😂😂Indeed ! Pouf ! Abracadabra! Andy, your humor is the perfect antidote to the horrors of the evening news and as restorative as a pink gin fizz! 😉Couldn’t Kristi have joined Pam as a fellow clamberer? Cookie and Mousse and all their doggie cohorts would celebrate! 😂💕
Last I heard about Kristi was that she was still living in military housing assigned to the head of the Coast Guard. He wants the house back; she wants to stay there.
Got my absolute first chuckle of the day. I can always count on you Andy to make me laugh and at least for a little while not worry about what the moron in chief is doing today.
If she shows up it will be the same old MAGA crap, the Rethuglicans will try to protect her with softball questions, while the Democrats will ask questions that should be answered and she will bring up the stock market or tell us what a great president that Dump is! If she makes that statement she should be charged with perjury.
Have y'all heard Tim Snyder's American diplomacy in under 60 seconds? It's chef's kiss. I'll try and share the link here but don't know if it'll work...
Peter Thiel, apparently, (The Independent) is buying property, meeting privately with Javier Milei and is moving parts of his life to Argentina. After he and his brethren tech bros 🤮 talked endlessly about reshaping society, this intel feels less like a vacation and more like contingency planning.
Anyway, when people seem to be *quietly* locating lifeboats, I pay attention...
I'm casting a vote for a trébuchet. It's a kind of catapult, but with the added advantage that the word in Old French (c. 12th century) means to "overthrow." It's capable of hurling a few hundred pounds, so, in theory at least, Pam Bondage could be joined by Kristi No-Mam. I understand it was easy to reload, so we could eliminate the entire cabinet, plus some of the more revolting hangers-on, in no time.
😆 You’re so considerate , MaryAnn! Unfortunately, that ship has sailed: trump has already thoroughly alienated and polluted our neighbors (and the whole world.).
So we basically end up with a game of tennis -- we lob her that way, they slam her back with a note attached "Oh hell no!" We re-lob, they catapult her back. We cannot expect a love match here.
Nay nay, Bruce -- a nicely punny bit of horsing around! But I am gonna call it for Claudia -- despite our furious lobbing, the deucy gossip has it that THAT Prez has got game, set and match. Shamela's been netted and put on ICE.
LOVE THIS!!! And hmmm... got me thinking... Any way we can toss T-wad over the wall and then refuse to take him back based on that same principle? Or if they toss him back, we lob him right back over based on that same principle?
I would swear this photo is the same one as another photo showing the head of Kristi Noem., on this same body, with the same clothing, in the same position, climbing over the same wall. Are the two "celebrities" interchangeable? Is there just one body, but two heads, used at different times? Please do explain this. It is scientifically so interesting! :-) !!
I love the deliciously ironic switcharoo you’ve created here, Andy! I can picture the flipped messaging by Mexico, modeled after trump’s about [any and all] immigrants in the US; it will be delivered as a national alert:
“After a local fisherman spotted Pam Bondi on the Mexico side of the border wall, he immediately “went home and locked the door,” he says, “And I called the police right away!” Tijuanan police are now spread out and searching the entire area for the former AG of the United States, now illegal alien roaming our streets, Ms. Pamela Bondi. Federal agents are expected on the scene soon.
“This just in - we now have confirmation: Many more Republican politicians are expected to swarm over the border into Mexico! Beware!These people are pedophiliacs, rapists, the worst of the worst criminals! It is imperative not to trust one word they say! Get your children inside and guard your couches! They rape the couches! Like immigrants eat the pets in the US - the Republican politicians actually rape the couches!”
This wise message will interrupt regular programming in Mexico every two hours.
(😉😏. Shh! Don’t say it too loud - trump might overhear and have the exodus stopped before they leave the US! We want’em out and I hear Mexican jail/prison is not fun. 🤞)
(Mum's the word then... Let the screams of joy be contained until the exodus has concluded.)
We can help **surreptitiously of course** those departing -- gladly accepted will be donations of catapults, ropes, sweatbands, shovels [for the rat-fuckers who prefer to dig under], and lemonade stands so they can't use dehydration as an excuse to not go on. Let's give these guys a helping heave-ho! See ya! Buh-bye!
