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Andy Borowitz's avatar

To the King’s proposal, a big yes from me.

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Pradnya Sikand's avatar

😂Absolutely brilliant and spot on ! British Raj Part II in its American version might be our best option 😉America would be the Jewel in the Crown and all those chaps - Trump, Vance, Miller et al - might they be sent to live out the rest of their days in the Tower? 😂Thank you for the laughter 😂 We all needed that after the horrific events of this week !

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

First, let's bring back the pillory and stocks. After cleaning and fumigating the White House (and burning a shit ton of sage to purify it), erect a set of stocks and chain Trump, Vance, Miller, Vought, Hegseth and Noem to the stocks.

Have a public, televised viewing.

Allow His Majesty's subjects to view the criminals and express their displeasure by pelting them with the rotting fruit/veg of their choice.

Adding Pam Bondi

AND Kash Patel

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Personally I favor keelhauling.

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Annette's avatar

use a Venezuelan drug boat for the vessel.

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Robyn Lauster's avatar

Drawing and quartering also came to mind.

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MLK's avatar

Perfectly fitting.

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Unsafely Anonymous's avatar

As using a Ford class aircraft carrier will be fatal

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

Ah, keelhauling. Another fine possibility for these loathsome miscreants

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Sharon Herrick's avatar

Had to look up keelhauling---I'm all in favor!

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Jocelyn B's avatar

What, Sharon, never read "Mutiny on the Bounty"?

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Pam Birkenfeld's avatar

As a sailor I could get into that! And having read all of Patrick O' Brien's fantastic books in the Aubrey-Maturin series about the Royal Navy, I could see it happening!

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Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

HILARIOUS COMMENT!! :-) !!

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Barbara Vasile's avatar

Thanks!

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Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

:-) !!

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David Gardiner's avatar

On a Russian oil tanker. Lots of barnacles.

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Julius Marold's avatar

Absolutely. Having seen several of their merchant ships up close, I can testify that they are a mess. Floating rust held together by some very old paint. One ship I saw was so bad that I could actually look through the ship and through the other side. The sailors on those ships are either very courageous or very foolish. Maybe both.

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Jocelyn B's avatar

OMG, Julius - how did you even get that close?

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John Townsend's avatar

--as we all Google "keelhauling"!

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

Had to lookup keelhauling. Ah, Abigail, I like the way you think 🤓🖖🏻

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Yup, it's the nastiest punishment I can think of :-)

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Ellen Harris's avatar

Nasty is the word I thought too. But not public humiliation enough.

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MLK's avatar

Keelhauling while suffering from norovirus could be the nastiest.

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Joellyn Keranen's avatar

😂😂😂

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Joan Schiavi's avatar

I like it. Hope there’s lots of sharks in the water for shitler.

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Sue's avatar

And sinking battery operated boats nearby.

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Erik Staub's avatar

Although it should remain as a brutal reminder we could bring back Chinese and Vietnamese re-education camps for every Republican that didn’t vote to impeach or convict Trump both Times.

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Brenda Reiss's avatar

Don't forget RFK Jr. And Patel

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SyBen's avatar

And let's not forget Mike Johnson and the T-rump's kids. Put them all in a slow boat to China.

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John Townsend's avatar

--a leaky slow boat!

(Although Barron has not done anything bad as yet.....)

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jon Hodson's avatar

And blond Bimbo Bondi would have to be his next wife.

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SyBen's avatar

Or the dog killer, fat lips Krist.

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Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

Yes, yes, we mustn't forget anyone...

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Annette's avatar

Bitchy3 ~ Brilliant suggestion! I love your idea. But let's not put the pillory and stocks in the White House. Instead, I suggest we erect a huge tent where the tRump Food Court and Cafeteria is supposed to be built and we can display the "best" people tRump has in his administration. Saving the money on sage will provide more rotted fruits and veggies, not to mention small rocks and manure patties.

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Robert S Hunter's avatar

Still going with the French option. A guillotine would fit perfectly in the gilded ballroom.

