as a new Shah. "Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it". However, first one must read history.
“We’ve been here before, dollink. Your husband always stops payment and we never get our jewels back. Go home and treat him nice. Then go to the bank and get a cashier’s check. We have a very nice lady who can teach you {wink, wink} if you like … but you don’t look like there’s anything she knows that you don’t (golf balls and garden hoses and all that lol) …”
I love this Andy flower girl way way more than the Audrey Hepburn counterpart though , o yes, of course I know she is infinitely more handsome!! And I'm joining you in your prayers, Andy !!
Iran may have copies of the files, but Netanyahu definitely does. Remember, his predecessor Ehud Barak is not only in them but named as having killed one of the girls during "rough sex." Bibi has enough blackmail material to keep his American poodle on a leash.
As long as this is The Time to Expose, what about the videos of the hookers who were peeing on Donnie's bed. Surely, Vladdy must have them stashed away.
So is that waste of flesh who currently occupies OUR White House. It's still early out here on the Left Coast, so I'm not going to start on Congress right now. Maybe AFTER breakfast...
I've seen a quote that says, to paraphrase, Trump, Netanyahu and Putin are three white men in their 70s trying to avoid prison . . . all at the expense of our lives
the parallels between Bibi and the bloated yam (your expression) are uncanny: both corrupt and in legal trouble; both on third marriages; both happy to sacrifice their own countries, et cetera, et cetera....
Actually, it's the other way around. I don't like Netanyahu either, but he tried to stop this, but Trump is hell bent on distraction and having power over the midterms. If Netanyahu didn't go along Trump has plenty he can withhold in the way of defensive equipment
For a milli-nanosecond after initially viewing this post, I believed it!! then I had a good morning chuckle with my cuppa. Thx Andy for that fleeting moment in time!
If Trump hadn't taken the US out of the nuclear weapons agreement with Iran, there would be no war right now. I think he just wants to play war games like a little boy, only real people get killed. He certainly has no experience fighting in a war himself.
There was a highly negotiated, mutually agreed upon document IN PLACE when trump took office and he summarily tossed it out... just so he could do exactly what he's doing right now. That's his MO. Create a problem that "he, and only he" can fix. With brute force, bombs, terrorizing citizens.
Oh Antoinette -- don't be so hard on our Donnie. He wanted to go to Vietnam. He really did--it was just those bone spurs that kept him home. Poor guy. Poor little Donald.
then I believe, we as Americans, must label everything that is involved in this war with tRump's name . . . so this is tRump's War, tRump's destruction, tRump's casualties, tRump's American soldier deaths . . .
Ah, but who is the stupidest of them all? I still can't over the fact that he was elected a second time. You know the old saying: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. All those Trump voters. And for all of those who did not vote---what a harsh way to learn that voting matters, that character matters. There's plenty of stupidity to go around.
What you write is indeed clever....but it is also true. He really doesn't have any idea how ignorant he or that he's an object of ridicule. A dangerous object, certainly....but this guy has a pea for a brain.
What did trump bomb and ‘totally obliterate’ the first time?
You know what shocks me? I’d nearly forgotten that first bombing months ago - in my head, the pace of illegal, corrupt acts trump commits almost hourly has crowded out what he did two weeks ago, let alone two months.
tRump time is warped and feels like forever. . . . and the first total obliteration didn't "stick" so he's going back to . . . to . . . who the hell knows what is bouncing around in his demented swiss cheese mind?
I don't know who I'm quoting here, but Andy probably knows. My mother often said, "Many a true word is spoken in jest." All my life I have found this to be true. If only the fuckups in this country would pay attention to all the shit tRump has put us through just to avoid the truth about his despicable past, we could get rid of him in about ten minutes. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES should be the national cry and then Bondi, Miller, Noem, Hegseth, and the rest of the cabal of doom would be in jail where they belong.