Breaking News: Both Mexico and Canada have announced that they will be building detention centers to hold illegal Republicans crossing their borders while waiting for the slower than usual immigration courts. "We will model these detention centers after the American version complete with overcrowding, minimal bathroom amenities and lack of medical facilities."
America continues to be a role model for the world, setting high efficiency standards in death camp conditions (an honor previously held by Nazi Germany.)
I can see it now, a convoy of US government vans headed south, hoping to find a South American country that will not extradite the pedophilias, rapists, and most of all the tRump family members that have stolen billions from this country. Hopefully most of the MAGAts will follow Dumpy.
The photo - brilliant! Confucius was right: it's worth 1,000 words. And (no surprise), your last line, Andy, is as perfect as is the photo: “Today was Pam Bondi,” she warned. “Tomorrow could be Ken Paxton.”
Loved the headlines about Blondie facing "serious cancer diagnosis." Cancer, yes. Serious? No. Thyroid cancer is one of the easiest cancers to treat, and almost always ends in a cure. (98% 5-year survival rate.) C'mon MSM! Do a little research before you sensationalize. Oh. I forgot. You ALWAYS sensationalize.
I can't stand her, but as a cancer survivor as well as a health care provider, sorry, I have to say that a cancer diagnosis is always serious in some way. Thyroid surgery can go very wrong, as can radiation, and subsequent thyroid replacement can be tricky.
It was easier for the Epstein files to disappear.
😂😂Indeed ! Pouf ! Abracadabra! Andy, your humor is the perfect antidote to the horrors of the evening news and as restorative as a pink gin fizz! 😉Couldn’t Kristi have joined Pam as a fellow clamberer? Cookie and Mousse and all their doggie cohorts would celebrate! 😂💕
Last I heard about Kristi was that she was still living in military housing assigned to the head of the Coast Guard. He wants the house back; she wants to stay there.
Last I heard, Lynn, is that the "Peace Board" she was supposedly
hired to serve on has been disbanded and the substantial funding
has disappeared. Guess the military can give her the boot.
gee, what a surprise to find that the money has disappeared....
Oh no! Are you saying that she’ll go back to South Dakota and then maybe run for office?How many places can we name where she’s not wanted?
Faster to name where she is....a LOT faster
I am sorry, but I still find their collective arrogance-on-meth beyond belief !
Best laugh I’ve had today!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That photo with your caption is hysterically funny instead of hysterical making. Thank you!
The wild turkeys gobbling outside my window seem to like this piece, Mr. B.
Got my absolute first chuckle of the day. I can always count on you Andy to make me laugh and at least for a little while not worry about what the moron in chief is doing today.
In light of recent events, Mexico has decided to pay for the wall.
Canada says they want one, too.
That got an actual laugh-out-loud from me, Al. Perfect.
I always find Al's comments to be funny. He's a natural, apparently.
And that one was pitch-perfect.
Me too, Irna.
I like that she almost looks like she jumping out of a dumpster. She’ll feel like it tomorrow if she shows up. 🤣. lol
If she shows up it will be the same old MAGA crap, the Rethuglicans will try to protect her with softball questions, while the Democrats will ask questions that should be answered and she will bring up the stock market or tell us what a great president that Dump is! If she makes that statement she should be charged with perjury.
Ann Telnaes' latest post shows DJT floating on a dumpster swimming pool, so your comment is visually astute.
Ann's cartoon was/is marvelous.
Ann is brilliant - but that's not news !!!
Have y'all heard Tim Snyder's American diplomacy in under 60 seconds? It's chef's kiss. I'll try and share the link here but don't know if it'll work...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DY4-7jZB_zO/
It works. So does Snyder's explanation. 🤣
👌🏻
Better start working on it now. Can you imagine how many will be heading for the exit once the Republicans start losing elections?
We don’t want them in Canada and I’m sure Mexico doesn’t either. Maybe Putin would take them ?
They'd better learn how to be useful or
he'll send them to the Ukranian front.
He's about out of Russians.
Now that would be something. ‼️
Peter Thiel, apparently, (The Independent) is buying property, meeting privately with Javier Milei and is moving parts of his life to Argentina. After he and his brethren tech bros 🤮 talked endlessly about reshaping society, this intel feels less like a vacation and more like contingency planning.
