What an empty, worthless life Trump has accomplished. Scrooge had 42 million percent more lovable traits than Traitor Trump. Incidentally, I learned math at the Trump University.
"This is a FAKE Nobel Committee! Everyone knows that. It's made up of low-IQ people who don't even speak English. The REAL Committee would give me the prize IN A HEARTBEAT!"
I just looked up some info on this year’s prizes. For the first time ever, some people not affiliated with the Nobels were invited to help select the winner of the Peace Prize! I’d say the decision this year was based on popular vote.
It's cuz Orange Shitler wears pants that only require tiny ballroom that he makes up for it with a ludicrously outrageously offensively immorally ginormous ballroom.
I assume that this piece was put up before the surrender of the 8 Democrats (& Independent). Their action has stunned and demoralized me. I have already sent messages to all of them denouncing them and promising to support primary opponents (of course, 2 are not running). Victory was within grasp and these cowards gave up.
Not only has Donald Trump denied 42 million people food, he has ordered states to deny people food as well and promised to punish them if they don't comply.
I read this earlier, and gotta say I'm damn mad, like flames shooting out my nostrils ragingly pissed off. He spends millions on his vanity pursuits, his golf vacations (that he bills the fed govt for housing his security detail in his hotel), his vengeance rampages, his birthday parade, etc. etc. and so forth... Please read Dean Obeidallah's The Dean's Report post today: "Trump intentionally starving Americans is a crime against humanity" -- it details how exactly it qualifies as a crime, and it's an excellent and informative read. Here's the link:
😂😂. Makes complete sense to me! Thank you Nobel Peace Prize committee and Halvard Dörrinström & Andy Borowitz in particular for such excellent decision making and reporting!! We need plenty more of that! More maelströmes coming our way, unfortunately!
Thank you for pitch perfect sense of irony .👍🏻
If the Nobel Committee hasn't considered these are criteria before? Maybe they should start.....
--and right away!
If we could only pitch the Donald.
Finally, some accountability in the global Hunger Games. Maybe next year they’ll start deducting points for bombing hospitals too.
Cowardly terrorist count on safety by willfully hiding among (or below) their civilians.
It will add up to -1500%.
Not to mention the 600,000 that have starved thanks to shutting down USAID.
No, no, don't mention them! (fingers in ears) la la la la la la la la la...
-and Trump probably sings it off-tune!
Does a negative score means Trump has to automatically give the Nobel committee the Presidential Medal of Honor?
Why would they want it coming from Trump?
Ai, therein lies the pestiferous conundrum.
Break out the Raid!
Great word.
Good point; it would put them in the same company as some real schmucks.
😄
It means Trump has to be automatically impeached!
Honor and Drumph in the same sentence. Wow!
The English language might explode!
What an empty, worthless life Trump has accomplished. Scrooge had 42 million percent more lovable traits than Traitor Trump. Incidentally, I learned math at the Trump University.
Oh well done, you!
Even worse, he gleefully hurts others.
Can't imagine why he's worried about going to heaven.
Can't imagine even getting beyond the first pearl of the pearly gates!
"This is a FAKE Nobel Committee! Everyone knows that. It's made up of low-IQ people who don't even speak English. The REAL Committee would give me the prize IN A HEARTBEAT!"
channeling your inner Trump, I see!! Well done!
Donald, Donald. It's midnight. Time for your Ambien.
I just looked up some info on this year’s prizes. For the first time ever, some people not affiliated with the Nobels were invited to help select the winner of the Peace Prize! I’d say the decision this year was based on popular vote.
--a heartbeat Trump does not have!
Who's Nobel? Never heard of him. I don't know him. Oh, I did hear he has a really tiny ballroom.
It's cuz Orange Shitler wears pants that only require tiny ballroom that he makes up for it with a ludicrously outrageously offensively immorally ginormous ballroom.
Probably hired the best architects shithole countries had to offer, with offshore bitcoin feedbags.
Floofie Snapz And Bites Back!
Excellent !!! I vote for Mr. Dorrinstrom!!!!
I assume that this piece was put up before the surrender of the 8 Democrats (& Independent). Their action has stunned and demoralized me. I have already sent messages to all of them denouncing them and promising to support primary opponents (of course, 2 are not running). Victory was within grasp and these cowards gave up.
Do I hear the faint sound of "Le Marseillaise"?
Dunno - which shrooms you munching?
French ones, obviously! Truffles to be sure....
Andy you need a love button cuz I loved this one.
Halvard Dorrinström...next to our son-in-law and Edvard Grieg, my favorite Norwegian.
Mountain King!!!
Not only has Donald Trump denied 42 million people food, he has ordered states to deny people food as well and promised to punish them if they don't comply.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/business/trump-administration-states-undo-full-snap-food-stamps.html?unlocked_article_code=1.0E8.-A90.DM32EOyA-q4e&smid=url-share
I read this earlier, and gotta say I'm damn mad, like flames shooting out my nostrils ragingly pissed off. He spends millions on his vanity pursuits, his golf vacations (that he bills the fed govt for housing his security detail in his hotel), his vengeance rampages, his birthday parade, etc. etc. and so forth... Please read Dean Obeidallah's The Dean's Report post today: "Trump intentionally starving Americans is a crime against humanity" -- it details how exactly it qualifies as a crime, and it's an excellent and informative read. Here's the link:
https://deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/trump-intentionally-starving-americans?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1266886&post_id=178440366&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=3w5ngm&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email
The White House floors were about to fall down during Truman's time. It is about time
now for them to fall on Trump.
I am SO sad. And so pissed off.
😂😂. Makes complete sense to me! Thank you Nobel Peace Prize committee and Halvard Dörrinström & Andy Borowitz in particular for such excellent decision making and reporting!! We need plenty more of that! More maelströmes coming our way, unfortunately!
Is Andy ever going to reveal Mr. Dorrinson's origin? (I kind of hope not, even though I want to know.)
I am so glad Mr. Dorrinström was available to comment, as who else would we ever trust but the Nordic branch of this family?! 🤣🤣🤣