I'm truly glad you liked it. I called the song "Childless Cat Lady's Mean-Spirited Payback Song"---being, as it is, a mean-spirited attack on someone's vanity and looks---but sometimes you've got to pop that bubble. And it made me laugh. The ending was especially to my liking.
President Sheinbaum also renamed Mar Lago the "Templo Mayor North" -- which is destined to be a UNESCO World Heritage site and an archaeological site showcasing the remnants of the American temple that fell into disarray after the Aztec-like maga rule ended precipitously on Jan. 20, 2029.
But Trump wants to make FEMA history and make the states pay for their own disasters. Because what is a federal government for, except to federalize the profits and state-ize the losses.
My Italian greyhound Molly and I stayed away from the latest Trump MAGA news this morning and just focused on sharing a tasty breakfast and staring deeply into each other's eyes. Highly recommended! Of course I'm in the office now and I can start my work week with Andy and friends. Not a bad strategy...
Love it. Plus tricky to have a graphic for Justa Dick...of course tge Brits have some breakfast sausage, I think, that contains the word "dick", but the name escapes me presently. I need another cup of coffee!😅😅😅
It's a "spotted dick" and it's a "pudding", or rather, a very moist cake with currents. And a sweet, creamy sauce over it. I had it served in a mound (rather than a slice) in a bowl. It was one of my faves while living in London in the 80s.
I didn't.think there was ever a question that he was the Hillbilly Couch Fucker. Forever and ever.
I have to say I honestly don't know who I read last week who called him the "sectional sexpest" (for sectional sofas in case no one gets it). Hysterical.
I usually reserve my "please don't insult" comments to ones about animals, but as one who has had a lifelong love of avocados, guac or no, I will say please don't insult avocados that way. Even though I believe your description of Justa is accurate.
I know what you mean, Susan -- I also have enjoyed a lifelong love of avos in all sorts of iterations (have you chunked it and plopped it into egg drop soup with cilantro & green onions [scallions] before serving? OMG -- wondrously yummy!). But guac has always been my big favorite when fresh... HOWEVER, that said, I do love Jeff Johnson's take (way above now) on a new nickname for Vance: "How about Groveling Underling & Assaulter of Couches (GUAC)" -- despite the insult to guacamole, it is a rather perfect coupling with TACO.
Hi Floofie. I have never tried your delicious sounding version of egg drop soup. What I grew up on, thanks to neighbors on either side with avocado trees, was bologna and avocado on egg bread. Never got tired of that. These days, I'm much more into cilantro (living on the border with Mexico will do that to you). I do agree with you about the nickname for Vance, despite the insult. BTW, I hate to insult tacos, too. During the 2016 election I heard way too much from trump about how awful taco trucks are. To this day I smile when I see a taco truck, and cheer it on.
The egg drop soup is just lovely! INGREDIENTS: a carton of organic free range, low sodium chix broth; AND ramen IF YOU WANT -- e.g., organic purple sweet potato & buckwheat ramen (use a half block) or organic brown rice & buck-wheat ramen, depending on what you like and can get. You do NOT have to include ramen! Get that going -- bring to boil and lower to low boil to cook ramen. Meanwhile slice up 2 or 3 scallions, depending on size, white parts included. Also rough chop some cilantro, and set aside. Same deal with chunking the avos -- cut up and set aside. EGGS -- my preference is free range, humanely raised, and organic. Better taste & nutritional value. Also I feel lots better knowing the chickens were well-treated. So the eggs: use 2 or 3 depending on whether you're serving 1 or 2 peeps. You can whip them in a bowl and then drizzle them into the low boiling broth. OR you can just dump them unmixed into the broth -- the yolks will likely remain whole and just cook to a jammy doneness. The whites become stringy noodle-like shreds. Now add the scallions -- and some spinach too if you like. TO SERVE: divide between bowls -- then top with avo chunks & cilantro. I also add (1) some olive oil (organic preferred if possible) drizzled on, (2) some heat: sprinkle with cayenne or drizzle some Tapatio, (3) for a tad of extra oomph & umami, add a little Braggs Liquid Aminos, and (4) lemon juice -- as you please in terms of lemoniness -- but ESSENTIAL I think. You can also throw in some garlic powder or minced garlic if you wish. There you have it! GOOD STUFF. Give it a whirl and tell me what you think, ok?