The Ayatollah spoke in front of a banner reading, “OMISSION UNACCOMPLISHED.”
So THAT’S why trump is so het up on bombing the shit out of Iran! They have unredacted copies of the Epstein files!
I knew there was some hidden, sinister *real* reason behind this war! I thought it was simply more distraction, but I see it’s even more nefarious than that.
At least that makes some sense.
I think he hopes to make himself look powerful on the world stage and scare people into voting for Republicans again in November… Maduro…Iran…Cuba…desrabilizing and claiming victories…And massive fascism, economic stress, healthcare crisis, social upheaval at home, but some people will still be distracted by the wars he is starting…
To: Pat Goudey
Right on! And I thought I was depressed before. I had to go out and splurge on all new make-up to make me feel better!
I’m desperately trying to get a decent night’s sleep. This doesn’t help an old lady drop into dreamland. {I wish I still wore make-up — that might be fun.} I’m soooooo worried.
Andy , It warms the cockles of my heart that the Ayatollah is starting to develop a Borowitzian sense of satire ! 😉💕
--while this war is not doing anything for the cockles in my heart or anywhere else!
…and Trump was worried they’d drop a nuclear bomb! Hah, wrong again.
To President Epstein, the TrumpStein Files ARE the nuclear bomb.
For the mad wanna-be king, they are worse.
AMEN! You took the thought right out of my mind! LOL!
so far
A nuclear bomb metaphorically!
Melania has been seen this morning on 5th Avenue helping Reza shop for new crown jewels
Remember that the US CIA overthrew an elected government in Iran and installed the Shah as dictator. The current regime takeover in 1979 was blow-back from that operation. And now Trump wants the Shah's son to takeover as a new Shah. "Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it". However, first one must read history.
Trump’s response: “What is this thing you call ‘read’?”
Says tRump and every other MAGAt!
what's that thing called listen and learn?
Thanks for reminding us how this all began. Now the lard ass draft dodger gets to play soldier with other people's lives.
read, what's that? Isn't that somthing subversive that those woke commies do?
And someone must be able to read
But the one who must, does not (read).
Har!! 👏👏
And remember what one has read....
Hegel said that what we learn from history is that we don't learn from history... 😒
Oops! Tiffany’s has just refused to take Melania’s check
AND they won’t take Reza’s food stamps!
“We’ve been here before, dollink. Your husband always stops payment and we never get our jewels back. Go home and treat him nice. Then go to the bank and get a cashier’s check. We have a very nice lady who can teach you {wink, wink} if you like … but you don’t look like there’s anything she knows that you don’t (golf balls and garden hoses and all that lol) …”
Dollink...reminds of Boris and Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle!! 🤣🤣🤣
How about the credit card? We're sure it's gold-plated!
so we can have a new regime of Savak torturers
Oh, Melania, just lend him yours!
I thought Donnie had cut up her cards because she cut him off?
And the gift keeps on giving
The King of the plays on words!
Oh if ONLY
Just you wait.
Andy , I’ve always loved your optimism!❤️
Maybe *that’s* what this is all about: we’re really bombing known Iranian hacker hubs so they can’t pull a wiki leaks on Dumpty…
I love this Andy flower girl way way more than the Audrey Hepburn counterpart though , o yes, of course I know she is infinitely more handsome!! And I'm joining you in your prayers, Andy !!
Exactly what I was going to post!!!!
Iran may have copies of the files, but Netanyahu definitely does. Remember, his predecessor Ehud Barak is not only in them but named as having killed one of the girls during "rough sex." Bibi has enough blackmail material to keep his American poodle on a leash.
So does Vladimir Putin.
As long as this is The Time to Expose, what about the videos of the hookers who were peeing on Donnie's bed. Surely, Vladdy must have them stashed away.
Bibi is willing to sacrifice his people to maintain his power
So is that waste of flesh who currently occupies OUR White House. It's still early out here on the Left Coast, so I'm not going to start on Congress right now. Maybe AFTER breakfast...
