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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Re: the 25th Amendment. If not now, when?

Diane Davis's avatar

What specifically was used, Andy? I'm feeling the need for a bit of the stuff myself.

Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Leave enough for me, Diane🤓🖖🏻

John Townsend's avatar

Just order an extra bottle for me- and another few bottles for the water supply in red states!

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

ASAP! 😉

jb from Weston's avatar

Re: meds...'bout time.

Re: 25th...ditto.

Sandy Sweeney's avatar

Actually, I think it's past to time on the 25th.

Mandy S. Twiny's avatar

25 to the 47th power? 🤣

Megan Ross's avatar

The Congressional Republicans are too cowardly and feckless to get rid of him. They had their chance during the second impeachment, but they didn't do it. I know they're probably regretting that now, but hindsight is always 20/20...

Susan Stone's avatar

And, I might add, not enough to make them act now.

Lisa Botwinick's avatar

I heard on TV that the GOP would probably wait until after the primaries are over, then act, however, that might be too late! I believe the last one might be in September. They are afraid of being primaried!

Diana's avatar

Is there a diagnosis for the chronic condition of being afraid of the wrong thing?

Susan Stone's avatar

I think it has to do with missing body parts like cojones and spines. I think it boils down to birth defects?

John Townsend's avatar

Quick! Search the DSM!

Susan Stone's avatar

If enough of the GOP were to act, they would probably be easily re-elected after winning their primaries. At some point they need to decide that enough is enough, and grow a pair, along with a spine. IMO.

Paolo's avatar
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Violation upon violation of the oath they swore to protect and defend the Constitution. Isn't that textbook treason?

John Pierson's avatar

Many congressional republicans must be suffering from their own version of trump derangement syndrome…living every day not permitting themselves to speak a word of disagreement with the Enfant Terrible…fearful that he will subject them to a far-right primary (or farther-right primary), or worse, having his supporters hound them with death threats until they quit.

jon Hodson's avatar

If we get rid of dear leader by the 25th amendment, then we have to deal with John Dunce.

John Townsend's avatar

Heaven forfend and Heaven, you can start anytime now, soon!

Clym Yeobright's avatar

Actually, I have 20/10 hindsight. It’s finding the needle on the floor where I go to 20/400

Celia Smith's avatar

That happened to me once when I swallowed my contact lenses.

(They were in a glass of water I forgot about overnight. Alcohol involved.)

Clym Yeobright's avatar

I’m 80 years old and, as Dean Martin put it, “I don’t need glasses! Straight from the bottle …” lol

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Did it give you insight?

Ellen Nordstrom's avatar

Exactly!

Elisabeth Birker's avatar

Right?!!! And where are the past Presidents…why are they not ringing alarm bells 🔔?!!!

Cathy Wampler's avatar

Trump would love to lock up the former presidents. Maybe be that’s why.

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

A. Obama is standing up -- but maybe not enough or loud enough?

B. Re Clinton and W -- they too are feckless and/or craven

C. Biden -- let's leave the guy alone -- he's been thru enuff

D. Not a former Prez, but same as in C goes for Pence, who tRUMP tried to have hanged (not my favorite kinda guy, but surely didn't deserve what happened to him on Jan 6)

M Q's avatar

The 25th Amendment requires the VP and a majority of the cabinet.

Do you think that there is any chance of that?

Dave Posner's avatar

Maybe it's not so far fetched. I think JD is sufficiently ambitious to go for it and he might be able to negotiate a deal with th cabinet letting them keep their jobs. On the other hand that would leave us with JD who's probably only marginally better than trump.

Ann Jamieson's avatar

The wonderful thing about JD (yes, there is one!) is that NOBODY likes him. So I can't see him gaining any power, I can see him getting walked all over. Or maybe he can get stuck in a couch.

Cathy Wampler's avatar

No one is the asshole-whisperer as much as Trump.

Elly's avatar

I think this is why they haven't invoked the 25th amendment yet. Nobody likes JD and they know it. They will lose the cult members once Donnie is gone.

Al Keim's avatar

Or to a couch.

Anne Layton's avatar

And.....JD would have to be constantly aware of what got him to the GoldOval --and that it could happen to him if he wants to continue the djt playbook.

Autumn Mich's avatar

JD will do whatever Peter Thiel tells him to do. Remember, Thiel paid Trump $25 million to pick JD

Gordon Shumway's avatar

true, but Agent Orange is still useful to Thiel...

Sarah Bush's avatar

Frankly, I think JD will be even worse. Of course, he has no charisma, so that might help us in the long run.

Jon Spangler's avatar

Not under THIS mob boss' administration...

Jeff's avatar

They get in line to kiss his ass every cabinet meeting. They know what side the toast is buttered.

Sharon P's avatar

or the diaper is pooped upon

John Townsend's avatar

Don't even touch that toast....ew!

L B Rose's avatar

Not even the concept of the 25th. Steven Miller would turn into a rabid bat (maybe he already is) and bite everyone who might want to impede the reign of Orange. JD has no ideas or plans of his own...or a spine....or even words...

