Andy, In our topsy-turvy world Rand Paul once serious contender for most obnoxious Senator title now comes across as reasonable and sympathetic! 😂Thank you for your satirical eye! You’re the best ! 😂💕
Fortunately, within seconds RanDumb Paul Bearer was repeating the MAGAt lie about “$9 billion” in “Somali refugee fraud,” so his moment of sympathy was brief. It is possible for both combatants to be scum; indeed, if they’re Repuglicans, it’s almost guaranteed!
He can't control his temper. Bernie Sanders had to yell to him, You're a United States Senator! On the Senate floor, when he challenged his questioner, by ripping off his suit jacket in hopes of duking it out in the middle of Congress. He did not graduate from college or serve in the military. He inherited his Dad's plumbing business and invested very well. How does this make him even a candidate for this position?
Don’t forget his Associates Degree in Construction Management. Invaluable experience to rebuild FEMA’s Emergency Toilet Overflow Division, and To Repurpose vacant federal Detention Centers to state of the art Plumbing Supply Fulfillment Warehouses. Steven Miller said: “Great! Do what you know! I’ll handle the rest!”
Actually, Mullin does not possess all the qualifications Kristi Noem demonstrated during her distinguished tenure. Have you ever seen Mullin with hair extensions, a cowgirl costume and Mar-a-Lago silicone lips? Who would make a $200 million video ad campaign of him in that getup?
Markwayne Noem Bovino. He is as intelligent and laid-back as Noem and as level-headed and anger-free as Bovino. Please, Congress, confirm this gem right away.
This world is getting weirder and weirder sympathy going to Rand Paul and agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene and calling John Fetterman a nutjob MAGA sycophant .. it’s just too bizarre anymore..
Anyone have friends named Markwayne? Just asking. I don't know anyone who named their kids like that. I think his mom wanted twins. Just put on the red nose and big shoes and he will be dressed as well as named appropriately for the White House and its ballroom.
I’m sure his siblings, Frannymaebeatrice, Tammysueellen, Timothypoindexterbob and, of course the youngest, Bubba, would beg to differ. “Everyone in these here parts likes long, fancy and complex-like names. Makes us feel ‘mport’nt,” says Frannymaebeatrice. “(Mamma got tired of conjurin’ up names by the time Bubba came ‘round.) Markwayne was Mamma’s favorite.”
Silly me! I should have researched. I know nothing - nothing - about markwayne except that he's Oklahoman and has an attitude and temper problem; and he's devoted to trump and trump's beliefs. That's enough. But I totally f'd up his family situation in my imagined scenario, lol! I gave him fewer siblings and made bubba the youngest. Sorry! :) :) :)
In defense of Markwayne Mullin, I think he is capable of miracles, because he has single-handedly made Rand Paul a sympathetic figure
Well, that is just one monumental hell-of-a reframe!!! Keep 'em coming, Andy!
I love you Andy! Thanks for making us laugh during these times. The dogs celebrating Kristi Noel’s firing is a classic.
Andy, In our topsy-turvy world Rand Paul once serious contender for most obnoxious Senator title now comes across as reasonable and sympathetic! 😂Thank you for your satirical eye! You’re the best ! 😂💕
A loud eruption of mirth from me.
God, Andy, you're right. I actually forgot for a few minutes that Rand Paul is kind of despicable.
I will never forgive Mullin for making me respect Rand Paul for a few minutes.
Unforgivable
Fortunately, within seconds RanDumb Paul Bearer was repeating the MAGAt lie about “$9 billion” in “Somali refugee fraud,” so his moment of sympathy was brief. It is possible for both combatants to be scum; indeed, if they’re Repuglicans, it’s almost guaranteed!
What is a Rand Paul?
An unusual specimen of homo libertariansus, unleashed in the rolling hills of Kentucky.
So true!
Perfect casting; will help us win the midterms, if he lasts.
And belly laugh funny, Andy, thanks!
Think he’ll get confirmed?
Yes, MarkWayne ain’t no Matt Gaetz, and not a line in the sand for this gutless crowd.
Since he isn't the brightest bulb on the tree OR the sharpest tool in the shed, maybe - just maybe - he can be more easily "managed"?
Given his apparent anger management issues, I doubt that he would be manageable by anyone.
He can't control his temper. Bernie Sanders had to yell to him, You're a United States Senator! On the Senate floor, when he challenged his questioner, by ripping off his suit jacket in hopes of duking it out in the middle of Congress. He did not graduate from college or serve in the military. He inherited his Dad's plumbing business and invested very well. How does this make him even a candidate for this position?
Don’t forget his Associates Degree in Construction Management. Invaluable experience to rebuild FEMA’s Emergency Toilet Overflow Division, and To Repurpose vacant federal Detention Centers to state of the art Plumbing Supply Fulfillment Warehouses. Steven Miller said: “Great! Do what you know! I’ll handle the rest!”