That's why Bibi and Donnie get along-two worthless amoral dark holes who worship power above all else
I've seen a quote that says, to paraphrase, Trump, Netanyahu and Putin are three white men in their 70s trying to avoid prison . . . all at the expense of our lives
take your time, sadly I think we'll be in this position for awhile . . . where is Superman when you need him??
WE are Superman, Annette. This will stop when enough of us say NO!
You know very well that it will have to be Superwoman.
the parallels between Bibi and the bloated yam (your expression) are uncanny: both corrupt and in legal trouble; both on third marriages; both happy to sacrifice their own countries, et cetera, et cetera....
So is Dump
so is trump... EG Minneapolis and other ICE killings around the US
So is Trump, Annette
Uncle Putin is sitting on some "National Enquirers" too.
Oh yeah! Child's play for Mossad.
Actually, it's the other way around. I don't like Netanyahu either, but he tried to stop this, but Trump is hell bent on distraction and having power over the midterms. If Netanyahu didn't go along Trump has plenty he can withhold in the way of defensive equipment
Yep I came here to say that, too - If Only!
My thoughts exactly!!!
For a milli-nanosecond after initially viewing this post, I believed it!! then I had a good morning chuckle with my cuppa. Thx Andy for that fleeting moment in time!
Trump, attempting to wag the dog, distract from The Epstein Files and attempting to usurp midterms….🤬
Unfortunately, Irani is more likely to hit back with terrorism, which will give the Trump administration the excuse they need for martial law.
I have thought about that also. Trump is an opportunist at creating chaos and terror . So maybe he's a terrorist himself.
Omigosh, Antionette, there’s no “maybe” about it! Trump is a master terrorist, and his primary target is America itself!
as we get closer and closer to "Mission Accomplished"
{{{shudder}}}
If Trump hadn't taken the US out of the nuclear weapons agreement with Iran, there would be no war right now. I think he just wants to play war games like a little boy, only real people get killed. He certainly has no experience fighting in a war himself.
A two year stint in the service should be
a basic requirement for running for Pres.
if you're going to make him "commander
in Chief"
There was a highly negotiated, mutually agreed upon document IN PLACE when trump took office and he summarily tossed it out... just so he could do exactly what he's doing right now. That's his MO. Create a problem that "he, and only he" can fix. With brute force, bombs, terrorizing citizens.
Oh Antoinette -- don't be so hard on our Donnie. He wanted to go to Vietnam. He really did--it was just those bone spurs that kept him home. Poor guy. Poor little Donald.
"…maybe he's a terrorist himself."
What more proof do we need?
Maybe? There's no doubt!
excellent point
No maybe about it, Antoinettee
maga ruins everything
That’s a great and simple, banner-worthy statement, Thomas! Short, true and pithy. Well done! 👏
God help us all
😥
the man's depravity knows no bounds
He defines it.
Both incredibly funny and incredibly sad.
My goal!
Just like "Profiles in Ignorance."
The “regime change “ that is needed is in Washington
Amen!!!!!!🙏
Double, triple "Amens!"
✝️
Time for change: no hope for peace in this world?
That’s what I was thinking!
The attack was a huge success: the news outlets haven’t said “Epstein” for nine hours.
Exactly what Donnie hoped for. But the thing is...........it is possible to multitask. Even with Bari Weiss trying to direct traffic.
Yeah but we have Borowitz, thankfully.
I trust nothing from this administration!
Andy, you did it again. Condensed all that is wrong with this admninstration into a few hilarious paragraphs. Bravo!
Must have been big planes
Mike Johnson popped out of his burrow ,briefly, to say there'll be three more years of winter.
and "I haven't seen that yet"
👏👏👏
--and he ought to know as he is helping to bring it!
