Iranian Navy Humiliates Trump by Closing Reflecting Pool
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s claim that a peace deal with Iran was imminent suffered a stunning rebuke on Thursday when a flotilla of warships from the Iranian navy blockaded The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
In a brutal humiliation of Trump, the Iranians choked off access to the newly renovated pool and began charging tourists to look at it.
At the Pentagon, a visibly rattled Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth attempted to downplay Iran’s stunning maneuver by claiming that its navy posed “no threat” to other DC landmarks.
“If the Iranians think they can demolish the White House, they’re in for a nasty surprise,” he told reporters. “President Trump has already done that.”
It's TACO Thursday (again)!
I imagine that trump is really pissed off that he didn’t think of charging tourists to look at the pool first.