Anyway, when people seem to be *quietly* locating lifeboats, I pay attention...
We will see more of those bros exiting before November. I heard something about rats leaving a sinking ship.
From your lips... 🙏🏻
The Hoover Institute should go on a massive expansion and build a place for the homeless republicans.
So funny. Thanks, I needed a laugh today.
And who can blame them?!?
This like is from a Canadian!!
HAHAHA. So funny!
And additional height requirements.
Hilarious!
<snort laugh>
I would like one of those walls too please.
I would have offered to drive her over the border.
Or catapult her.
Thank you, Wis. I am not a mean person, but I needed the whimsy. And the chuckle (well, ok, the snort).
😂😂. Yes please!!!
I'm casting a vote for a trébuchet. It's a kind of catapult, but with the added advantage that the word in Old French (c. 12th century) means to "overthrow." It's capable of hurling a few hundred pounds, so, in theory at least, Pam Bondage could be joined by Kristi No-Mam. I understand it was easy to reload, so we could eliminate the entire cabinet, plus some of the more revolting hangers-on, in no time.
👏👏
Sounds great, but will it pitch them as far as Russia? we don't want to pollute or alienate our nearest neighbors!!
😆 You’re so considerate , MaryAnn! Unfortunately, that ship has sailed: trump has already thoroughly alienated and polluted our neighbors (and the whole world.).
Good one !
Excellent mental picture thank you!
Driving her would be a chance for a nice friendly chat about the Epstein files.
😂😂
It's just that Mexico doesn't deserve having her inflicted on them.
OMG, we live about 20 minutes from there. We're rushing down to help foist Pam over the wall.
It's a hoist & foist operation -- hoist her over & foist her on Mexico (apologies, Claudia).
Of course we can expect them to catapult her right back.
If I lived closer, I'd rush to join in.
That's the bad part of all this. We can let republicans escape to Mexico, we can even help them, but Mexico will just send them back.
I know, I know. Dammit!
So we basically end up with a game of tennis -- we lob her that way, they slam her back with a note attached "Oh hell no!" We re-lob, they catapult her back. We cannot expect a love match here.
could be a Monty Python skit ("I fart in your general direction!")
I love that notion! They'd do this brilliantly -- like the blanc mange tennis match one.
Not even some deucey gossip. OMG, I am getting worse !
Nay nay, Bruce -- a nicely punny bit of horsing around! But I am gonna call it for Claudia -- despite our furious lobbing, the deucy gossip has it that THAT Prez has got game, set and match. Shamela's been netted and put on ICE.
Well done ! We are getting dangerous !
can't say I blame Mexico, but perhaps if we send them with a couple boxes of pork shoulder . . .?
I think you're onto something there -- bribery could naught but help our cause. Perhaps throw in a a Dodge Ram Charger to bolster?
Foist her on her own dotard!
Brilliant word play, Paul! Love it!
Trumpty says he doesn't want criminals coming in from Mexico, so he may decide to throw her right back over that wall!
LOVE THIS!!! And hmmm... got me thinking... Any way we can toss T-wad over the wall and then refuse to take him back based on that same principle? Or if they toss him back, we lob him right back over based on that same principle?
Geez, Floof....I don't think they could come
up with a trebuchet big enough, do you?
Hey, they had some mighty big ones in Lord of the Rings -- if they can do it, so can we! And we're trebly inspired.
have ICE waiting for her at the border, if she tries to make it back into the States
Hah! Slam!
hahaha I was expecting the Punch Line to say "for medical coverage"
I would swear this photo is the same one as another photo showing the head of Kristi Noem., on this same body, with the same clothing, in the same position, climbing over the same wall. Are the two "celebrities" interchangeable? Is there just one body, but two heads, used at different times? Please do explain this. It is scientifically so interesting! :-) !!
A 2 headed snake perhaps? Bondi should be happy that she doesn't look like a puppy, Noem would have shot her by now.
Have you ever seen them together?
good point!
I guess we have discovered, or at least corroborated the alternative reflex response to danger. Instead of fight or flight, it is now “Lie or Fly”.
Good one! Ya got that right!