Floofie, it's on my menu for Saturday. I also wanted to tell you that if you like beautiful chickens, check out the Civil Discourse Substack - it's good legal info with Joyce Vance. She shares pictures of her chickens as well as her dogs and cat. The chicken pics are a wonderful respite from all the stuff going on.
Ooh! We have very similar tastes in food. I buy Vital Farms organic eggs, from pastured chickens, small farms. The best tasting eggs I've ever had. I would have to do without the ramen or other carbs - I'm pre-diabetic and trying to stay away from most carbs. We just did grocery shopping today, so I would have to go back and get the scallions and avocado, and probably more chicken broth because I only have 2 cups. But then I'm serving two old people who don't eat all that much. And I'd have to get the hot sauce. I buy as much pasture raised/ grass-fed meat, milk, eggs, as possible. I also buy organic produce. I have gotten hooked on Kasandrinos Organic Olive oil - it mixes with balsamic vinegar without any kind of emulsifier, and tastes very good, too. I may have to wait until next week to try this, but promise to let you know how it turns out.
A kindred spirit! I'm delighted! I'll have to check out the Kasandrinos Organic Olive oil -- always looking for a real deal, good tasting organic olive oil, preferably unfiltered first cold press EVOO. I used to use Carapelli, but they zoomed way up out of my price range. Same goes for Spectrum. Wah! As a diabetic who controls my A1c via good diet, the ramen, especially one made of purple sweet potatoes & buckwheat, shouldn't mess with you if you use small portions. I break my ramen block in half, then I halve the halves, so using just a quarter block. I must confess that I also use organic free range beef bone broth -- 1/3 to 1/2 that and the rest chix broth. This ups the protein count and offsets the carbs. Olive oil also offsets the carbs. Plus EVOO, greens, and avocado add an anti-inflammatory measure, which is a dang good thing! This is a very flexible non-recipe recipe, so have fun and play around! Love you, Susan! P.S. -- I forgot the lemon, so edited above recipe and added lemon juice.
It's just so easy to get Trump's wee widdle goat, lock it in the basement and throw away the key. When your whole life is nothing but an empty house of shit, literally anybody can walk up to you and just "flush" you away...!
Hey now, no insulting goats please. They are wicked smart, a thousand times smarter than tRump could ever hope to be. Although I doubt he has any aspirations toward intelligence, he just wants money, and the things money can buy, and people bowing down to him. Am starting to experience some nausea so will stop now.
BTW, my weekly Spanish teacher on Zoom is a wonderful young Mexican man, and he's always completely startled to learn about the next ridiculous thing Rumpo is doing. He didn't even know they "renamed" the Gulf of Mexico. Kinda shrugged it off.
😂 Selling Melanoma's jewelry leftovers. Like a yard sale. Bibles, sneakers, watches, perfume and aftershave, gold tchotchkes, the Fight Fight Fight posters (signed with autopen). Melania's $450 coffee table book, DVDs of her Amazon documentary...it's endless.
They'll have to spend $1 million to repave the streets from them. They'll have to hire more air traffic controllers if they fly into Washington. 🛩
Annette, did you hear the story about the MAGA man who bought one of his $650 rose gold colored watches for his wife (made in China, natch) and when they got it and opened the box it said RUMP instead of TRUMP 😂😂😂😂😂
Sued the company that sells them for undue stress and ruining his wife's birthday so they sent him $800 to shut him up. I'm sure I read it in the Murdoch rag from London the Daily Mail or my local Murdoch rag, the NY Post.I was hysterically laughing when I read it!
at first I thought you were talking about the June 14 parade . . . LOL... the sheep will only make it worse!
I did hear that story but didn't know how it ended. I'm glad he posted the story, because it is hysterical. I would have paid him for the Rump watch, just to wear it at protest rallies . . . LOL
No repair the streets and airport to fly the hoardes in to SHOP lol. If the guy was smart he would AUCTION the RUMP watch or sell it on eBay. . Probably make a fortune ka-ching 💰
We live in San Diego, about 15 miles inland in a community called Del Cerro. I now refer to it as Del Cerro-by-the-sea to "jazz up" our address a bit. Taking a cue from Jabba the gut.
