WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In retaliation for Donald J. Trump’s threatened tariffs, on Saturday Mexico, Canada, and China cut off Elon Musk’s supply of ketamine, “effective immediately.”
The decision drew howls of protest from Musk, who said that the ketamine embargo would interfere with his effort to make the federal government as efficient and profitable as X.
But the leaders of the three nations seemed unmoved, telling the American people in a joint statement, “You’ll thank us for this.”
Revoke whatever "citizenship" status he has and deport...
Take back all of his government contracts. That will save billions of dollars and his DOGE will no longer be needed.