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Jeanine Pirro and Pete Hegseth in Vicious Fight over Eyebrow Pencil
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Jeanine Pirro and Pete Hegseth in Vicious Fight over Eyebrow Pencil

May 12, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As TV cameras were brought in for a White House meeting on Monday, a vicious battle erupted between Jeanine Pirro and Pete Hegseth over an eyebrow pencil.

According to a witness, Hegseth was in the process of doing “a little touch up” when Pirro brazenly swiped the pencil out of his hand.

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