Me too, but one time I was on my Ipad that has an ad blocker so I clicked on a link from someone reputable on substack and as usual it was deranged and immediately got out, went into my Safari settings to see what one click on his website with an adblocker left. Cookies, like 50mb of garbage. Immediately deleted everything which I do anyway on every device.
He's amazing. He knows most of us don't want to hear or see anything by Trump, but he feels it's important to know how the other side thinks. And it's been brilliant.Next to Andy, and Ron and a few others, they are my top 5 most important substacks of the day...
Frau Katze, you've never heard of the Meidas Touch Network? I wish there was a streaming MTN channel with all of their writers and shows in one place. Ben and his 2 brothers started a podcast during covid and it has grown to almost 5 million subscribers. Ben was an atty and gave it up to do this full time, but he's also a law professor. Sports law. They are on substack (meidasplus.com) they have a YT channel, Apple podcasts, have recently been interviewed by our Andy, Katie Couric and others. Pro-democracy, independent media. Many international members. They interview lots of politicians. They put out tons of videos and news all day long. So many incredible show and people associated with them and the newest is Katie Phang. A lot have their own substacks, but I and many members think the jewel in their crown is Ron Filipkowski who is their editor-in-chief. There is nobody like an ex-Repub conservative lawyer turned Democrat because they have been to the dark side and back and know everyone and everything. . Every night he writes a newsletter that all of us live for. We even ask him how he survives it. The reason is simple. Most of us cannot bear the thought of listening to, looking at or engaging in anything to do with the Manchurian Cantaloupe and his band of fascist lunatics and MAGA, so he does it for us. He says you have to know how the enemy thinks to fight them. And Ron's podcast with British journalist Anthony Davis on Wed is one of the best shows. It's called Uncovered. I never miss it. Even though I am a ifetime Dem ( and admit shamefully I have some Trumper relatives) I have found some of my favorite voices to listen to are ex-repub conservatives. And then after I remove my one foot that is out the window from the bad news I come here to my happy place TBR with Liberty TACOS, Elon and his Cybertrucks and our Quislings.
You're welcome Lynn! I get some of my best names from other substackers. I confess I didn't make it up myself, but it's one of my faves. It's so perfect for him. Keep it going! 💕
Love it and also Karoline as Taco Belle. But I live in New Hampshire and in 2022 she ran for Congress in my district. After her second commercial, I knew she was Fascist Barbie. Still not sure if they cloned Pam Bondi to create her or she's the love child of Pam and Tom Homan. So grateful to her parents to spelling her name with a K as in Klan and for me Kristian nationalists.
it's enlightening to see "before" photos of sweet Karoline when she was a dorky, ordinary looking college athlete. her entire appearance has been remodeled to be the apparition she is at the moment. Sad and pathetic.
Did you ever see the "before" of Pious Pam Blondi? Or Alina Habba? Or young Melania in Slovenia...the "model" It's a prerequisite in order to be in Trumpworld, you must lose weight, must be blond, must have veneers, must have botox, face lifts and nosejobs chinjobs, and lastly...MUST HAVE BOLT ONS!
Caught a couple of guppies! One person posted that she didn't know Mexico had a Liberty Bell, and another person posted that Mexico should stay on its side of the wall. I am relieved that more folks than not got the joke, but still... in Mass.?? Pretty embarrassing !
And Karoline as the Taco Belle
More like taco ding dong
The Taco twit
--with extra cheese!
Karolie = TACO Belle with extra cheesiness.
I wrote a song called Ding Dong---here's the first verse--
So you think you’re gonna have it your way
And the rest of us have nothin’ to say
Well here’s the thing
We’ve got news for you
You’ll be bald before your term is through
You’ll lose your hair and before too long
You’ll wonder what you ever did with your Ding-Dong!
Ding-Dong!
You won’t get out of bed.
Ding-Dong!
You’ll wish that you were dead.
Ding-Dong!
You might stay out of jail
But in the end you know you’re gonna fail, fail, FAIL!