😜😜😜
Love your humor don’t know if I could get through this without it !! Thanks
I love the deliciously ironic switcharoo you’ve created here, Andy! I can picture the flipped messaging by Mexico, modeled after trump’s about [any and all] immigrants in the US; it will be delivered as a national alert:
“After a local fisherman spotted Pam Bondi on the Mexico side of the border wall, he immediately “went home and locked the door,” he says, “And I called the police right away!” Tijuanan police are now spread out and searching the entire area for the former AG of the United States, now illegal alien roaming our streets, Ms. Pamela Bondi. Federal agents are expected on the scene soon.
“This just in - we now have confirmation: Many more Republican politicians are expected to swarm over the border into Mexico! Beware!These people are pedophiliacs, rapists, the worst of the worst criminals! It is imperative not to trust one word they say! Get your children inside and guard your couches! They rape the couches! Like immigrants eat the pets in the US - the Republican politicians actually rape the couches!”
This wise message will interrupt regular programming in Mexico every two hours.
O Dios mio! Brilliant, Wis! Have they had top secret intel that JD is headed their way, too?
(😉😏. Shh! Don’t say it too loud - trump might overhear and have the exodus stopped before they leave the US! We want’em out and I hear Mexican jail/prison is not fun. 🤞)
(Mum's the word then... Let the screams of joy be contained until the exodus has concluded.)
We can help **surreptitiously of course** those departing -- gladly accepted will be donations of catapults, ropes, sweatbands, shovels [for the rat-fuckers who prefer to dig under], and lemonade stands so they can't use dehydration as an excuse to not go on. Let's give these guys a helping heave-ho! See ya! Buh-bye!
😅👏Fabulous!
"Exodus." Yes, like cockroaches after the premises have been sprayed for pests. May they end up on their backs with their legs feebly flailing.
😅
Breaking News: Both Mexico and Canada have announced that they will be building detention centers to hold illegal Republicans crossing their borders while waiting for the slower than usual immigration courts. "We will model these detention centers after the American version complete with overcrowding, minimal bathroom amenities and lack of medical facilities."
excellent!
America continues to be a role model for the world, setting high efficiency standards in death camp conditions (an honor previously held by Nazi Germany.)
I can see it now, a convoy of US government vans headed south, hoping to find a South American country that will not extradite the pedophilias, rapists, and most of all the tRump family members that have stolen billions from this country. Hopefully most of the MAGAts will follow Dumpy.
Jerr, I would recommend avoiding Venezuela
<standing ovation>
And the NYSE and NASDAQ rose in after hours trading!
"OF PAMELA BONDAGE"
GACK!
When Stephen Miller was caught burrowing under the wall, he said "Well what did you expect, some climb, rodents dig."
And the snakes follow the rodents since they don't do anything but slither around on their bellies, just like Miller.
Consistent with his ratfuckery.
loved the SNL skit
"Where'd Stephen Miller go?"
"Dunno someone brought in a bible and Miller ran away- up i the rafters i think"
LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! ( send her Cecot, if El Salvador will take her)
Cecot, El Salvador.....wonder how much we would need to pay them.
Claudia is right. There are just a handful of Republicans who aren't criminals.
The photo - brilliant! Confucius was right: it's worth 1,000 words. And (no surprise), your last line, Andy, is as perfect as is the photo: “Today was Pam Bondi,” she warned. “Tomorrow could be Ken Paxton.”
Loved the headlines about Blondie facing "serious cancer diagnosis." Cancer, yes. Serious? No. Thyroid cancer is one of the easiest cancers to treat, and almost always ends in a cure. (98% 5-year survival rate.) C'mon MSM! Do a little research before you sensationalize. Oh. I forgot. You ALWAYS sensationalize.
Methinks she just talked too much and wore herself out.
All the lies created a malignancy.
Yes. And perhaps the same for noman's husband -- he caught it from her.
lol!
I can't stand her, but as a cancer survivor as well as a health care provider, sorry, I have to say that a cancer diagnosis is always serious in some way. Thyroid surgery can go very wrong, as can radiation, and subsequent thyroid replacement can be tricky.
I truly appreciate your comment. I think I'm just so fed up with the MSM that I'll find something wrong with whatever they write.
Papillary or follicular usually go we.. But if it's C-cell or anaplastic, another story.
That's if it's papillary or follicular. C-cell or anaplastic may not be that simple. But the former two are the most common.