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Sharon Herrick's avatar

Right with you on this. I've got my knitting ready.

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Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

:-) !!

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John Townsend's avatar

--but, no doubt, won't be able to knit anything with Trump's stiff hair. And there are enough orange sweaters in the world!

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John Townsend's avatar

A guillotine with gold rococo finishes!

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Annette's avatar

Oui!

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Unsafely Anonymous's avatar

Would the incoming DOJ go with a wagon train in place of tumbrils?

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

A parade of Tesla cyber trucks that has its roof removed, so that we can view the criminals, with their hands zipped behind them

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Italien's avatar

Absolutely!!!👍🏼

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Joan Friedman (MA, from NY)'s avatar

The whole country needs to be saged after what's been going on.

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Paul Eric Gold's avatar

Yes, repeatedly. Let's also allow the south to secede this time - they are mostly a pain in the ass.

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John Townsend's avatar

--as well as in many other anatomical places!

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Annette's avatar

true that!

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John Townsend's avatar

---and doused with tons of holy water! Somebody put in a call to the Vatican!

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Annette's avatar

we're going to need tankers full!

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

You got that right.

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carol corsaro's avatar

Ahh, manure patties ! I remember them well…these are certainly appropriate . They would certainly match the stench from this administration!!

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Unsafely Anonymous's avatar

There's the Rose Garden needing to be cleared and double-dug. Manure's good for the soil and when it is well dug in is less of a public health problem.

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Nancy Morgan LeBar's avatar

That's right, after we throw the manure balls, reuse and recycle. Bring back the Rose Garden!

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Annette's avatar

the former admin can certainly take care of that, after their public flogging - "clean up the mess you made" is fair play

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John Townsend's avatar

--but just barely.

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Sharon Herrick's avatar

I've advocated a kind of game "Dump Trump" where you get to drop shit (representing all of his lies) on top of Trump and the Trumpettes in a closed space---you could raise money for the demolition of the Lack of Ballsroom---you know people would gladly pay.

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Annette's avatar

maybe combine that with a dunk tank!

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John Townsend's avatar

--filled with polluted Potomac water!

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Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

Your idea, like Bitchybitchybitchy's is Brilliant, too! BTW have you seen the entirely AI Generated short piece on Trump's opening night of his Ballroom. The sight of hegseth eating is worth the price of admission... :-)

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John Townsend's avatar

Really, I do not want to see Hegseth eating--and especially not drinking!

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Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

I take your point! :-) !!

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

Haven't seen it...where can I find it?

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Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

I think you tube shows the video. I am not sure of the title, but try words like "AI generated video trump opens white house ballroom". It is howlingly funny. Let me know when you find it!

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Annette's avatar

LOVED it! Especially loved the liver pate of tRump's head . . . or maybe that was something else that looks like pate, but normal people wouldn't eat <wink>

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Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

Your comment Annette made me guffaw! :-) !!

(... now WHAT COULD that nasty brownish stuff on trump's head have been I wonder...?)

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

Thanks so much, Annette. Loved it. Message came on that it was no longer available half way through. HmmmmmThe head centerpiece

was great, also the bevy of lippy blondes. LOL

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Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

:-) !!

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John Townsend's avatar

--lots of manure patties!

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Barbara Vasile's avatar

Great idea, but maybe we could alternate the fruit and veg with forcing those criminals to take turns reading aloud from the Epstein files. They would also need to hold up related photos. I think it’s the only way the files will ever be released.

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Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

HILARIOUS COMMENT!! :-) !!

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John Townsend's avatar

--and make those in the Epstein files hold up photos of themselves in those

same files.....

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Annette's avatar

one of those "where are they now" perspectives . . .?

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

Yes, Barbara! Great idea🤓🖖🏻

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FfsBoise's avatar

Traitor’s Gate would be a good place for that crowd.

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Liz Diamond's avatar

Don’t forget #ScamBlondi 🤭

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Susan Barnes's avatar

I was about to say that😄

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Kimberly Swanson's avatar

You forgot Bondi.