Erik Bruun's avatar

JD Vance would love, love, love to invoke the 25th Amendment. Probably the rest of the cabinet, too. The question is when and how?

John Townsend's avatar

Only in an alternate universe!

Mary Roeser's avatar

It sounds like a swell idea, at least until you remember that such a procedure would be led by and carried on by Agolf Shitler's toadies and lickspittles.

Plus, trading Shitler for Shady JD doesn't seem to be a win. Shady is an opportunist of the worst kind.

Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look. Such men are dangerous.

I know you get my drift.

Marianne Burbank's avatar

Yes! However, I think the Norwegians might have been better off spraying Rat Poison over the White House!

John Townsend's avatar

Or holy water? And stand back when the sulfur fumes rise and become to strong?

Autumn Mich's avatar

I was wondering the same thing. He's beyond acting like a petulant child; he's now downright crazy

SCS - Michigan's avatar

In the same category as "impeachment."

Frieda's avatar

PLEASE!! But having just heard one of our illustrious congress sycophants on the BBC, I have little faith in that branch of government. The boy who would be king has all the branches in his stinky pockets.

Frau Katze's avatar

It’s not just Trump, it’s Trumpism, which continues to have a popular following and is supported by all the Congressional GOP.

Sandy G.'s avatar

Unfortunately, the 25th Amendment is a political judgement, not involving trained and experienced medical personnel......and we all know what will happen to that suggestion.

Al Keim's avatar

All the 25th requires is Vance and the gang make Trump the construction superintendent of the ballroom.

HarrisWalz FTW 2024's avatar

Historian Heather Cox Richardson has been asked that, and while it seems an obvious time (long *past* time) to pull that out, it's actually a complicated process. If I recall correctly, one of the necessary steps is allowing him to say, "no, this doesn't need to be done." And I think it involves the Cabinet or a certain part of the Cabinet, and there's not one of them who would dare to go against him.

howard levitt's avatar

For Stephen Miller they’ll need to spray garlic

Genie Abrams's avatar

He really is the stuff of nightmares.

Betsy L's avatar

Maybe silver bullets as a back-up. I know he's not hairy in his normal state, but maybe during a full moon.....

John Townsend's avatar

Apparently, there is always a full moon over the White House now!

John Townsend's avatar

Something out of Stephen King? I think even Mr. King is having nightmares now!

Mary Roeser's avatar

And bring crosses and wooden stakes. Also some holy water.

Al Keim's avatar

Dominic - go frisk 'em.

Carole Nemnich's avatar

Maybe an aerial bombardment of garlic followed by a Holy Water drench. I think we have a pope that would bless as many vats of the stuff as necessary. Just a suggestion.

Laurel Rutz's avatar

Love this suggestion! I am sure Pope Leo would be VERY GLAD to super-size a holy water order for this purpose!

David A Pitock's avatar

And equip everyone with wooden 🪵 stakes .

Leslie A Stensen's avatar

Don't forget the cross to put in front of him!!

joannegucci's avatar

AND….a stake into the place that, in us have a heart, he hasn’t one so this cure probably won’t work!

Celia Smith's avatar

Well, then, let's just mummify him in duct tape.

joannegucci's avatar

Watched a movie where they wrapped the person in saran wrap

Katy  immel's avatar

Don’t insult the vampires.

John Townsend's avatar

--and chase him with a wooden stake, assuming there is a heart there in his chest!

Stan Ruth's avatar

They need to fumigate the inside as well.

Ellen Nordstrom's avatar

Hope it also melts the goldleaf along with it.

John Townsend's avatar

Use it to pay off the national debt!

Jon Spangler's avatar

Indeed. Lots of rats and other vermin have infested the @WhiteHouse since 1/20/2025...

Ruth Bromer's avatar

That's an insult to the rats and other vermin.

Mary Madigan's avatar

Can they spray some meds over the MAGA folks in Congress and on the Supreme Court?

L B Rose's avatar

Those folks are sound asleep. They just don't get that they are destroying the country they presumably took an oath to protect. Not sure that these traitors would be helped by antipsychotics. I wish I could transport them to a Star Trek holodeck and have them experience life in the US from a middle / lower class perspective for a decade or so.

Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

The holodeck is a great idea, L.B.😊 If it doesn’t sink in, Gorns can be introduced. If that doesn’t sink in, holodeck safeties can be turned off🤓🖖🏻

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Brilliant!!! I love your idea, LB!!! Let's do and say we did!

Diane J's avatar

The trouble is that they do know, they're following the 2025 playbook of the Heritage(oligarchs)Foundation.

Wis's avatar

They should *start* with congress and SCOTUS! Congress is supposed to represent us and is so brainwashed, they’re doing the opposite; and SCOTUS, well, we need to “un-evil” the majority. Perhaps an anti-psychotic could help.

John Townsend's avatar

Please, pretty please? How do you say that in Norwegian?

Carol's avatar

The bag of orange sewage will shake off standard human antipsychotics. I advocate for tranquilizer darts and a rhino net.

