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Andy Borowitz's avatar

TBR ENDORSES KAMALA HARRIS FOR PRESIDENT

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Alan's avatar

I'm glad to see TBR displayed "endorsement courage" and did not follow the lead of our nation's other 3 leading icons of Democracy: The WashPost, The LA Times and McDonald's! 🥂

(From the news:

McDonald’s is seeking to emphasize its political neutrality after former President Trump spent some time behind the counter at a Pennsylvania location of the fast-food giant, which says it does not endorse political candidates.)

"Democracy Dies in McNuggets".

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Biff Smith's avatar

Trump's political stunt at Mickey D's was immediately followed by an ecoli incident. I want to know if he washed his hands before handing out the Quarter Pounders!

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Alan's avatar

Biff, he was asked to wear latex gloves but they were out of "extra smalls".

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Barbara Thompson's avatar

Not a problem. They were closed at the time and no real customers were affected.

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un poco loco's avatar

You know, I made that connection too, for some reason...

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Lydia's avatar

I think the owners of McDonalds planned it that way. It's a Chicago-based company, after all. Corrupt, but Blue, that's one of our mottos.

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shee-rah's avatar

It was reported that he did not wash his hands, nor did he wear a hairnet. As far as cooking is concerned, I think he only jiggled the basket of fries. He was probably exhausted after all that physical labor.

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Susan McIntosh's avatar

Andy, thank you for being here with us. We need you now more than ever!

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Thank you for subscribing! I will keep working for you.

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Kate Decker's avatar

TG for the honest, talented, and honorable voices still to be found in parts of the news press. They shine out, in a sea of "others".

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Biff Smith's avatar

Congrats on your true selflessness!! I can only imagine the volumes of material you'd get if Trump is elected!

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

I’d rather have human rights.

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William Ferry's avatar

ABSOLUTELY. Me too!

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Melissa Dahlhausen's avatar

Thank you, Andy! There are not too many left with your integrity.

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Heidi's avatar

Huh - snark? Acid, unpleasant, uninventive, reactive.

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Melissa Dahlhausen's avatar

Your description of t. rum. P is absolutely spot-on!

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Robert Cadigan's avatar

Please keep up the good work. Your loyal subscribers will continue to support you. (I hope we end up

In the same gulag if Trump wins.)

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Lydia's avatar

Gulag would be great! Or firing squad. He love's Hitler, after all.

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Marianne Burbank's avatar

I wish I could like this a billion times Andy!!!!

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Kate Decker's avatar

Yes. me too!

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Patris's avatar

🙌🩵

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

LOL Good for you

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Janeo's avatar

My ballot is currently at the county auditor's office ready for The Count.

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Colleen Sullivan's avatar

👏👏👏👏😍😍😍👏👏👏

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