Mexico Nabs Pam Bondi Trying to Sneak Across Border

TIJUANA (The Borowitz Report)—On the eve of her scheduled testimony before the House Oversight Committee, Pam Bondi was caught by the Mexican border patrol on Thursday as she attempted to sneak across the southern border.

The former attorney general, dressed in what was described as ninja-like attire, was nabbed as she tried to hoist herself over the bor…