OSLO (The Borowitz Report)—The committee considering applications for the Nobel Peace Prize has asked Donald J. Trump for “clarification” about remarks he made during a funeral eulogy on Sunday in which he declared his undying hatred for his political opponents.
The committee asked Trump to indicate why, in addition to announcing, “I can’t stand my opponent,” he used the eulogy to call his critics “major losers.”
Additionally, the Nobel committee requested that Trump explain what he meant when he said of his rivals, “They cheated like dogs, but we got them back then. We have got them back.”
According to insiders, Trump’s bid for a Nobel is now lagging far behind that of another Peace Prize aspirant, Kim Jong Un.
Who else has a better chance of winning the Nobel?
Love this. But why do we have so many precise playbooks for creating Authoritarian regimes out of democracies…where’s the playbook for reversing the takeover?