Andy, Along with the Liquor Cabinet doubly formidable and repellent ! 😂The world is never going to forgive us ! Thanks for the laughter 😂It helps with the Wednesday blahs ! 😉💕
or " Trumpstein" as I believe Andy said accidentally in an interview a few months ago. Now when I have to type the word " trump", it is Trumpstein that autocorrect always inserts.
He wrote: "I think all Americans should say a little prayer to Allah. So far their God has kept the Strait closed, but if we pray hard enough to their God, our God who is a jealous God, will get off his ass and open the Strait of Hormel. Now some people will say that this prayer request is blasphemy, and that there is only one true Christian God. But, hey our partner in this war, Israel doesn't believe in Jesus, so how could it hurt?" ...JFC
Un-effing-believable. Oh, no, wait! It’s TOTALLY believable from that man-child, who not only has no filter, he has no common sense nor knowledge base.
Yes his ignorance is boundless, but once again the only salient explanation for anything he says or does is his profound pathology. Doctoral candidates in psychology or psychiatry will have a field day writing their thesis on him.
Given Trump's bizarre obsessions with Bette Midler, Rosie O'Donnell and windmills, you can't rule out the possibility that James Hormel -- along with Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hannibal Lecter and Hillary Clinton -- also lives rent-free in his head. Who knew there were still rooms available to sublet there?
Maybe the Don could start a chain of these long-term residence properties. Trump's Obsessions Resorts. Slogan: You can check-in, but you'll never want to check out.
And you can always sell it back … at a profit! Ivanka says it’s already 130% subscribed but she can get us in because we’re “good enough and smart enough and doggone it people just like” us
This revolutionary product won over the hearts of soldiers, world leaders, celebrities, chefs, kids and parents. Future generations continue to enjoy it as a versatile, high-quality and great-tasting mealtime favorite. The whole world can’t get enough of the iconic taste and the effortless creative potential contained within this iconic blue can." (Copied from the Hormel Foods website.)
Trump supporters are afraid of trans kids in locker rooms but it's okay when he invades pageant locker rooms full of teenage girls. The hypocrisy of it all.
Is there somebody -- ANYBODY AT ALL -- in this malodorous administration that doesn't smell like a shithouse on fire, sound like a drugged out voidoid with the IQ of a caterpillar, or possess the morals of a spitting cobra?
Dealing with your American "negotiators" is so difficult and confusing for us.
In our culture, men don't wear makeup.
When we have a disagreement, we negotiate for a while, compromise, come to an agreement, and then announce an agreement. You Americans seem to do it backwards: you announce an agreement, then negotiate for a bit, and then run home. We cannot understand this.
I almost feel sorry for the Iranians. I wonder if in the tradition of other GOP politicians like Nixon and Reagan, Vance has told the Iranians that he will give them better peace terms than the current administration!
OK, so now we are shedding both Republican and Dems who have behaved very badly in both sexual conduct and basic ethics; so isn't it about time we shed the biggest criminal of all?The convicted felon, convicted rapist, the one mentioned 38,000 times in the Epstein files? The biggest con man, now demented beyond repair. The person so compromised by Netanyahu,he is also a war criminal... cut the head of the hydra off at the top. ,
Trump’s Cabinet is a formidable arsenal of human repellents.
Plus the in-law! eeeewwwwww (Maybe lock *him* up!)
Andy, Along with the Liquor Cabinet doubly formidable and repellent ! 😂The world is never going to forgive us ! Thanks for the laughter 😂It helps with the Wednesday blahs ! 😉💕
Human? They put the A in AI!
I thought you were going to write excrement... I am so boring
There does seem to be a steep rise of citronella sales everywhere they go.
<giggle>
Perhaps an environmental group should designate the White House as a toxic waste site.
yes, please and thank you
What great news! Evidently tick season is going to be extreme this year. Can Luna-ticks be effective against deer ticks? Asking for a friend.
Liquidity, vapidity and stupidity
👍👍👍
the tRump tribute band, playing at a state fair near you!
With special guest Rapacity!
🤦♀️😂😂😂
Love you to bits Andy 😂🤦♀️💕🌿
Yes, this was the best laugh yet, start to finish. Keep it coming.
Who needs to drop regular bombs when they can just deploy the stink bombs?
between tRump and Jay Deviance, we're gonna need a lot of Febreze!
Speaking the truth! and making me laugh 😂 How do you do it day after day?
Iranians insist Trump open the Epstein files before any further consideration of opening the Strait of Hormuz.
If they weren't such passionate anti-semites, they would have already renamed it the 'Strait of Epstein.'
or " Trumpstein" as I believe Andy said accidentally in an interview a few months ago. Now when I have to type the word " trump", it is Trumpstein that autocorrect always inserts.
the machines know! :)
😂🤣
I vote for that, Al!
Did you read 💩🐷's "latest" "truth"? He called the Strait by its actual name first, then a line or two later, called it the Strait of Hormel! 🤦🏻♀️😂
I don't have to check that because you really can't make shit like this up.... 🤪
He wrote: "I think all Americans should say a little prayer to Allah. So far their God has kept the Strait closed, but if we pray hard enough to their God, our God who is a jealous God, will get off his ass and open the Strait of Hormel. Now some people will say that this prayer request is blasphemy, and that there is only one true Christian God. But, hey our partner in this war, Israel doesn't believe in Jesus, so how could it hurt?" ...JFC
Un-effing-believable. Oh, no, wait! It’s TOTALLY believable from that man-child, who not only has no filter, he has no common sense nor knowledge base.