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

Added Pammie

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Jerome Vanderberg's avatar

Exactly - Stocks and Bonds! Not the financial kind. But the kind that will "tie up" these clowns for a while.

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John Townsend's avatar

--in Alligator Alley!

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

Love your idea, bitchybitchybitchy👍🏻 But I think we need a helluva lot more pillories and stocks. Like one for every repug, with special ones for holier-than-thou johnson and turtle-faced mitch.

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Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

Bitchybitchybitchy:

Your comment is GREAT and HILARIOUS!! The last line is a killer. :-) !! ALL your directives must be implemented.

The only possible modification might be (tell me your thoughts on this) would be to place the Stocks at the bottom of a very deep well somewhere -- Siberia comes to mind as one of the locales to be considered...

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Barry Avery's avatar

And shave Pam Bondi's head carpet

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

I think that giving Bondi, Noem, Leavitt and Melania all military recruit style haircuts is a splendid idea.

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John Townsend's avatar

--and make her wear a blue Marge Simpson wig!

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John Townsend's avatar

All the more easy to hear the near-empty brain rattling within!

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Sharon Herrick's avatar

I can see it all now: Trump the Troll, Vance the Vampire, Rubio (don't forget Rubio) the Zombie, Noem the Wicked Witch of the West, Hegseth the Court Jester, Pam Bondi the White Warg, Patel the Ghoul, the Nazi trio (Miller, Vought and Lutnick) and another whom you inadvertently left out---Karolying Leavitt the Golem. What do you think? Did I leave someone out? Modifications and/or suggestions gratefully accepted.

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

I like to think of Hegseth as dressed like one of Wicked Witch's flying monkey

Can't you picture him crouched next to Trump's desk, waitng for his orders?

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Sharon Herrick's avatar

Yes! I can---perfect!

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John Townsend's avatar

Like any other monkey, he might poop on the Resolute Desk!

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Paul Eric Gold's avatar

These criminal nazi murderers deserve nothing less than being drawn and quartered after being forced to listen to nonstop recordings of parliamentary debates for a fortnight while remaining in the pillory and stocks. Let's also bring over some of those scary ravens from the Tower of London to gauge the eyes out of all radical right wing maga morons as well.

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John Townsend's avatar

I need to take medication after reading this particular fantasy!

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Chris Pope's avatar

Trump to the gallows forthwith. As for Melania, His Majesty Charlie should go all chop chop Henry VIII . Severe floggings and scurvy for the rest of those bad blokes.

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John Townsend's avatar

Maybe "Charlie" should dump god-awful Camilla for Melania who is just

as god-awful yet not quite as.

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MJ Buenavista's avatar

Perfect. And keep 'em there till they soil themselves. I'll be there w enough rotten fruit for all to hurl. And a few hard cabbages for good mmeasure.

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Judith Richards's avatar

Yes, totally brilliant! I'll start working on my British accent!

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

As the British say, I'm chuffed at the prospect of being a subject of Good King Charles III!

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John Townsend's avatar

Good King Charles III? Really? Hmmmmm--

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Frances López's avatar

I'll start by baking scones today.

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John Townsend's avatar

Put lots of currants or raisins in!

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Sara Toye's avatar

Jolly good idea, Judith!

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John Townsend's avatar

--and all the non-rhotic "r"s

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John Townsend's avatar

--and drinking tea, finding out what a crumpet actually is?

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Mary Gilbert's avatar

My deceased mother was British-met my dad during WWII. I’m halfway there with the accent!

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John Townsend's avatar

What a culture shock for your mother!

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Jocelyn B's avatar

Yes, Pradnya, and maybe those awesome ravens could "look after" them! Ha!

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J Cheng's avatar

Yes! That would work for me! Would we have to use metric?

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Brits, being Brits, use metric for measuring distance, imperial for weights.

Makes life so much easier using two measures. . . but at least it keeps your brain working.