Very nice! And appreciation for your dedication to writing this song!
Just for you, Elaine, I'm including the 2nd verse:
You’re probably bald already, heaven knows
It’s gross to think of you without your clothes
But never fear
We’ve got a cure for you
Gonna make a woman out of you
Your worst nightmare
It’ll all come true
Gonna make a woman out of you.
Ding-Dong!
You’re gonna lose your mind
Ding-Dong!
In ways we can’t define
Ding-Dong!
You’ll wonder what went wrong
And every day you’ll hear us singing you this song
Ding-Dong!
Fabulous; thanks for a good laugh
A very fat, bald, orange, not good looking, THING.
Sharon, I am so honored! And I love the surprise ending. LOL!
I'm truly glad you liked it. I called the song "Childless Cat Lady's Mean-Spirited Payback Song"---being, as it is, a mean-spirited attack on someone's vanity and looks---but sometimes you've got to pop that bubble. And it made me laugh. The ending was especially to my liking.
Hurray
Thank you, Lois. Ding Dong!
Interesting.
Or Taco ding-a-ling.🎵
I would add Lying just to make it more accurate.
Love it. Will Melania?
Good question. My guess is she hasn't seen it in decades
--and must use a magnifying glass if she does!
John --Or an electron microscope? 🔬
I thought of the same thing. 🤣🤣🤣
Meow!
Sorry, Johanna and John, maybe the lines don't always line up properly. I was responding to An's suggestion that Leavitt would be Taco Belle.
I thought she'd need an electron microscope to see it.
Hey L.R., who cares?
"I don't care. Do you?"
RB..
😂😂 ..
More beautiful than that damned jacket or the entity that wore it.
President Sheinbaum also renamed Mar Lago the "Templo Mayor North" -- which is destined to be a UNESCO World Heritage site and an archaeological site showcasing the remnants of the American temple that fell into disarray after the Aztec-like maga rule ended precipitously on Jan. 20, 2029.
Fantastic❣️
Great, An
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I think we killed Karoline Leavitt and the Taco Chicken on this feed today.
We wish.
Love it
Love it
bravo!
Genius, Andy. Fucking genius!
The same but substitute brilliant
I heard that Trump plans a 75% tariff on Canadian Smoke (it is obviously left over from Canadian Bacon). Any comments?
tRump would point out that there would be no smoke if the Canadians raked their forests.
Or it was part of our "Cherished 51st State" where he would make sure to turn the water on for them.
But Trump wants to make FEMA history and make the states pay for their own disasters. Because what is a federal government for, except to federalize the profits and state-ize the losses.
Exactly what he's doing. Rape the Fed and make states flounder.
😂
Somebody rake Trump's brain!
What brain? Taco Don doesn't have a brain.
How can you rake something that's non-existent?
I believe his choice would be to use all of the forests for money-making products
This is probably in the works right now in the PBW; give / sell / lease part of the forests over to Weyerhauser etc for vastly increased logging.
🤣
I thought it was a type of pot
You mean like "Maui Wowee" ?😂 (Old ex-pothead here)
😂
😆
This is my favorite TBR to date. It got the full LOL, snort, and coffee spit.......
No coffee spit, but my snorting woke up the cat!
My Italian greyhound Molly and I stayed away from the latest Trump MAGA news this morning and just focused on sharing a tasty breakfast and staring deeply into each other's eyes. Highly recommended! Of course I'm in the office now and I can start my work week with Andy and friends. Not a bad strategy...
poor kitty!
And the Cybertruck post. These are the 2 best ever next to our Quislings.
J Cheng… So colorfully put!!
🤣♥️
Perfectly stated
Best one so far this year!
We still need a nickname for Vance. How about Groveling Underling & Assaulter of Couches (GUAC) ?
Haven't we settled on Justa Dick?
Justa Dick may be due for an upgrade. Though he IS justa dick, GUAC goes really well with TACO.
Love it. Plus tricky to have a graphic for Justa Dick...of course tge Brits have some breakfast sausage, I think, that contains the word "dick", but the name escapes me presently. I need another cup of coffee!😅😅😅
The word is “bangers”, could be adjacent to couch cushions.