First money, 2nd where he's from.
He kisses trump's ass. In this administration that's qualification enough.
Well spoken, Tucker.
You are on it today, Andy! I’m over here laughing my face off. Thanks for the much-needed chuckle. 🤣🤣🤣
But will he look good with hair extensions?
Oh gad, is this a deal-breaker? Cuz I gotta say, sadly no. And if he's rejected as a cosmetic failure, how will he help us win the midterms?
morons make the worst liars, cause they try so, so hard, and flail & fluster so thoroughly
Like he did some 10 days ago when, while talking to reporters, he first referred to the ongoing "war" and then said "I didn't call it a war"
... kinda fun to watch sometimes, eh?
'just for fun'
Yup.
Actually, Mullin does not possess all the qualifications Kristi Noem demonstrated during her distinguished tenure. Have you ever seen Mullin with hair extensions, a cowgirl costume and Mar-a-Lago silicone lips? Who would make a $200 million video ad campaign of him in that getup?
Jeff Bezos?
Good one !
Who is gonna tell him he has to cozy up to Corey Lewandowski? 🤔
He also has to share the bed with Corey, of course Kristie never did.
Well, Republicans have been known to smash things and break people -- "just for fun" of course.
Markwayne Noem Bovino. He is as intelligent and laid-back as Noem and as level-headed and anger-free as Bovino. Please, Congress, confirm this gem right away.
🤮🙄
Is that emoji blowing snot on Markwayne Noem Bovino, or helplessly vomiting?
(Does it matter? It’s all rooted in the same sentiment. 😉)
Or sediment?
This world is getting weirder and weirder sympathy going to Rand Paul and agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene and calling John Fetterman a nutjob MAGA sycophant .. it’s just too bizarre anymore..
It's kinda like we entered a funhouse of mirrors, isn't it?
Yep and honestly a little unnerving .. LOLOL
Who’s your daddy?
Senator Mullet was named after his daddys. Whom his mom has narrowed down to either her cousin Mark, or her other cousin Wayne.
Aahhh, I seeee..... Combined with brain damage from his fighting career, well, this explains so much.
Look at his ears. Fighting career didn’t go so well, that dude spent a lot of time riding the canvas!
And here I thought he was going for a vegetative cauliflower fashion statement.
Important caveat, though. Mark and Wayne are cousins, not brothers. That would be icky.
Anyone have friends named Markwayne? Just asking. I don't know anyone who named their kids like that. I think his mom wanted twins. Just put on the red nose and big shoes and he will be dressed as well as named appropriately for the White House and its ballroom.
I’m sure his siblings, Frannymaebeatrice, Tammysueellen, Timothypoindexterbob and, of course the youngest, Bubba, would beg to differ. “Everyone in these here parts likes long, fancy and complex-like names. Makes us feel ‘mport’nt,” says Frannymaebeatrice. “(Mamma got tired of conjurin’ up names by the time Bubba came ‘round.) Markwayne was Mamma’s favorite.”
Oi oi oi, Wis, you got me ROTFLMAO!!! (knew I shoulda vacuumed)
Don't roll on our floor, either, Floofie! You gave me a good laugh. Thank you for that. MWAH! ❤️
MWAH back atcha, grrrlfriend!!!
😅😅
He is the baby of 7 Okie kids. Tells us everything we need to know.
Silly me! I should have researched. I know nothing - nothing - about markwayne except that he's Oklahoman and has an attitude and temper problem; and he's devoted to trump and trump's beliefs. That's enough. But I totally f'd up his family situation in my imagined scenario, lol! I gave him fewer siblings and made bubba the youngest. Sorry! :) :) :)
Your creativity is over the top today, Wis! TOTALLY NAILED IT!
(and made me laugh aloud, heartily!)
🙏💕 (thank you!)
If confirmed, I’m sure MarkWayne/WayneMark “Mullet” Mullen, will be rewarded with an oversized pair of shiny black Florsheim shoes.
Oh goody! He so deserves his own big flapping pair -- to match his big flapping mouth.
To MarkWayne:
Have a nice trip
See ya next fall
BRILLIANT! Love me some really great puns!!!
Senator Mullet was named after his dads. Whom his mom has narrowed down to either her cousin Mark, or her other cousin Wayne.
(Bwahahaha!)
I think I read his mommy intended "Wayne" to be his middle name, but was too dumb to put a space between the two names on the form.
Andy, This is one of your best! The other patients in the doctor's office thought I was having a seizure!! 🤣
Mullins: overnamed and underbrained. Another sad example of Oklahoma education and maggot rot.
Andy 2 in 1 day. Fantastic fun!
Did he somehow catch trump’s nasty neck rash, or is he just literally hot under the collar?