Nobody really regrets the passing of the avoirdupois method of counting money, which in itself is a FRENCH word, don't ask me why but went:

2 farthings = half a penny

2 half pennies = a penny, and so does 4 farthings

4 farthings = one penny

six pennies equals six pence (Duh! - but it does have its own coin as does three pence. Which actually has two. . .)

12 pennies = 1 shilling

20 shillings equals 1 pound

But don't forget 2 shillings six pence equals half a crown, and two shillings is a florin. And although there IS a half a crown, there is NO "crown."

so, new little british colonials - today's school question is:

How much is half a crown plus guinea? ( Oh! Sorry! - I forgot a guinea is one pound one shilling. . . )

Try working that lot out when you only want a pound of potatoes and have two kids on your arm and one in your belly. . .

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Kathy Lee Davis's avatar

??? that's why I use a trusted financial advisor. . . the numbers just confuse me ;-) lol

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Annette's avatar

dear God, this makes stopping of the production of our penny a brilliant move

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BTAM Master's avatar

But they use miles on the highway.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Well - DUH!

Yes. They gave us little poems to recite when we first went (a bit) metric. Like:

"A meter measures three foot three

It's longer than a yard you see"

and

"A litre of water

Is a pint and a quarter"

I don't suppose they could think of a poem for "miles" and "kilometres"

Maybe:

"A kilometres isn't as far as a mile!

Shorter journey!

Won't you smile!"

However, in a very typical British way, the Brits just picked up the bits they liked and ignored the rest.

It's VERY difficult to change the British mind.

When London nearly burned to the ground in 1666, those in charge of the rebuild thought it would be a great opportunity to replace the old medieval road plan with a brand new set of straight, wide highways.

The actual residents just built everything back as it had been - you can still trace medieval roads all through central London.

That's probably why we still have a King - that, and the fact that we've seen what Presidents can do. . .

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BTAM Master's avatar

But you did semi-convert to metric, which is more than we did. I do recreational carpentry; not sure where I got my metric measuring tape, but it really makes things SO MUCH easier.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Ho, yes - unless you forget and use cms instead of inches.

My husband made me a string winder for spare bits of string (don't ask. . .) It should have been 6 inches x 3.

6 cms x 3 doesn't hold a lot of string.

Still, could have been worse - at least he wasn't working on my coffin.

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Pam Birkenfeld's avatar

But if you go to Bermuda (I wouldn't mind that!) there is the "hog penny" or hog shilling or in the early 1600s, Hogge money. And I can recommend the bar there of the same name. A coin of that nature, very rare, recently sold for $96K. and that's not pig slop!

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Christina  A.'s avatar

It was one of my happiest days at school when they changed their currency to the metric system, no more mixing mathematics with English courses!

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Sharon P's avatar

but we don't have pennies anymore right?

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Yeah - but a US penny is only a nom de plume for a cent. Weird that the US uses Imperial for just about everything - but metric for it's money. . .

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Unsafely Anonymous's avatar

£1 3s 6d

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

All right clever clogs - here's your ⭐! Make sure you stick it on the front of your work book - and show it to Mom!

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Catherine Schmidt's avatar

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

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julie elder's avatar

My first visit to England was in 1990–I would hold out my handful of assorted coins and let the shopkeeper sort through them. Lol

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

We went decimal in 1971 - although a lot of old people DID write to the papers and say "Why couldn't they have waited till all the old people brought up with £SD had died off?"!!

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Elizabeth Block's avatar

That reminds me of an old friend who called Fahrenheit (we use Celsius in Canada) "REAL temperature."

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

The way the temperature gets in Canada - he can call it what he bloody likes - "COLD!" seems to cover it!

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Kate Delano-Condax Decker's avatar

Yes! :-) !! I remember trying to sort this all out in England in the 1960s :-)

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BJones's avatar

But we still need to save an old sixpence coin --

"something old, something new,....and a lucky sixpence in her shoe."

I spent a couple years in school near Geneva when I was a kid, maths teacher was Brit, I learned all sorts of computations in pounds/shillings/pence.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

"I learned all sorts of computations in pounds/shillings/pence."