YES! Bangers and mash!
Cheeky bangers when referencing couch cushions!
It's a "spotted dick" and it's a "pudding", or rather, a very moist cake with currents. And a sweet, creamy sauce over it. I had it served in a mound (rather than a slice) in a bowl. It was one of my faves while living in London in the 80s.
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/8532800/spotted-dick/
Thanks Marcia! A pudding! Of course. Soft and cushy like a sofa😅😅😅Thank you for the link!
Hi Marcia! I'm in touch with both of your sisters, but how nice to see you here! You'll see me as Janet Brittle, but remember me as Janet Lakatos.
OMG, Janet! There's no way I could possibly forget you! And how fun to see you here! My place of sanity, gratitude, and laughter.
And I'm gratefully retired now, pulling weeds for entertainment, and posting silly stuff here and there. You?
TBR is such a font of info. Love it.
Spotted Dick is a steamed pudding -- sponge made with suet and studded with currants...
Spotted Dick and it's not just for breakfast....
Pun intended? *Tricky* Justa Dick. Love it!
I imagine "I'm not a crook" Dick Nixon was in my mind. 😅😅😅
Love "Justa Dick" Vance---fits him perfectly 😉
Best-better-Wowser-bowser!!!! “justa dick! Love the truth!!
I associated his name with 'Juvenile Delinquent.' Because he has not grown up enough to cut the ties with his Dad, Peter and his Uncle Don.
That’s my choice.
Guaquito.. Vance needs a diminutive nickname
! Muy buen! 🇲🇽🇲🇽
I didn't.think there was ever a question that he was the Hillbilly Couch Fucker. Forever and ever.
I have to say I honestly don't know who I read last week who called him the "sectional sexpest" (for sectional sofas in case no one gets it). Hysterical.
JD could wrangle an endorsement from the sectional sofas sold online-" charge your device AND supersize your love life!"
Anything for a grift!
Bust-a-gut funny, Robin! BIG LOVE to you!
And to you too my dear Floozie (lol. I know it's Floofie but I this is my private endearment to you) . How have you been?? 💕
Love the Floozie! mwah mwah
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Muy bueno! That was hilarious!😂 😏
🤗
Little Maybelline Bitch still works for me.
I've heard "Captain Eyeliner"
I always thought Vance's nickname was "Lazy Boy".
Well he does enjoy a good sofa
I usually reserve my "please don't insult" comments to ones about animals, but as one who has had a lifelong love of avocados, guac or no, I will say please don't insult avocados that way. Even though I believe your description of Justa is accurate.
I know what you mean, Susan -- I also have enjoyed a lifelong love of avos in all sorts of iterations (have you chunked it and plopped it into egg drop soup with cilantro & green onions [scallions] before serving? OMG -- wondrously yummy!). But guac has always been my big favorite when fresh... HOWEVER, that said, I do love Jeff Johnson's take (way above now) on a new nickname for Vance: "How about Groveling Underling & Assaulter of Couches (GUAC)" -- despite the insult to guacamole, it is a rather perfect coupling with TACO.
Hi Floofie. I have never tried your delicious sounding version of egg drop soup. What I grew up on, thanks to neighbors on either side with avocado trees, was bologna and avocado on egg bread. Never got tired of that. These days, I'm much more into cilantro (living on the border with Mexico will do that to you). I do agree with you about the nickname for Vance, despite the insult. BTW, I hate to insult tacos, too. During the 2016 election I heard way too much from trump about how awful taco trucks are. To this day I smile when I see a taco truck, and cheer it on.
Me too! Yay taco trucks! Boo hiss tRUMP.
