100% agree! Gov. Pritzker also needs to troll Trump like Gov. Newsom does on social media. Then, all the rest of the Democratic governors should join in. Can you imagine how Trump's head would explode over that?!!! I hope the mainstream media catches that on their "breaking news."
Pritzker doesn't need to copycat Newsom. It's good to have multiple voices standing up to the POS in various ways. Keep it coming, Newsom and Pritzker!!!
I was going to say, perhaps someone should be following tRump with a plastic tarp, in case his head does explode . . . but upon reflection, I realized there's not much up there that 1/3 of a sheet of Bounty couldn't take care of.
Isn't it wonderful, refreshing, balm to troubled minds when somebody with a backbone, principles and intelligence puts them all to good use?? So very grateful to Pritzker and Newsome and those whose names we do not know for giving us all hope!
Andy, has your reporting revealed yet that the bone spur epidemic among the National Guard members originated from a podiatrist's lab in China?
FACT: Research in China has been investigating the role of podiatrists in specific interventions, such as foot surgeries and the application of specialized offloading techniques for complex foot conditions.
POSSIBILITY: Consequently, bone spur cases are being reexamined and many of the MD notes used to dodge the draft in China are being rescinded. Some people in the US executive branch fear this phenomenon may spread worldwide. 🤔👣
This is likely the source of the Chinese leak: “ Foot binding started in China during the Song Dynasty (10th-13th century), likely originating with the elite and possibly inspired by a concubine's dance during the reign of Emperor Li Yu of the Southern Tang dynasty just before the Song. The practice involved tightly binding the feet of young girls to create a shortened, lotus-shaped foot, and it spread throughout all social classes over time, lasting until the early 20th century.”
And her neurologist confirmed she has dementia/memory loss after she said she assembled a birthday book for Epstein’s 50th birthday celebration in 2003 but didn’t remember any names of people who made contributions to the album.
I think brain rot begins as bone spurs and works its way up the empty vessel, causing swollen ankles, fat fanny, diarrhea of the mouth, orange face and bad hair. Hopefully the National Guard members will get over it quickly before the full disease sets in.
Absolutely consult with Dr. Seuss. The good doctor knew all about the shenanigans of the National Guard. He wrote the book on the National Guard: "Oh, The Places You'll Go."
Love this! To picture “ . . . over seven thousand notes from guardsmen’s podiatrists . . .” has me giggling and applauding your ever-creative mind. Keep going - your wit helps us all, every day.
Why doesn’t Diaper Don summon his moronic minions from January 6th? Let’s see how they fare against inner city drug dealers and thugs? Not sure that they will require pardons, just funeral arrangements.
Sean - that is an EXCELLENT suggestion. Let's split up the 1,500-2,000 of them across the country and see how powerful they are then. I'll set up a GoFundMe for body bags.
“It’s being reported Home Depot is marketing there joint compound for hand cream…President Cankles is reported to have two five gallon pails in his private bathroom”
Oh wow, that's brilliant! 😂 Including blaming the spurs on the Covid vaccines, would be just like them. I really wish the National Guard would be able & willing to mass boycott their orders, but the punishments would be too harsh I imagine. Scotty, please beam me up to a different world.
If this were only true! I wish the entire military would rise up against him- refuse to be made fools of and REFUSE to be ordered to combat normal innocent individuals when the criminal sits (and destroys) the White House
all those photos of fully dressed soldiers sleeping on floors and eating MRE-they're being treated so well. the administration is very grateful. not even bags of Mickey D's, as for those college chaps.
I alone can fix this. I’ll get back to you in two weeks.
LOL!
I can hardly wait.
This is why you are Our Favorite President™️. NONE BETTER!!!
RFK, Jr.chimed in to say " If the Guard drink raw milk and bask in sunlight, those bone spurs will disapoear"
And maybe throw in a quick pedicure soak in Rock Creek, just for good measure!
🤣😂😹🙈🙉🙊
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for your attention to this matter,
Yeah, if only. Kudos to Gov. Pritzker. Kudos, applause, standing ovation, well spoken!
100% agree! Gov. Pritzker also needs to troll Trump like Gov. Newsom does on social media. Then, all the rest of the Democratic governors should join in. Can you imagine how Trump's head would explode over that?!!! I hope the mainstream media catches that on their "breaking news."
Pritzker doesn't need to copycat Newsom. It's good to have multiple voices standing up to the POS in various ways. Keep it coming, Newsom and Pritzker!!!
I agree, Debbie . . . let's hit him on every possible front, in every possible way!
I was going to say, perhaps someone should be following tRump with a plastic tarp, in case his head does explode . . . but upon reflection, I realized there's not much up there that 1/3 of a sheet of Bounty couldn't take care of.
🤣
Bounty the quicker picker upper.
<snort laugh>
I want to see that! I hope there are cameras present!
who knows . . . it may have already happened, hence the poor excuse for a human sitting in the White House
There is no excuse.
If anything, I think tRump's massive melon would implode.
You're being generous, Annette.
I fear that all that would fall out is a bit of dust - too little to bother sweeping up.
I wish we could find out what is in there sooner rather than later - the whole world is owed an explanation.
LOL. Only one sheet of the paper towel would wipe it clean. Would make a good commercial. ( →_→)
Isn't it wonderful, refreshing, balm to troubled minds when somebody with a backbone, principles and intelligence puts them all to good use?? So very grateful to Pritzker and Newsome and those whose names we do not know for giving us all hope!
The Blue State Attornies General have also been holding the line along with the ACLU. Without these people of courage we'd be lost.
don't forget Wes Moore!
Andy, has your reporting revealed yet that the bone spur epidemic among the National Guard members originated from a podiatrist's lab in China?
