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Luxury 747 from Qatar Totaled After Hegseth Drives it Into Tree

Luxury 747 from Qatar Totaled After Hegseth Drives it Into Tree

May 14, 2025
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The luxury 747 gifted by Qatar to Donald J. Trump was totaled after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth drove it into a tree, the Pentagon confirmed on Wednesday.

According to witnesses, Hegseth decided to give the plane a test drive after discovering it in the Pentagon parking lot with the keys in th…

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