The Strait of Hormuz board, packed with cronies of Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei, also approved a plan to put Khamenei’s name on the renovated waterway.
OMG, you’ve done it again. Made me laugh out loud with your headline! And the story. I second Denis Pombriant’s idea of closing the Oval Office for 2 years while we renovate the presidency. Please.
While we're renovating the presidency, could we also please get rid of all the gold stuff on the walls of the oval office (and anywhere else, and the gold toilets)?
Honestly, I’m just relieved they’re finally addressing the infrastructure. You can’t run a proper global chokepoint without marble armrests. That’s basic governance. Also unclear whether the renovation includes surge pricing for tankers during peak hours or if that’s only for VIP oil.
And I assume there’ll be a ribbon cutting where everyone insists they personally came up with the idea of “water, but narrower.”
but what about the toilets? Tell us about the toilets, Andy. Gold-plated, gold chandeliers, porcelain cameos of Trump in every urinal. BIGLY toilets, like nothing anybody's ever seen before.....
yes, i have a folder with various images from the web...very funny ones...and the folder is titled "king kakka", a word from the same time as king midas...trump thinks everything he touches turns to gold...and, in fact everything he touches turns to sh_t.
Nope, I meant it as an illusionary tingle that would eventually lead to a tinkle. So glad we cleared that up. A misunderstanding of that proportion could throw the world off it's axis.
Forget gold plated toilets, why not go all the way with platinum coated toilets? Now that I think about it why isn't Trump's White House equipped with them. The radiation will make Trump go faster, in more ways than one.
As a sailor, I have to hope that they make them the best and most wonderful holding tank toilets ever made in the history of earth. So we don’t pollute the hell out of that place that’s already probably polluted.
Peyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is a condition in which fibrous scar tissue forms in the deeper tissues under the skin of the penis. This causes curved, painful erections. It also can make the penis shorter while erect.
“If there is a large enough parcel of land available after the renovations we plan to build a golf course on it…and it will be like no other golf course in the world “…
Happy Monday Andy ! Brilliant and hilarious start to another week of Trump madness! 😂I hope the Ayatollah does not have the same luck as Trump and his renovations! Of course marble, gold and self promotion will definitely do the trick ! Thanks! 😂💕
I'm actually concerned about the well-being of any employee who has to sit in the marble-arm-rested toll booth seat. It's difficult to imagine a light-weight comfy-cushioned seat being up to the demands of the marble armrests. Has anyone considered how long a toll collector can sit on such a seat before the screams of his nerves override his ability to calculate the tolls.
Please note: I'm concerned about EMPLOYEE well-being here: the boss is free to make his own rules and change them whenever his bum gets numb.
So funny Andy - and great comments everyone. There's almost nothing left to say except something about a gold-plated toilet and I'm hovering over that one!
“The golden pilers were spectacular!” Family of sixteen, eating cheese sandwiches and drinking sea water going through the Strait with their 16 foot row boat.
Could we take a cue from this and close the Oval Office for 2 years while we renovate the presidency?
Fantastic!
At this point, two years without a
president trump or Vance or anyone would be an upgrade.
OMG, you’ve done it again. Made me laugh out loud with your headline! And the story. I second Denis Pombriant’s idea of closing the Oval Office for 2 years while we renovate the presidency. Please.
While we're renovating the presidency, could we also please get rid of all the gold stuff on the walls of the oval office (and anywhere else, and the gold toilets)?
and all the signs indicating which office is where, because tRump thought post-its might give away his mental decline
great idea!
Wonderful idea!
YES!!!👏
brilliant..fumigate first...
👍🏻 🎯
YES YES YES!
Now there’s an idea.
Yes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂
Now THAT is one good idea!
<standing ovation> we'll need at least that much time to fumigate it!
Honestly, I’m just relieved they’re finally addressing the infrastructure. You can’t run a proper global chokepoint without marble armrests. That’s basic governance. Also unclear whether the renovation includes surge pricing for tankers during peak hours or if that’s only for VIP oil.
And I assume there’ll be a ribbon cutting where everyone insists they personally came up with the idea of “water, but narrower.”
but what about the toilets? Tell us about the toilets, Andy. Gold-plated, gold chandeliers, porcelain cameos of Trump in every urinal. BIGLY toilets, like nothing anybody's ever seen before.....
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION (to the toilets).
Anytime Trump is involved in renovations or his presidency, toilets come to mind
and a great deal of sh-t
Anytime he's involved in ANYTHING.
yes, i have a folder with various images from the web...very funny ones...and the folder is titled "king kakka", a word from the same time as king midas...trump thinks everything he touches turns to gold...and, in fact everything he touches turns to sh_t.
amen!
