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Revoke whatever "citizenship" status he has and deport...

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Who would take him? Not even the little green men on Mars who would be shouting " GET OFF MY PLANET!"

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He can have one of those beds in Guantanamo.

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I’m sure that would be considered “cruel and unusual punishment” for the other inmates of the facility …

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Countries who want $$ would take him.

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Those who don't realize he's after theirs.

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There's no such thing as free money. Countries who want Elonia's moolah will learn that it goes to few and it comes at a price.

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One of the African countries farther North from where he grew up and learned his …

“Values.”

Cough, cough, hack, hack

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Hey D O'D: Remember, he was born in Africa, now he's an American citizen.......that makes him an African-American. right? 2/2/25

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True, he is African-American. I don't believe other African Americans want anything to do with him.

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Love it!

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Good!

Send him to Russia, then—I'm sure Putin will HAPPILY take his money.

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... and then push him out a window from a very, very tall building.

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Ah, defenestration! A classic old European way of dealing with pesky Musk-rats.

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LOL! Good one!

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He surely has dual citizenship - SA.

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Musk holds American, Canadian, and S.African citizenship.

However, there is some question as to the legality of his American status.

By the time anyone does anything about it, he will probably have erased

all records of it.

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Yes I've read abt his student visa for college, then he didn't attend. Maybe it needs tevocation

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Methinks Shady Vance’s owner Peter Thiel is also a triple citizen: Germany, New Zealand and USA. Let’s yank the last one.

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I don't think that America recognizes triple citizenship - I could be wrong, but I don't think so. But, it won't matter because these days anybody who would uphold the Law would opt not to in exchange for money. That might be the loophole that gets Elonia thrown out when he starts to get on the nerves of Felon47, but nobody will lift a finger until that time.

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“The United States does not formally recognize or allow triple citizenship. U.S. citizenship can be acquired through birth within the territory or through naturalization, but the U.S. government does not regulate or restrict the acquisition of additional citizenships by U.S. citizens. However, individuals with multiple citizenships are still required to comply with U.S. laws and regulations while in the country.“ from Wikipedia

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Thanks, Lucy Gavin. That's what I thought I remembered.

The problem in 2025 is the question of who is going to force rich people to comply with U.S. laws and regulations? It seems to be nobody, as far as I can tell.

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Get him outta here

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don’t call him Shirley.

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Karen Mayberry quoting from one of the greatest comedies ever written. Well done!

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And kudos for noting the source. I'm laffing just thinking about it!

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Choking on my coffee. Good one, Karen Mayberry!

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If he has dual citizenship with SA then it should be easy to send him back there.

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He lied on his citizenship application. He is an illegal alien and felon.

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I knew it! The Dumpster is against all immigrants – except those who he marries – and now he’s got himself a “co-president” who is himself an immigrant …

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Birthright presiduncy?

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LOL

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And the richest man in the world, Steve, which seems to outweigh his crimes, bigotry, antisocial tendencies and Nazi leanings, at least in

MAGA minds.

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Yep: back to South Africa.

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Someplace worse. I have too many good friends in South Africa. Good people who don't deserve the likes of him.

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How about the radioactive wasteland that is the Bikini Atoll? Drop him off and leave him to devolve back to his Morlock roots

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Samoa- so he can contract measles.(kidding, they don't deserve him either)

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Noo....not Samoa. They are very nice people.

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And throw in a free bikini.

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Mankind was meant to see many things. A Muskrat in a bikini isn't one of them.

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Well, he moved to Texas. We need to find a worse place than that to deport him to.

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Is there such a place? Sounds like quite the challenge to find.

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Together with Felon Trump to Guantanamo.

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Yes. Florida.

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Oh, yeah. I forgot: he already lives in this swamp.

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Oh, yeah, much trumpery there. But there are also some good, decent, sane people. Friends who's wintered there since retiring finally sold their NJ house and made the move permanent. They are teeth-gnashers and cussers when it comes to trump. And they're not the only ones. Or so I hear.

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Thinking, thinking, thinking …

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I understand your concern for your SA friends, Shake Topalian. But, we have Dump and Miller and Bannon and half of our current government to deal with. Let's spread the crazy around - we shouldn't need to have so much of it here. Let SA have some of their crazy back - they'll still be doing better than we are.

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Yes, spare South Africa. Just muzzle Musk. Or send him to St. Helena or Elba sans social media.

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Let him wash dishes in his brother's diner.

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To which restaurant would you be referring?