I think that might come under the heading "Cruel and unusual punishment. . . "

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John Townsend's avatar

I'd rather not, thank you----

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Gjay15's avatar

Hey metric would be a small sacrifice. I would even consider giving up coffee for tea.

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Barbara Vasile's avatar

We could also have civilized afternoon tea with those fancy little sandwiches and cakes.😉

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Annette's avatar

ohhh... I guess I could make that sacrifice too; I'm a Dunkin' girl all the way, but, you know, democracy

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BTAM Master's avatar

As an engineer, I can only hope...

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

I used to work for a company that's proud boast was that it specialised in "Strange screws and dropped or polished balls."

Lot of that stuff was BSA, BSF, BSC,UNF 26TPI - still rings in my head sometimes.

Metric HAS made life a lot easier!

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Al Keim's avatar

Only if we didn't want to continue looking like fools.

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SummerGink's avatar

And drive on the left?

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

Well, that's so your sword arm is free.

Never know when you're gonna need it, with so many ICE around and all. . .

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BTAM Master's avatar

After my second to last UK visit, I swore I would never drive on the left again...and made my kids promise to remind me. I was a menace to everyone on the road, including me.

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Susan Stone's avatar

Americans learn to drive on the left??? I foresee our roads turning into bumper car arenas…

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John Townsend's avatar

--with no tariffs on the rubber bumpers?

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Susan Stone's avatar

That would be idea. However, I think my original vision was of badly dented cars.

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BJones's avatar

They drive on the left on St. Thomas.

A guide told me years ago it was because the mules couldn't be persuaded to walk on the right way-back-when.

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Susan Stone's avatar

Fun story. I'm sure I saw that when I visited St. Thomas, but that would have been 20+ years ago now, and I didn't remember that.

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Janeo's avatar

Much simpler than what the US uses now. Already used for decades in science & medicine .

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It's Come To This's avatar

Late to the game, Andy! 😀Back in Drumpf I, I kept politely inquiring if HRH the Queen would be so kind as to take us all back. The answer from Ambassador Paddington? “Mate, I don’t think she wants you back.”

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Abigail Norling's avatar

Yes indeed! Long live the King (of England!)

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Annette's avatar

I could even tolerate having to deal with Harry and Meghan; so much easier than Krusti Gnome and Kashyap and Lord Voldemort Miller

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Chversteeg@aol.com's avatar

At night I was seeing a bunch of pictures of late night TV where Trump is a baby hands you’re reading. Did you see the thing where they asked RFK about the renaming F a real lateral into you gotta think of all those kids dying Biden bad food

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jb from Weston's avatar

'bout time, Andy, 'bout time. [re: swapping kings]

For some reason Daisy Mae's song from the musical version of L'il Abner, "Put 'Em Back the Way They Wuz", is now stuck in my brain.

Beats current events. Thanks.

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Elizabeth Block's avatar

Another song from that show is "Bring Back the Good Old Days." It ends:

I went to see the president. They asked me to wait.

Although I knew that he was swamped with matters of state,

A fellow named Ben Hogan walked right through the front gate!

[President Eisenhower, Ben Hogan the golfer]

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Howard Yanes's avatar

Maybe we would finally get national healthcare

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John Townsend's avatar

--but they can keep Camilla!

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Dennis the Menace.'s avatar

I think if our presiding human anal wart ever saw the above pic of King Chuck, he would develop an insatiable jones for a bigger scepter, bigger crown and robe ensemble.

George Santos would be soooo jealous.

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Unsafely Anonymous's avatar

As a British Citizen, I must respectfully disagree, old chap.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

No - don't say that! A lot of the Americans are really good people.

Not sure what we'd do with ones that aren't, though - can't send them off to Australia any more. . .

Isn't there an island somewhere that they could go to? One that maybe a millionaire used to own before something nasty happened to him?

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John Townsend's avatar

Greenland, of course, your Ladyship!

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Barbara Vasile's avatar

Sadly, although he owned two, there would still not be enough space.

