Andy, I just finished the NYT article on the Comey Comedy hearing and I gotta say the judge equaled your Report today. He called her a Puppet!!! 🤣 As a retired lawyer I know that would not look too good on one’s resume! 😂
Andy, couldn't we be exceptionally frivolous and vote for a Mr. and Ms. Mar-a-Lago-Face? My bets are on Pete and Kristi, but there should be at least 12 official runners-up; think of the participation certificates you could design!
Actually, I found law school at University of Colorado, 40 years ago, which only cost $750 per semester, interesting and fun. Any law school should be thrilled to have you in its program!
You know what Monty Python said about sarcasm? Being subjected to it is worse than having your head nailed to a coffee table. That was in the bit about Doug and Dinsdale Pirannah.
I have just the answer for her: contact Kim Kardashian who just flunked the California Bar. Kim did NOT go to law school either, but they could hang out together and talk about eye makeup.
She may have found her current law license in a cracker jack box, but she is about to kiss that one good-bye. Maybe she can open a firm with lawyer wanna-be Kim Kardashian. I'd pay money to watch that show. I'd even sponsor a sign above the door: Give Up All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here.
What's the problem, eh? She's as qualified as any member of the Trump administration to carry our their respective jobs. Look, Stephen Miller is serving as Chief Nazi and he was never a member of the Third Reich.
A lot of people are disparaging Halligan by saying she was Miss Colorado. To be fair, she was third runner-up.
She isn’t even a runner up when it comes to lawyering. Which is fine with me! I hope trump hires her for all his lawsuits!
She was a potted plant at the trial in NYC. He also likes to have a tall blond on his legal team.
But she's not blond?
Looks like you’re on a roll, Lindsey! Wheeeeeeeeeee
I bet she'll be able to get into one of those programs where prisoners can earn a law degree while they are serving time.
I think that is simply called law school
Maybe not!
I hope she has to peel and chop a lot of onions 🧅 in that prison!
Andy, I just finished the NYT article on the Comey Comedy hearing and I gotta say the judge equaled your Report today. He called her a Puppet!!! 🤣 As a retired lawyer I know that would not look too good on one’s resume! 😂
That probably sounded better than "fuck-up functionary."
Not really. I'd rather be a fuck-up than a puppet.
In this administration, they're the same thing.
What’s worse, a puppet or a piggy?
My first thought too, Jeff !
B Steele, uh sorry for the above remark about law school. I am a psychologist by profession and am even more critical of my profession
Actually, I decided to go to law school so I could visit my convict friends! 😁
Har!!
During Trump’s first term, the rule of thumb to attend WH parties, etc., was: 'Not indicted; not invited.’ [Not original with me.]
😂.
Maybe, but I like the alliteration.
I just went to the NYT article and all I can say is "Wow!"
Halligan has got to go to prison for perjury.
The Grand Jury did not see the indictment.
Andy, couldn't we be exceptionally frivolous and vote for a Mr. and Ms. Mar-a-Lago-Face? My bets are on Pete and Kristi, but there should be at least 12 official runners-up; think of the participation certificates you could design!
Well, Kristi would lose as she - not unlike Tammy Fay Baker - is like a ski area: '..long lines & 6" of packed powder..... - Jay
When Tammy Fay Baker died and the makeup was removed, it was discovered that the body was that of Jimmy Hoffa.
Oh, Jay, you BITCH! (No higher compliment.) I'll think of this every time Kristi graces the telly screen in one of her many costumes.
P.S. Post-Donald, she could front a band called the Beltway People.
Why choose the face? Wouldn’t ass be more apropos?!
And Colorado doesn't Miss her.
Your headline sent my imagination into anaerobic Whole Cloth creation mode. Took me a shriek and a hard laugh to recover.
Elle Woods made it seem so easy….
That's because Elle Woods wasn't stupid.
🤣
If she didn’t spend so much time in hair and makeup and spent that time studying for the LSAT
And only 3 were running
She's a lawyer and she was 3rd runner up as Miss CO, and yet she's wearing cheap earrings?
😂😂. You are such a fountain of worthwhile information! Thank you, Andy❣️
Impressive. People are so petty.
Maybe, but the first two were deported.
Phew…I feel so much better about Colorado, knowing that.
I should say at this point that my lifelong dream has been to avoid law school. So far so good!
My life long dream has been to avoid lawyers. So far, only one mistake.
For some reason I know many lawyers but they are drawn to human rights causes which isn’t a bad thing.
Good choice. Of all the "careers" I had, being a lawyer was the worst. But, it did give me the financial ability to retire, so...
WHAT
SAY WHAT? You aren’t a lawyer?…….😏
Actually, I found law school at University of Colorado, 40 years ago, which only cost $750 per semester, interesting and fun. Any law school should be thrilled to have you in its program!
LOL!
Gosh. Maybe hiring beauty queens with limited relevant experience isn't a good idea. He should stick to qualified former Fox anchors....
Weekend Fox anchors!
Right! Thanks for that clarification :)
He’d be far better off with criminals who studied law in prison.
Qualified? Come on now!
I was being sarcastic.
Me too, George!
You know what Monty Python said about sarcasm? Being subjected to it is worse than having your head nailed to a coffee table. That was in the bit about Doug and Dinsdale Pirannah.
"…qualified…"? ? ?
eye of the beholder, but right, good catch.
Me too!
I think the judge already took her to school.
Ba-dum-tssss! 🥁
What a brutal headline and so funny!!!!
Brutal + Funny = my goal! Thank you.
Don't forget true.
You mean Swiftian , Andy 😉
I have just the answer for her: contact Kim Kardashian who just flunked the California Bar. Kim did NOT go to law school either, but they could hang out together and talk about eye makeup.
And facial fillers, hair extensions...
And fake butts!
Kudos it's really hard to parody when the truth is so absurd.
Short of that, she could always play one on TV. Oh wait.....
She might by the first person ever to be disbarred before actually passing the bar exam.
Right now she IS in law school, and doesn't seem to be enjoying it much! Guess Judge Nachmann is a tough grader!
It's "Knock Man Off," in this case, Halligan the Puppet, Halligan the Puppet 🎶🎶
Another clown for the car!
Maybe after she passes the bar she can work for that infamous law firm of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe. 🤪
I don’t think they would find her qualified
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🤣🤣🤣
She may have found her current law license in a cracker jack box, but she is about to kiss that one good-bye. Maybe she can open a firm with lawyer wanna-be Kim Kardashian. I'd pay money to watch that show. I'd even sponsor a sign above the door: Give Up All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here.
cracker jack has toys ??? maybe you will get a second "baby doll" you know the tariffs ???
Is she a Hope Hicks clone but without the competence?
Hope Hicks! Another one thrown under the bus!
Highlights before torts, pouts Lindsey.
Waive the tort and sue in assumpsit!
What's the problem, eh? She's as qualified as any member of the Trump administration to carry our their respective jobs. Look, Stephen Miller is serving as Chief Nazi and he was never a member of the Third Reich.