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Back to HELL

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I’m not sure that Hades would have him — or if they even have the space in the Robber Barons room …

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I agree, Linda. That's where his character -- or lack thereof -- was molded. His spiritual home.Oh, but that was during apartheid, wasn't it? He might not like it there, now. Even more reason to send him back.

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Why punish S. Africa? The punishment is for Elonia and the best punishment for him and the planet is a vasectomy.

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My thoughts exactly!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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AMEN!

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Ann, how about making it a two-for-one deal and chaining the deported "Auntie-EM" to Bannon for life?

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Absolutely. Deport him to Mars. Now.

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He once stated: "I want to die on Mars... but not on impact."

Either way works for me.

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I don't care if he dies on Mars of old age -- as long as he starts now.

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Freeze his assets while deporting him for violating his VISA

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WE should evoke his birth certificate. Make him prove he is really human. I have my doubts. Give him that test they had for replicants in Blade Runner.

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Lol, William! I’m for the replicant test 😆

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back to South Africa.

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I’d revoke more than his citizenship

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I suspect most of his busineses are online... I hold people like him as a model for who not to emulate1

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Take back all of his government contracts. That will save billions of dollars and his DOGE will no longer be needed.

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My thoughts exactly. Boycott all his products.

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And deny any future govt contracts and subsidies.

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That would really hurt. You’ve got our vote.

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Too many things would fall out of sky. We’ve let him own too much of what we call “American.”

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Ontario Province in Canada canceled his Starlink contract today. That’s their most prosperous and developed Province, home of Toronto. Muskrat will surely feel that cut.

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Bannon promised to rip off Elon's face - give Bannon permission to carry out said promise.

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Doncha just love the infighting! Maybe Bannon will go the way of Rompthrutheswampy!

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“Rompthrutheswampy”🤣🤣

Brilliant!!!

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Oh, Kandy, that is so-o-o good. I just put down my bowl of oatmeal because, every time I think I've calmed down enough to take another spoonful, I start to guffaw again.

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😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Rompthrutheswampy--I love it!!!

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Hopefully towing trumpy and musky behind him. The smell will kill any one behind him

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I call him Ramaswamy-ding-dong!🤣

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😂😂🔥

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I didn't know about the face-ripping promise. It's funny coming from Bannon, he, too, being no great beauty.

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Ah, but the shirts, the shirts (all 10 of 'em).

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Bad L. R. I forgot the shirts. Am I correct that he and they were introduced on 60 Minutes around Fashion Week? That must be it. He is destined to be America's next top model. He and a former model, yclept Melania, will run off together. I won't say that they'll live happily ever after, but only that they'll be the hell away from us.

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Elonia and Melanoma -- both suck the Dump.

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My guess is that Melanoma doesn't so much as touch the dump. Elonia, on the other hand, might, but I think it must be a mutual endeavor.

Hey, I haven't heard "Melanoma" before. Itworks. Another good one that someone came up with is Melaria.

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Hey, whoa there, Hugh Jarce, if that is who you really are. Why did the email say that "Dave Connick" replied to my post and, then, when I hover my cursor over your HJ name, "@farquharsonarbuthnot" shows up? I'm trying to give this last a funny reading to find the secret, but only get the "far qu." What's up? Youth wants to know.

Oh, never mind. Google showed the long-ago marriage and issue of the union of a Farquharson and an Arbuthnot. I'm not up to reading about them at the moment.

Oh, and I just got the Hugh Jarce. Shame you for coming up with these things or shame on me for not catching on at the start?

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Haha. All three are one and the same person. Thank Marty Feldman for the Farqueharson name when taking the piss out of the English aristocracy in one of his skits. And Hugh Jarce was a name a beloved English cricket commentator shared in a book he wrote.

Cheers.

DC.

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You have just provided the answer to a puzzle that's puzzled me: Why it is that cricket always seemed such a tacky sport.

Happy February!

LRA

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Put them in a fight cage and let them go at each other. I'd pay to see that.

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My thoughts EXACTLY!

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Bannon seems to have backed down. Someone must have told him to cool his jets, or else.

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I also noticed that Bannon seems to have backed down, in the same way that Joni Ernst backed down on Hegseth. Do you think that behind the scenes Elon Musk is paying them off to change their minds?

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Is there a doubt?

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There is no such thing for either Musk or Trump as “too low to go”.

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Or someone is threatening them

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Hope so!

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Proof plus that Trump really doesn't care about his "populist MAGA vase")

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He never has, never does, and never will. The Convicted Felon only cares about himself.

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He just wanted their votes. Only cares about himself. Muskrat and the rest will see that too. Hope sooner than later.

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