Yes his ignorance is boundless, but once again the only salient explanation for anything he says or does is his profound pathology. Doctoral candidates in psychology or psychiatry will have a field day writing their thesis on him.
If our god will get off his ass? Was this a quote from scripture that I missed?
😆
File this one under "Shits and Giggles"
I've been wondering if the Isreali soldier in the picture will claim he thought he was hitting the statue of a doctor.
or trump
Who is JFC?
Jeezus F’in Xrist
A Jersey chicken franchise.
I just got a DM from Satan. He says “You can DO that?”
this is more plausible than you might imagine - our God did give us Dr. Jesus Trump
Once again proving our indispensable uniqueness and claim to being # 1.
TRUTH!
<appreciative applause>
James Hormel was gay, not "strait." He was the 1st openly gay U.S. ambassador (to Luxembourg).
Given Trump's bizarre obsessions with Bette Midler, Rosie O'Donnell and windmills, you can't rule out the possibility that James Hormel -- along with Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hannibal Lecter and Hillary Clinton -- also lives rent-free in his head. Who knew there were still rooms available to sublet there?
Maybe as he's losing all his marbles, there's more space available. 😈
Maybe the Don could start a chain of these long-term residence properties. Trump's Obsessions Resorts. Slogan: You can check-in, but you'll never want to check out.
And you can always sell it back … at a profit! Ivanka says it’s already 130% subscribed but she can get us in because we’re “good enough and smart enough and doggone it people just like” us
<snort laugh>
It’s a memory palace, except more like the Bastille
there's nothing but room
I'm sure some of them are doubling up!
Now, *that's* bringing it back full circle! 👌🏻
So what is it with H? Houthis', Hezbollah, Hamas, Hormuz, Hegseth, and now hogs?
Maybe he just finished a can of Hormel chili.
🤣
Bringing out the Bunker-Buster?
I wouldn’t put that past this failure of a president who is averse to healthy food
STAND BACK!
....oh that's just a bunch of bologna.....
Does this guarantee passage of SPAM shipments?
I thought it was the Strait of Vermouth -- or is that just Hegseth?
Shaken, not stirred.
What a turd!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well he does like baked beans
Spam! Spam! OMG.
" About the SPAM® Brand:
This revolutionary product won over the hearts of soldiers, world leaders, celebrities, chefs, kids and parents. Future generations continue to enjoy it as a versatile, high-quality and great-tasting mealtime favorite. The whole world can’t get enough of the iconic taste and the effortless creative potential contained within this iconic blue can." (Copied from the Hormel Foods website.)
I think Steve Cheung wrote that, or perhaps KaroLIE?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
another favorite dish of his, with pineapple chunks and rice
J.D. Vance… one of the many people from this administration even a tick wouldn’t bite..
That is a very, very small pool!
Trump supporters are afraid of trans kids in locker rooms but it's okay when he invades pageant locker rooms full of teenage girls. The hypocrisy of it all.
Is there somebody -- ANYBODY AT ALL -- in this malodorous administration that doesn't smell like a shithouse on fire, sound like a drugged out voidoid with the IQ of a caterpillar, or possess the morals of a spitting cobra?
No.
No.
No
Do you mind if I borrow your comment?
No
😆😆😆
looks like the "no's" have it!
JD Vance is a juvenile Trump. A phony. He will do anything and say anything to suck up to Trump.
Hilarious! Thank you for starting my day with laughter. Andy, you are the very best! 😹
I get the feeling that JD might actually be a product of poor Ai programming. He certainly isn’t human.
Just pull the plug.
He's a chameleon, like Zelig.
Is this where excising the penises of roadkill comes in? Can a chameleon be the size of a Komodo Dragon?
I'd check with RFK, Jr.; that seems to be his specialty
yes, and rumor has it that ChatGPT unwillingly penned that sorry excuse for a book from Vance
Rumor is the sequel will detail his migration to Islam, the one true faith. After that: Usha persuading him he is Haille Selassie re-incarnated
Dealing with your American "negotiators" is so difficult and confusing for us.
In our culture, men don't wear makeup.
When we have a disagreement, we negotiate for a while, compromise, come to an agreement, and then announce an agreement. You Americans seem to do it backwards: you announce an agreement, then negotiate for a bit, and then run home. We cannot understand this.
That's not makeup; it's warpaint. Just ask Pete!
Love that! This Christmas, kiddos, you will receive action figures, not dolls!
most Americans don't understand this either . . . nor does tRump, but its his M.O.
I almost feel sorry for the Iranians. I wonder if in the tradition of other GOP politicians like Nixon and Reagan, Vance has told the Iranians that he will give them better peace terms than the current administration!
Did they really?
Brilly, Bruce!
Trapping Iranian officials in a room with Vance seems as good a strategy as any other Trump has tried.
the aftermath of Jay Deviance visits are legendary
I'm shocked that Vance's charm didn't win them over. Or maybe Iran's negotiators need more time to stop laughing out loud.
“Iran asked for Vance to handle negotiations… sat through 21 hours of talks… and now they’re like, You know what? Sanctions weren’t that bad.
OK, so now we are shedding both Republican and Dems who have behaved very badly in both sexual conduct and basic ethics; so isn't it about time we shed the biggest criminal of all?The convicted felon, convicted rapist, the one mentioned 38,000 times in the Epstein files? The biggest con man, now demented beyond repair. The person so compromised by Netanyahu,he is also a war criminal... cut the head of the hydra off at the top. ,
JD wants the heads, Bobby wants the hydra’s penis
Who?
yes, please
They’ve designated Vance as a WMD.