The egg drop soup is just lovely! INGREDIENTS: a carton of organic free range, low sodium chix broth; AND ramen IF YOU WANT -- e.g., organic purple sweet potato & buckwheat ramen (use a half block) or organic brown rice & buck-wheat ramen, depending on what you like and can get. You do NOT have to include ramen! Get that going -- bring to boil and lower to low boil to cook ramen. Meanwhile slice up 2 or 3 scallions, depending on size, white parts included. Also rough chop some cilantro, and set aside. Same deal with chunking the avos -- cut up and set aside. EGGS -- my preference is free range, humanely raised, and organic. Better taste & nutritional value. Also I feel lots better knowing the chickens were well-treated. So the eggs: use 2 or 3 depending on whether you're serving 1 or 2 peeps. You can whip them in a bowl and then drizzle them into the low boiling broth. OR you can just dump them unmixed into the broth -- the yolks will likely remain whole and just cook to a jammy doneness. The whites become stringy noodle-like shreds. Now add the scallions -- and some spinach too if you like. TO SERVE: divide between bowls -- then top with avo chunks & cilantro. I also add (1) some olive oil (organic preferred if possible) drizzled on, (2) some heat: sprinkle with cayenne or drizzle some Tapatio, (3) for a tad of extra oomph & umami, add a little Braggs Liquid Aminos, and (4) lemon juice -- as you please in terms of lemoniness -- but ESSENTIAL I think. You can also throw in some garlic powder or minced garlic if you wish. There you have it! GOOD STUFF. Give it a whirl and tell me what you think, ok?
Floofie, it's on my menu for Saturday. I also wanted to tell you that if you like beautiful chickens, check out the Civil Discourse Substack - it's good legal info with Joyce Vance. She shares pictures of her chickens as well as her dogs and cat. The chicken pics are a wonderful respite from all the stuff going on.
I follow her on Substack! Yes, love those chix pics! Handsome rooster! And the Civil Discourse ain't bad either -- really good stuff, in fact.
I love Joyce Vance too! I love her chickens and dogs.. Did you ever see the amazing thing she knits?
Ooh! We have very similar tastes in food. I buy Vital Farms organic eggs, from pastured chickens, small farms. The best tasting eggs I've ever had. I would have to do without the ramen or other carbs - I'm pre-diabetic and trying to stay away from most carbs. We just did grocery shopping today, so I would have to go back and get the scallions and avocado, and probably more chicken broth because I only have 2 cups. But then I'm serving two old people who don't eat all that much. And I'd have to get the hot sauce. I buy as much pasture raised/ grass-fed meat, milk, eggs, as possible. I also buy organic produce. I have gotten hooked on Kasandrinos Organic Olive oil - it mixes with balsamic vinegar without any kind of emulsifier, and tastes very good, too. I may have to wait until next week to try this, but promise to let you know how it turns out.
A kindred spirit! I'm delighted! I'll have to check out the Kasandrinos Organic Olive oil -- always looking for a real deal, good tasting organic olive oil, preferably unfiltered first cold press EVOO. I used to use Carapelli, but they zoomed way up out of my price range. Same goes for Spectrum. Wah! As a diabetic who controls my A1c via good diet, the ramen, especially one made of purple sweet potatoes & buckwheat, shouldn't mess with you if you use small portions. I break my ramen block in half, then I halve the halves, so using just a quarter block. I must confess that I also use organic free range beef bone broth -- 1/3 to 1/2 that and the rest chix broth. This ups the protein count and offsets the carbs. Olive oil also offsets the carbs. Plus EVOO, greens, and avocado add an anti-inflammatory measure, which is a dang good thing! This is a very flexible non-recipe recipe, so have fun and play around! Love you, Susan! P.S. -- I forgot the lemon, so edited above recipe and added lemon juice.
HAHAHAHAHA I love it!
Someone will be asking, what does this slogan really mean - cuac-a-mole?!
Holy mole!
That sounds a little more like Mike Johnson to me.
Sounds rather like whack-a-mole to me.
BIG LOVE -- coffee splatter for the morning! Brilliant!!!
<standing ovation>
Deep fried MAGA Chimichanga?
LOL!
You need sniveling. He's definitely got the vibe of a golum
Forgot all about him.
Justa Dick
I can’t stop laughing. One of your best ever..
It's just so easy to get Trump's wee widdle goat, lock it in the basement and throw away the key. When your whole life is nothing but an empty house of shit, literally anybody can walk up to you and just "flush" you away...!
<golf clap>
Hey now, no insulting goats please. They are wicked smart, a thousand times smarter than tRump could ever hope to be. Although I doubt he has any aspirations toward intelligence, he just wants money, and the things money can buy, and people bowing down to him. Am starting to experience some nausea so will stop now.