Is it a coincidence that Trump started a war to distract from Epstein files and stop the midterm elections?I wouldn’t put it past him.
then I believe, we as Americans, must label everything that is involved in this war with tRump's name . . . so this is tRump's War, tRump's destruction, tRump's casualties, tRump's American soldier deaths . . .
Oh, yes! He would love that!
Yes‼️
I wholeheartedly agree! He is a fool, playing with fire…and we are the ones to be burned.
emphasis on the "fool" part . . . he hasn't a clue the devastation he's unleashing
He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'devastation'. Too many syllables.
Of course he did. No coincidence.
What if Epstein is also a distraction from some other dirty dealing that’s flying under the radar?
He's been doing shit long before he met Jeffrey.
Would not be surprised!
No question.
He will stage a false flag terror attack from Iran or other "homegrown" "terrorists" and proclaim martial law
Of course. Starting a war is a classic way to distract the population. Henry V did it, and now Trump is doing it.
I agree 💯 % Ellen.
I KNEW he was going to do this----after having his hands slapped by the supreme court.
That and just days after the revelation that he raped and punched a 14 year old.
After she bit his dick. Ouch.
sadly, another example of his motto: "Ready, shoot, aim"
Yeah. Hadn't thought of that but it makes sense. He'll show them!!!!!!!!!
Donnie just said "Iran's nuclear capacity "will be totally again obliterated."
Andy, I didn't think anyone could make me laugh at this - thanks for the brief respite from horror.
Sooo...Iran unobliterated it?
I heard John Bolton say “unobliterated” this am on soon-to-beCNNewsMax.
They've got magic super powers, man, haven't you heard?
I heard that too and sadly shook my head . . . he's so f'ing stupid he doesn't know he's stupid
Ah, but who is the stupidest of them all? I still can't over the fact that he was elected a second time. You know the old saying: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. All those Trump voters. And for all of those who did not vote---what a harsh way to learn that voting matters, that character matters. There's plenty of stupidity to go around.
👏👏
What you write is indeed clever....but it is also true. He really doesn't have any idea how ignorant he or that he's an object of ridicule. A dangerous object, certainly....but this guy has a pea for a brain.
What did trump bomb and ‘totally obliterate’ the first time?
You know what shocks me? I’d nearly forgotten that first bombing months ago - in my head, the pace of illegal, corrupt acts trump commits almost hourly has crowded out what he did two weeks ago, let alone two months.
But we are not forgetting the Epstein files. Bibi is wagging our dog, making me wonder if his buds are in there - Dershowitz has to be.
The whole Epstein mess seems to involve EVERY man with money and power. It’s truly remarkable how widespread this man Epstein’s reach was!
It's the Epstein class.
Yup! I want that epithet to stick, too!
tRump time is warped and feels like forever. . . . and the first total obliteration didn't "stick" so he's going back to . . . to . . . who the hell knows what is bouncing around in his demented swiss cheese mind?
Before or after making America Great Again again again again?
Bummer: I believed the headline.
Patience.
I don't know who I'm quoting here, but Andy probably knows. My mother often said, "Many a true word is spoken in jest." All my life I have found this to be true. If only the fuckups in this country would pay attention to all the shit tRump has put us through just to avoid the truth about his despicable past, we could get rid of him in about ten minutes. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES should be the national cry and then Bondi, Miller, Noem, Hegseth, and the rest of the cabal of doom would be in jail where they belong.
"Release the unredacted Epstein files, you fucking fuck"--Jeff Tiedrich
Jeff doesn't mess around. From our brains to Jeff's mouth. We can always count on him.
Amen, sister!
From your keyboard up, up beyond God's earlobes!
Prescient
wouldn't it be helpful to have congress in on the plans, but this way we only have tRump and his psychophants to blame . . . and prosecute
The corrupt Trump-packed Supreme Court has invented immunity for his crimes as President out of thin air.
let's hope they can undo some of their rulings, especially for the bloated yam
"Psychophants," nice