Nation’s Cats Endorse Walz

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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—In an extraordinary show of support from the furry mammals, on Wednesday America’s cats gave a full-throated endorsement to Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota.

The felines, who have been unusually active this election cycle, said they were supporting Walz because “this November, ca…