So now we can have "The Gulf of T.A.C.O."?
Trump's policies: "TACO salad"
Give Me Hot Sauce or Give Me Death!
Watch out for flying ketchup bottles!
Incoming!
-or at least heartburn!
LOL. I picture him saying that in front of Congress wearing a TACO hat on his head. Really, this is one of the best lines ever 😂
Yay Mexico!!!!
BTW, my weekly Spanish teacher on Zoom is a wonderful young Mexican man, and he's always completely startled to learn about the next ridiculous thing Rumpo is doing. He didn't even know they "renamed" the Gulf of Mexico. Kinda shrugged it off.
Nothing like your well-thought-out witticisms to keep us sane during these insane times!
My thoughts exactly!
Crazy and it sounds, that’s the most sane thing I’ve heard in several days.
Love it! And maybe rename the White House the Waffle House (but definitely change it back in 2028).
Ohhh, I like that! Especially since the White House front lawn will be a Tesla sales lot and the former Rose Garden will host flea markets.
And Steve Bannon will supply the fleas.
<snort laugh> true story!
😂 Selling Melanoma's jewelry leftovers. Like a yard sale. Bibles, sneakers, watches, perfume and aftershave, gold tchotchkes, the Fight Fight Fight posters (signed with autopen). Melania's $450 coffee table book, DVDs of her Amazon documentary...it's endless.
All packaged in a delightful gold trashcan!
but the best part, will be the hoards of MAGA sheep lining up to make their purchases, right?
They'll have to spend $1 million to repave the streets from them. They'll have to hire more air traffic controllers if they fly into Washington. 🛩
Annette, did you hear the story about the MAGA man who bought one of his $650 rose gold colored watches for his wife (made in China, natch) and when they got it and opened the box it said RUMP instead of TRUMP 😂😂😂😂😂
Sued the company that sells them for undue stress and ruining his wife's birthday so they sent him $800 to shut him up. I'm sure I read it in the Murdoch rag from London the Daily Mail or my local Murdoch rag, the NY Post.I was hysterically laughing when I read it!
at first I thought you were talking about the June 14 parade . . . LOL... the sheep will only make it worse!
I did hear that story but didn't know how it ended. I'm glad he posted the story, because it is hysterical. I would have paid him for the Rump watch, just to wear it at protest rallies . . . LOL
No repair the streets and airport to fly the hoardes in to SHOP lol. If the guy was smart he would AUCTION the RUMP watch or sell it on eBay. . Probably make a fortune ka-ching 💰
Can the sheep trim the lawn while they're there...???
Save on " Manchurian Cantaloupe " gas expulsions...???
Sorry, Robin D...had to use that line once lest it slip past.my nonogenarian synapses into the compost heap !🤐🤐
Call it the White Castle
Whites Only Castle
Nice
Ouch
👏👏👏
Yep, a whole lotta waffling going on.
We live in San Diego, about 15 miles inland in a community called Del Cerro. I now refer to it as Del Cerro-by-the-sea to "jazz up" our address a bit. Taking a cue from Jabba the gut.
Please yes!!
If someone were to show this to tRump, he'd be flinging whole cases of Catsup. 'Be a shame if someone put it up on his tRuth Social feed...
or . . . he would be flinging whole cases of taco sauce :)
Someone here on TBR has a “Truth” Social account? For shame.
I was suggesting. I’m sure someone with a stronger stomach than mine might be monitoring the Orange Oaf’s emissions.
Certainly not the EPA!
Brilliant…I’ve been using tRump for his name by never thought of tRuth Social!! Love it!
Ben Meiselas of MTN does "so we don't have to". Plenty of people that despise him follow him there to see how deranged he is.
I read what the Substack authors post, but I refuse to give him a single click - or to let him have easy access to my contact info.
Me too, but one time I was on my Ipad that has an ad blocker so I clicked on a link from someone reputable on substack and as usual it was deranged and immediately got out, went into my Safari settings to see what one click on his website with an adblocker left. Cookies, like 50mb of garbage. Immediately deleted everything which I do anyway on every device.
Ron Filipowski too. Daily. How can they stand it?
