Karoline Leavitt Warns That Migrants are Smuggling Math into US
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Delivering an incendiary accusation, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt warned on Thursday that “an invasion force of migrants” is smuggling math across the US-Mexico border.
“They are bringing textbooks, calculators, and slide rules into our country, hoping to get America’s children hooked…