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John Townsend's avatar

No, just a new president, administration who are not justice-adverse! Not afraid of putting

Trump and his criminals in jail!

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

I’m thrilled that Joyce Vance has agreed to be the first TBR author of 2026. I hope a lot of you will read her fantastic book and come up with questions for her!

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Linda MacDonald's avatar

I got her book when it first appeared. Excellent. Helpful. Hopeful.

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Susan Stone's avatar

Ditto!

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I have been - it is beautifully and thoughtfully written. I cannot recommend it highly enough!

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Judith Richards's avatar

Already ordered from the library!

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misia.d's avatar

Another great watch & read is Jack Smith’s deposition. It is fascinating to hear him clearly lay everything out!

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Al Keim's avatar

On it's way:-)

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Lynell(VA by way of MD&DC)'s avatar

So funny to say, I ordered her book back in the spring; then forgot about it. Once it was launched (I believe it was in October 2025), and Joyce was advertising about it, I was trying to decide whether or not I should buy it. Oopsie...I already did! Read it right away. It's a keeper of a book!

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Sharon Herrick's avatar

Joyce is wonderful. Her substack is terrific--clear, concise, straightforward, understandable---vital. Subscribe.

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Michael Lederman's avatar

That's all well and good but does this mean we're going to have to learn to speak English?

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Annette's avatar

that will make it difficult for the sheepeople to communicate, but we can provide interpreters for them <wink>

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Phil M.'s avatar

We could send missionaries from the blue states to the red states. To teach them English as a second language.

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Annette's avatar

some of them, no doubt, would test the missionaries' patience, for sure!

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The Rickster's avatar

Subtitles on Fox.

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Elizabeth Block's avatar

From "My Fair Lady":

There even are places where English completely disappears!

In America they haven't used it for years.

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John Townsend's avatar

--and perhaps rightfully so!

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Annette's avatar

what the covfefe??!!

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Aye, there's always a catch. *snik snik snik*

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Susie's avatar

Ahahahhahahahahaha!!!!

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Paul Eric Gold's avatar

No. We could all learn "Scottish" and "Welsh", which are basically unintelligible variations on English. We would, however, have to deify Tom Jones and The Rolling Stones (who I already deified in 1975).

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Annette's avatar

I like it! Welsh always seemed like the most unique language.

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🖖🏻

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John Townsend's avatar

Heaven forfend!

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Harvey Perry's avatar

The people in the colonies have demonstrated that they don’t deserve representation in Parliament. But at least they will receive universal health care, like the people in Argentina. And Trump can be tried for everything that Maduro has been charged with. Then, like Napoleon, he can be banished to El Salvadore.

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Annie's avatar

Please send the madman with his sidekick, Kristi Noempathy, to CECOT in El Salvador, since she's a true domestic terrorist. Plus, it's already one of her favorite places to strut around in her stetson and cowboy boots.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Oh yes, please!

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John Townsend's avatar

or Saint Helena in the south Atlantic Ocean!

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Robyn Boyer's avatar

Ouch. That Epstein dig was delicious. First grin/laugh I've had for days. Thank you.

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Annette's avatar

yes, let us not forget Epstein (as the deflection machine is chugging along at super sonic speed, what with Venezuela, Greenland, mortgage bonds, etc.)

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Paul's avatar

As for what this change in status would mean for Trump, the King said, “Perhaps he could room with his old chum, my idiot brother.”

They could both be sent to the former penis colony, "Epstein Island" which is now a penal colony, headed by Kristi Noem

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Al Keim's avatar

One of my favorite expressions: 'Hasta la penis'.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Hasta means "until" -- "Until the penis"? But then what, Al?

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Hugh Jarce's avatar

I think Stormy Davis would have to be consulted on that.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Post revelatory penis unveiling response: Zounds! A wee willie winkie!

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John Townsend's avatar

--and we wouldn't really want an answer from Ms. Daniels......

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Annette's avatar

<giggle>

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Dorothy G Ferguson's avatar

Around your penis?