<giggle>
Perfect!
The idea of that urinal porcelain relief of T is making my prostate tingle.
That’s got to be the first time the thought of T made anyone tingle, anywhere…
did you mean to say "tinkle"....
Nope, I meant it as an illusionary tingle that would eventually lead to a tinkle. So glad we cleared that up. A misunderstanding of that proportion could throw the world off it's axis.
<snort laugh>
Hmmm....No...
Forget gold plated toilets, why not go all the way with platinum coated toilets? Now that I think about it why isn't Trump's White House equipped with them. The radiation will make Trump go faster, in more ways than one.
someone needs to plant that idea in what's left of his swiss cheese brain
As a sailor, I have to hope that they make them the best and most wonderful holding tank toilets ever made in the history of earth. So we don’t pollute the hell out of that place that’s already probably polluted.
And there has to be good water pressure.
😂😂. Yes, Andy…please tell us about the gold plated toilets❣️😂😂
they may be gold, they may be porcelain, but are they functioning?? Asking for a friend.
Anne J: It will be a Low Wake Zone. So no Woke shipping permitted.
Woke tankers need to go!
Two years to design and create the special "Khameni Rial" the official currency required to pay tolls thru the strait.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Turns out the strait is crooked, Iran has called in contractors to straighten it.
Have you heard as to whether Iran will also build a war room underneath the strait? 😉
I haven’t; but I did hear that Trump contacted Iran and suggested a temporary truce, and further bombing wait until after the 2028 election.
Isn’t that kind of like bankrupting the casinos because he was out of his league then too and grabbing all those losses against future gains?
Crooked? That's the way he likes it!
They want to make the strait straight
Khameni-Peyronie’s Disease.
Peyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is a condition in which fibrous scar tissue forms in the deeper tissues under the skin of the penis. This causes curved, painful erections. It also can make the penis shorter while erect.
Lets just rename it GOP’S disease
do I see an executive order being written in the near future . . .?
<snicker>
<snicker>
Contingency plans are being developed to transport oil using Pete Hegseth’s hair.
If Hegseth goes swimming does his hair get wet? Or is it declared an environmental disaster?
Brylcream a little dab’ll do ya. (You have to be old enough😄)
No more greasy kid stuff!
Carter's Little Liver Pills to keep his alcohol soaked liver healthy.
Is that still manufactured?
Folks on my side of town just liked good 'ole Royal Crown.
Andy, I don't know how you do it but thank you!
I envision a giant statue of Trump holding a pull chain for the new Hegseth inspired Commodal Straight of Horbooze.
And a giant arch spanning the strait
A giant golden arch - or TWO!
Oh God, don’t give him any ideas.
not a new idea he ALWAYS has food in the area the brain should be
the golden arch de tRump
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
God bless you.👍🙏😊
He’s done gone and swamped the drain again.
This looks like a job that Markwayne Mullin is actually qualified for.
I read that Trump referred the Mario brothers- Mario and Luigi- to work on the strait’s plumbing issue
And the Pope agreed to bless it.
“If there is a large enough parcel of land available after the renovations we plan to build a golf course on it…and it will be like no other golf course in the world “…
Golden clubs?
Absolutely! Only the best!
How about a landing strip?Trump can offer to pay for it with Americans’ tax-payer $
Happy Monday Andy ! Brilliant and hilarious start to another week of Trump madness! 😂I hope the Ayatollah does not have the same luck as Trump and his renovations! Of course marble, gold and self promotion will definitely do the trick ! Thanks! 😂💕
I hope that the toll booth, in addition to having marble armrests, will be gold plated.
I'm actually concerned about the well-being of any employee who has to sit in the marble-arm-rested toll booth seat. It's difficult to imagine a light-weight comfy-cushioned seat being up to the demands of the marble armrests. Has anyone considered how long a toll collector can sit on such a seat before the screams of his nerves override his ability to calculate the tolls.
Please note: I'm concerned about EMPLOYEE well-being here: the boss is free to make his own rules and change them whenever his bum gets numb.
So funny Andy - and great comments everyone. There's almost nothing left to say except something about a gold-plated toilet and I'm hovering over that one!
Obviously, the Iranians have had a master class in how to get things done.
“The golden pilers were spectacular!” Family of sixteen, eating cheese sandwiches and drinking sea water going through the Strait with their 16 foot row boat.
Uh-oh. I see a big gold ballroom coming to the Straits.