He's amazing. He knows most of us don't want to hear or see anything by Trump, but he feels it's important to know how the other side thinks. And it's been brilliant.Next to Andy, and Ron and a few others, they are my top 5 most important substacks of the day...
Exactly so. Lifesavers.
What’s wrong with him? Never heard of him.
Frau Katze, you've never heard of the Meidas Touch Network? I wish there was a streaming MTN channel with all of their writers and shows in one place. Ben and his 2 brothers started a podcast during covid and it has grown to almost 5 million subscribers. Ben was an atty and gave it up to do this full time, but he's also a law professor. Sports law. They are on substack (meidasplus.com) they have a YT channel, Apple podcasts, have recently been interviewed by our Andy, Katie Couric and others. Pro-democracy, independent media. Many international members. They interview lots of politicians. They put out tons of videos and news all day long. So many incredible show and people associated with them and the newest is Katie Phang. A lot have their own substacks, but I and many members think the jewel in their crown is Ron Filipkowski who is their editor-in-chief. There is nobody like an ex-Repub conservative lawyer turned Democrat because they have been to the dark side and back and know everyone and everything. . Every night he writes a newsletter that all of us live for. We even ask him how he survives it. The reason is simple. Most of us cannot bear the thought of listening to, looking at or engaging in anything to do with the Manchurian Cantaloupe and his band of fascist lunatics and MAGA, so he does it for us. He says you have to know how the enemy thinks to fight them. And Ron's podcast with British journalist Anthony Davis on Wed is one of the best shows. It's called Uncovered. I never miss it. Even though I am a ifetime Dem ( and admit shamefully I have some Trumper relatives) I have found some of my favorite voices to listen to are ex-repub conservatives. And then after I remove my one foot that is out the window from the bad news I come here to my happy place TBR with Liberty TACOS, Elon and his Cybertrucks and our Quislings.
Thank you for your insight...was not aware of of Media's Touch Network.
Loved the Manchurian Cantaloupe line...🤗
You're welcome Lynn! I get some of my best names from other substackers. I confess I didn't make it up myself, but it's one of my faves. It's so perfect for him. Keep it going! 💕
Filipowski is great, a much-needed and highly valued resource.
Hey D. Haven't seen you around much. Everything okay? Nice to see you!
Yes, he's wonderful - pure gold.
Thanks, I’ll check it out.
I found my smile with that one!
Love it and also Karoline as Taco Belle. But I live in New Hampshire and in 2022 she ran for Congress in my district. After her second commercial, I knew she was Fascist Barbie. Still not sure if they cloned Pam Bondi to create her or she's the love child of Pam and Tom Homan. So grateful to her parents to spelling her name with a K as in Klan and for me Kristian nationalists.
it's enlightening to see "before" photos of sweet Karoline when she was a dorky, ordinary looking college athlete. her entire appearance has been remodeled to be the apparition she is at the moment. Sad and pathetic.
Did you ever see the "before" of Pious Pam Blondi? Or Alina Habba? Or young Melania in Slovenia...the "model" It's a prerequisite in order to be in Trumpworld, you must lose weight, must be blond, must have veneers, must have botox, face lifts and nosejobs chinjobs, and lastly...MUST HAVE BOLT ONS!
That remodel was probably at Trump's command so she would be appropriate for television.
He only associates (use your imagination) with women who have Botox lips.
--that is if the women use a magnifying glass!
Great line about Pam Bondi Tom Honsn the Murderer being Karoline’s actual parents.
“Live Free or die,” eh?
Love it! I am going to post it on a FB page of a, um, conservative group in my hometown.
I predict "Boycott Mexico" posts from a few of our less enlightened neighbors. It should be fun!
You go, Grrrrl!
Keep us informed!
Caught a couple of guppies! One person posted that she didn't know Mexico had a Liberty Bell, and another person posted that Mexico should stay on its side of the wall. I am relieved that more folks than not got the joke, but still... in Mass.?? Pretty embarrassing !
You know what follows guppies...
Even in MA, FB ain't no TBR!
Thank you for my morning guffaw, Andy!
Oh how nice to start my day laughing out loud! So funny! 🤣 Thank you 🤗