Octavia Redwood's avatar

additionally, a 24 hour aide with a taser at the ready

Carol's avatar

You obviously have had experience with raging, psychotic animals like the bag of orange sewage.

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Ooooooooo I love how you snark!!! WELL DONE.

Carol's avatar

The Bag of Orange Sewage turbo charges Snark.

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

I have nae doot. Brings out the snarling snark in us all.

Mary Bird Lowry's avatar

Extra large doses of ivermectin would be fitting. Serious side effects or death result from overdosing on this favorite MAGA drug.

Susan Stone's avatar

How about a RINO net? Tranquilizer darts are a great idea, especially if done daily and he can't figure out where they are coming from.

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Good one, Susan --- a RINO net! --- LMAO!!!

Patricia Richter's avatar

Maybe they could spray powdered backbone over Capitol Hill?

Frau Katze's avatar

Great suggestion!!

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

I can see them all scooping it up and snorting it -- oh, I do hope it works!

John Townsend's avatar

Their backbones are already ground to dust!

Richard Lipschultz's avatar

Suggestion: an article about Greenland invading the U.S. ala The Mouse That Roared. The Greenlanders could use Montreal as a staging area.

Erika Rosenfeld's avatar

Oooo! Good one! Thanks for citing one of my favorite films.

Mark P Howard's avatar

The books (by Leonard Wibberly) were arguably better than the movie. The Duchy of Grand Fenwick would have stood up to drumpf!

John Townsend's avatar

--after a nice French or French Canadian meal!

Jane Carr's avatar

Andy, perfect sarcastic commentary! It is funny but horrible that our Congress will not intervene to stop the destruction of America. Just unbelievable!

Annette's avatar

I sincerely hope this one makes Snopes.com

Terri's avatar

I already sent it in.

Marion Mlotok's avatar

I left that message on my Republican TX Senators and US Reps phones yesterday. I haven't messaged them yet today.

L B Rose's avatar

Thank you! Keep at 'em!

Elaine Ricklin's avatar

The spineless Republicans, who are the majority, fear the Mango Mussolini

John Townsend's avatar

Time to juice the Mango Mussolini!

SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

I still can't believe he TOOK that poor miserable woman's

medal. What a freaking a**hole!!

Marion Mlotok's avatar

Or that she offered it and gave it to him. That's not behavior of the leader of the oppostion.

Lily's avatar

She "has no cards." Trump is supporting her opposition, because he doesn't care about the people of Venezuela. He can only see what lines his pockets and those of the ones who keep him from being removed from office. She made the common mistake of thinking trump has an ounce of morality, empathy or caring in his bloated body.

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

In desperation to save her country, she gave what she believed had value to the Malevolent Orange Shitstain. I get it -- don't like it, wish she didn't, but I get it. And I do believe a good leader would do all she could to help her people. Even this.

andrea sobel's avatar

Greed. Can’t help himself. One sick guy.

Sarah Bush's avatar

So embarrassing.

Steve Park's avatar

A normal person would have said I appreciate the gesture, but no thanks. But when you're dealing with someone with this amount of insecurity that doesn't happen.

Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Steve, you're being way too nice. This shit behavior is not an issue of insecurity. It's an issue of sociopathy coupled with megalomania and overweening rich boy entitlement and consuming avarice. IMHO.

DEBORAH SIMON's avatar

They forgot mar a largo and every golf course

Jane's avatar

I needed a laugh break. Thank you!!!

andrea sobel's avatar

Love that the man walks around saying he ended 8 wars. Every time he does that, someone should ask him to list them. Is Ukraine on his made-up list?

Also- does he think Norway and Denmark are the same country? Ya know, filled with young blonde women.

25th amendment sounds about right. Delusion is probably not great for a guy with the nuclear codes.

John Townsend's avatar

The small, puffed hands would play havoc with the buttons.

Lucinda Ross's avatar

Please go to the WH and take him away in a straight jacket.

Annette's avatar

I think you'll need a small circus tent, he won't fit in the average straight jacket

John Townsend's avatar

Make sure it's electrified!

Lynne Murray's avatar

If only this was possible! I knew the second term would be worse than the first, but wow....I apparently had no idea of just how bad!! My fear is that our country won't ever recover in my lifetime. I am 77. Still quite healthy, though the stress is tough to take.

Rosemary Gregory's avatar

Lynne, I know just how you feel as I have just turned 80. Will I see my country recover from what trump has done? I don't know.

Lynne Murray's avatar

I pray that is does for the sake of some much younger relatives, but I don't hold a lot of hope. I try to stay positive, but it is hard!

Beth Resler Walters's avatar

And I thought 80 was going to be terrible to turn to… but had no idea how godawful this 81 year would end up being!

Terri's avatar

Right there with you. Will be 76 in the Spring. It is very tough to take. We're in this together.

Lily's avatar

Right there with you.

Keith Kowalsky's avatar

Severity of illness and size of subject might require more than one application.

BTAM Master's avatar

Perhaps a marinade?

Cheryl Schwartz's avatar

Bravo! 25th Amendment NOW!