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Susan Stone's avatar

Love your suggestion, but please, PLEASE, don't let any 14-year-old girls (or any other underage girls) anywhere near there.

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John Townsend's avatar

--even any full-grown women, either!

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Susan Stone's avatar

Excellent point. Thank you for that.

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Bob Weber's avatar

After King Charles suggested Trump could room with his "Idiot Brother", Ivanka asked if there was room for Don and Eric.

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Annette's avatar

<snort laugh> perhaps there's room for Don Jr. but Eric may have to be put on a waiting list, or be given a Harry Potter cupboard room.

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Paul Eric Gold's avatar

What are we going to have to do with Baron? He's giant, but can't play basketball, failed out of college, and can only speak when mommy Melania gives him permission to do so.

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

Baron didn't fail out of NYU did he? Hadn't heard that.

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Ted Loewenberg's avatar

I’d prefer that all the Trump idiots share the hot living quarters of Jeffery Epstein, at this point.

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John Townsend's avatar

--and suggested Jared, too!

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L.D.Michaels's avatar

TRUMP: IF SADDAM HUSSEIN COULD DO IT, SO CAN I !

In August, 1990, Iraq invaded Kuwait, where one of Saddam Hussein’s primary missions was to seize Kuwait’s vast oil fields and reserves. President Bush condemned the takeover of Kuwait to run their oil fields as a “Brutal Aggression.”

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Irna Gadd's avatar

And look what happened to poor old Saddam…..

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Natalie Parker's avatar

Found disheveled and hungry in his hidey hole. A worthy place for trump (not capitalized out of disrespect).

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Barbara Longbrook's avatar

I never capitalize his name either. I also like to call him “the convicted felon,” because that’s what he is!

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John Townsend's avatar

A hidey-hole underneath the unfinished ballroom!

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

If only…

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John Townsend's avatar

Now, it's the Trump Doctrine!

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Anne J's avatar

At last, some adult supervision. I’ll put the kettle on and await further instructions from the Crown. Anyone know where to buy powdered wigs?

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Annette's avatar

I believe the good news is RFK, Jr. has placed fish and potatoes at the top of the food pyramid

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Judith Richards's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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John Townsend's avatar

I'll but a can of Pepsi instead. Instructions from the Crown? Not so much.

Not interested in exchanging one bozo for another!

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Teresa's avatar

Thank you for the urgently needed humor!! 🥲🥲

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Peter Scott's avatar

Great news! Perhaps the Tower of London could be the Mar-a-Lago of the British Isles, renamed the Trump Tower of London, in honor of the soon to be “dethroned” former president/king.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Oooooo, me likey!

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matclone's avatar

Jolly good, Andy!

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Marianne's avatar

Thank you for supporting independent bookstores! We need to stop giving our money to He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named! Malignant weasel indeed. I laughed out loud. Oh Andy. What would we do without you?

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Frank D Repp's avatar

I'M SURPRISED THEY'RE WILLING TO TAKE US!

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Mary E's avatar

Andy, again, I laughed out loud. Thank you. Who knows?! Maybe after this fiasco known as 47, the USA will switch to a ceremonial head of state. I look forward to watching and listening to Congress conducts themselves as Parliament.

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Linda MacDonald's avatar

Maybe not having a parliamentary form of government was one of the first mistakes the founders made? We might be holding elections right now under such a system.

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Mary E's avatar

My concern is Congress as it is these days. This may be rude of me and I apologize ahead of time if it is, but it seems Congress is filled with a bunch of people who are making more than they ever imagined, with a benefit package that is even more unimaginable and thus, they will do anything, and I mean ANYTHING, to hold onto this dream come true. Hell, they will protect probable pedophiles and traffickers and allow our tax dollars to be used for vengeance gigs. Stunning.

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Linda MacDonald's avatar

Thomas Paine said the same thing essentially in Common Sense...we are paying people while they do all of us harm.

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Mary E's avatar

Thank you, L Mac, I was unfamiliar with this line.