FACT: Research in China has been investigating the role of podiatrists in specific interventions, such as foot surgeries and the application of specialized offloading techniques for complex foot conditions.
POSSIBILITY: Consequently, bone spur cases are being reexamined and many of the MD notes used to dodge the draft in China are being rescinded. Some people in the US executive branch fear this phenomenon may spread worldwide. 🤔👣
Lucky for Trump that he managed to avoid any draft-deferrable injury to his pussy-grabbing hand!
Otherwise, he'd likely not be president now!
Isn't that the same hand he is now desperately trying to cover up??
He’s running out of body parts to cover up. What’s next, latent ear infections?!
Susan -- Everyone is saying he's been treating his wandering hands with a big beautiful tube of Vagisil.
😂😂😂😂
The origins of the term PUSSYFOOT!
Al,
You win today's internet!!!
This is likely the source of the Chinese leak: “ Foot binding started in China during the Song Dynasty (10th-13th century), likely originating with the elite and possibly inspired by a concubine's dance during the reign of Emperor Li Yu of the Southern Tang dynasty just before the Song. The practice involved tightly binding the feet of young girls to create a shortened, lotus-shaped foot, and it spread throughout all social classes over time, lasting until the early 20th century.”
Not to be a know it all but… wasn’t it the poon tang dynasty?
Acupuncture focuses on the foot!
But does the lowly foot really deserve all that "needling"?
(Apparently so. Had it taken place, America might be a democracy now!)
BREAKING NEWS: After testifying she never saw Trump act inappropriately, Gislaine Maxwell's ophthalmologist conceded she is blind.
She apparently also has a poorly working sense of smell.
And her neurologist confirmed she has dementia/memory loss after she said she assembled a birthday book for Epstein’s 50th birthday celebration in 2003 but didn’t remember any names of people who made contributions to the album.
I think brain rot begins as bone spurs and works its way up the empty vessel, causing swollen ankles, fat fanny, diarrhea of the mouth, orange face and bad hair. Hopefully the National Guard members will get over it quickly before the full disease sets in.
I believe in China it’s called ‘Trumpitis’?
no known cure and a chronic condition . . . I pray for our troops
There's a vaccine for it - democrazine
Good coinage.
Surprised that RFK didn’t appoint Dr.Scholl.
Or the other eminent scientist: Dr Pepper?
Or the eminent songster Jackson Browne, “Doctor My Eyes.”
He unfortunately succumbed to corns.
😂
That would be an improvement
Insertful suggestion.
🤣🤣🤣
Go to my doctor, you know my doctor, Dr Vinnie Boombatz…….
I was thinking Dr. Seuss should have been included…Trumpster in a dumpster.
Absolutely consult with Dr. Seuss. The good doctor knew all about the shenanigans of the National Guard. He wrote the book on the National Guard: "Oh, The Places You'll Go."
This is an outrageous attack on RFK Jr.'s credibility. You know he would have blamed the bone spurs on measles vaccines, not COVID vaccines.
My doctor says I'm in amazing health. I attribute it to my morning routine of raw milk & beef tallow smoothies.
I actually saw an ad for women to use beef tallow on their complexion. YUCK
Oh I wish! Too funny!
Love this! To picture “ . . . over seven thousand notes from guardsmen’s podiatrists . . .” has me giggling and applauding your ever-creative mind. Keep going - your wit helps us all, every day.
Very true! Some days it’s the only thing worth getting up for!
Why doesn’t Diaper Don summon his moronic minions from January 6th? Let’s see how they fare against inner city drug dealers and thugs? Not sure that they will require pardons, just funeral arrangements.
I suspect many of them are those masked ICE guys. So they’ve already been summoned.
That’s probably true unfortunately.
He is saving their services for use on Election Day when they will patrol voting sites
We were talking about the reality of those released rioters patrolling voting sites. Nothing surprises me any more.
They have plenty of machine guns no doubt
Here is my pistol/Here is my gun/One is for killing/The other for fun.
Sean - that is an EXCELLENT suggestion. Let's split up the 1,500-2,000 of them across the country and see how powerful they are then. I'll set up a GoFundMe for body bags.
I used The Bone Spurs Excuse the other day when my wife asked me to go to the mall with her! It worked Bigly!
I tried it here in the UK, sadly my benefit consultant choked, it said laughter on his death certificate but I’m not so sure?
Perfect photo. Great quip. Tragic times.
Wouldn’t it be ironic if there were a connection between the Donald’s bone spurs and his swollen ankles? Just saying.
And the Gorbachev blotch on his hand! All caused by too much golf and sexual predation while having bone spurs.
He really can multi task!
“It’s being reported Home Depot is marketing there joint compound for hand cream…President Cankles is reported to have two five gallon pails in his private bathroom”
Home Depot is very pro-Trump, so there’s that! I wonder how ICE raids in their parking lots affect business?
TBF I think his swollen ankles have a direct link to his descending morality?
Descending? It is in the sub sub basement now.
Oh wow, that's brilliant! 😂 Including blaming the spurs on the Covid vaccines, would be just like them. I really wish the National Guard would be able & willing to mass boycott their orders, but the punishments would be too harsh I imagine. Scotty, please beam me up to a different world.
please beam them up this is our world not those RepublicanTrump enablers
If this were only true! I wish the entire military would rise up against him- refuse to be made fools of and REFUSE to be ordered to combat normal innocent individuals when the criminal sits (and destroys) the White House
all those photos of fully dressed soldiers sleeping on floors and eating MRE-they're being treated so well. the administration is very grateful. not even bags of Mickey D's, as for those college chaps.
Excellent