Immigrants Say They Have Been Scared Away From US by Kristi Noem’s Face
US-MEXICO BORDER (The Borowitz Report)—Attempting to silence rumors of her imminent dismissal, Kristi Noem touted a new poll on Wednesday showing that immigrants have been scared away from entering the US by her face.
A press release from the Department of Homeland Security declared, “The US is winning the war against immigra…