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Linda MacDonald's avatar

I believe we could all use a teach in on this document. I have not known the document and am reading it now. The National Constitution Center was scheduled to do a town hall on it just a few days ago, but for some reason the event was "postponed" just hours before it was scheduled. I suspect the regime is going after this organization as they've gone after all civic and educational institutions founded by Congress years and years ago. Of course it may just be that someone had a medical or other emergency. Maybe we will know eventually. Go to the website for the National Constitution Center. You can find all kinds of documents there including Common Sense.

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Mary E's avatar

Thank you. Years ago, I walked through the Natl Constitution Center years ago. There was an exhibit on the prohibition and the efforts that were made to reverse it. It was great!

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David's avatar

I think there is another motivation that infects most semi-permanent residents of the Capitol. They seriously enjoy making rules for other people (and creating exceptions for themselves) - some even believe their god has appointed them. All the more reason for serious term limits on the whole lot.

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Mary E's avatar

Oh wow, D! I had forgotten the current speaker alluded to divine intervention resulting in his ascendency to speaker. Chilling!

AND, yes, there are far too many exceptions for Congress on laws they pass for other organizations.

Great reply, thank you.

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Oaktown's avatar

Two new rules would go a long way towards remedying that: 1) Ban insider trading and 2) No more Cadillac health insurance; make them choose only from plans available to their constituents.

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Mary E's avatar

Hi Oak, I agree on the health care. It can remain a Cadillac plan as long as it is available to all at the same cost.

I waver on insider trading because I do not know how to enact it. Of course, I’m against it. My fear is if a Congress person’s spouse, adult son or daughter works in the investment world, how do we monitor this?

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1dEdited

Why not the same way it's supposed to work for the president: put investments in a blind trust that is not controlled by the member of Congress or their spouse or kids. I know Donnie hasn't done that even though he's required to, so the bill would have to include actionable and effective enforcement, i.e., set a deadline for divestment and enforce it by removing offenders from office who don't comply.

Unless we remove this insider trading incentive we will always have reps who vote for policies that boost their own investments and rig the stock market against their constituents while doing nothing to serve the country's best interests. They also end up supporting any business or special interest that's donated lots of money for their campaigns. It's a recipe for rampant corruption.

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Gjay15's avatar

I have been polite most of my life. Rude sounds good to me

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Franca Garofalo's avatar

Rude? No apologies needed Mary; you hit the nail on the head.

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Mary E's avatar

Thank you, F G.

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Susan Stone's avatar

That is exactly what I've been thinking and saying. We might do better if we could hold elections when obviously needed.

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Louis Judson's avatar

Hear hear!

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Mary E's avatar

😉

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Sharon P's avatar

congress conduct themselves ???? now that's funny

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John Townsend's avatar

--and, yet, tragic!

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Gary Farrar's avatar

Ok but I want coffee, not tea. And do we have to drive on the wrong side of the road?

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Judith Richards's avatar

True that.

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Annette's avatar

So many new things to learn; bumpershoot is an umbrella, a flat is an apartment, and crisps are potato chips . . . but it sounds like a fun adventure. I'm in!

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Diana's avatar

Isn't it bumberchute? Anyway, just don't make me drink tea instead of coffee.

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Mary Gilbert's avatar

I do coffee in the am, tea in the pm.

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Gary Farrar's avatar

And the metric system. Lord help us all.

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Annette's avatar

it's OK, Gary - fear not . . . learning new skills keeps our minds active and engaged

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Gary Farrar's avatar

But my mind is still active and engaged with everything that happened before disco. How do I catch up, let alone keep up with sillymeters and instograms?

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Annette's avatar

one day at a time :)

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Kathy J's avatar

I still have a slight twitch whenever the metric system is brought up. In high school, I was one of the students who taught it to other students. It was interesting, so many glazed over eyes! And then, after all that learning I did and then teaching, it was all for naught! Dang it. Oh well, it was a story I can remember and share. Ha!

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Barbara Longbrook's avatar

Eeek, driving on the the left side of the road is the scariest thing‼️🫨

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