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Dawn Reynolds's avatar

Thank you for pitch perfect sense of irony .👍🏻

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DR Darke's avatar

If the Nobel Committee hasn't considered these are criteria before? Maybe they should start.....

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John Townsend's avatar

--and right away!

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John Townsend's avatar

If we could only pitch the Donald.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Finally, some accountability in the global Hunger Games. Maybe next year they’ll start deducting points for bombing hospitals too.

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Marsha Berman's avatar

Cowardly terrorist count on safety by willfully hiding among (or below) their civilians.

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John Townsend's avatar

It will add up to -1500%.

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Michael Lavering's avatar

Not to mention the 600,000 that have starved thanks to shutting down USAID.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

No, no, don't mention them! (fingers in ears) la la la la la la la la la...

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John Townsend's avatar

-and Trump probably sings it off-tune!

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JeffJ's avatar

Does a negative score means Trump has to automatically give the Nobel committee the Presidential Medal of Honor?

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DR Darke's avatar

Why would they want it coming from Trump?

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Ai, therein lies the pestiferous conundrum.

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John Townsend's avatar

Break out the Raid!

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Susan Barnes's avatar

Great word.

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Good point; it would put them in the same company as some real schmucks.

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John Townsend's avatar

It means Trump has to be automatically impeached!

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Susan Barnes's avatar

Honor and Drumph in the same sentence. Wow!

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John Townsend's avatar

The English language might explode!

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JayW's avatar

What an empty, worthless life Trump has accomplished. Scrooge had 42 million percent more lovable traits than Traitor Trump. Incidentally, I learned math at the Trump University.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Oh well done, you!

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misia.d's avatar
3hEdited

Even worse, he gleefully hurts others.

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Marge Campbell's avatar

Can't imagine why he's worried about going to heaven.

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John Townsend's avatar

Can't imagine even getting beyond the first pearl of the pearly gates!

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Erika Rosenfeld's avatar

"This is a FAKE Nobel Committee! Everyone knows that. It's made up of low-IQ people who don't even speak English. The REAL Committee would give me the prize IN A HEARTBEAT!"

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Double-A's avatar

channeling your inner Trump, I see!! Well done!

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Donald, Donald. It's midnight. Time for your Ambien.

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Lynn Tuohy's avatar

I just looked up some info on this year’s prizes. For the first time ever, some people not affiliated with the Nobels were invited to help select the winner of the Peace Prize! I’d say the decision this year was based on popular vote.

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John Townsend's avatar

--a heartbeat Trump does not have!

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Hank Greenspan's avatar

Who's Nobel? Never heard of him. I don't know him. Oh, I did hear he has a really tiny ballroom.

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

It's cuz Orange Shitler wears pants that only require tiny ballroom that he makes up for it with a ludicrously outrageously offensively immorally ginormous ballroom.

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Robert E.'s avatar

Probably hired the best architects shithole countries had to offer, with offshore bitcoin feedbags.

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John Townsend's avatar

Floofie Snapz And Bites Back!

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laura oshea's avatar

Excellent !!! I vote for Mr. Dorrinstrom!!!!

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Bruce Rocheleau's avatar

I assume that this piece was put up before the surrender of the 8 Democrats (& Independent). Their action has stunned and demoralized me. I have already sent messages to all of them denouncing them and promising to support primary opponents (of course, 2 are not running). Victory was within grasp and these cowards gave up.

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Sheryl Weintraub's avatar

Do I hear the faint sound of "Le Marseillaise"?

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

Dunno - which shrooms you munching?

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John Townsend's avatar

French ones, obviously! Truffles to be sure....

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Penny Pawl's avatar

Andy you need a love button cuz I loved this one.

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Halvard Dorrinström...next to our son-in-law and Edvard Grieg, my favorite Norwegian.

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misia.d's avatar

Mountain King!!!

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Joan Tindell's avatar

Not only has Donald Trump denied 42 million people food, he has ordered states to deny people food as well and promised to punish them if they don't comply.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/business/trump-administration-states-undo-full-snap-food-stamps.html?unlocked_article_code=1.0E8.-A90.DM32EOyA-q4e&smid=url-share

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Floofie Snapz Back!'s avatar

I read this earlier, and gotta say I'm damn mad, like flames shooting out my nostrils ragingly pissed off. He spends millions on his vanity pursuits, his golf vacations (that he bills the fed govt for housing his security detail in his hotel), his vengeance rampages, his birthday parade, etc. etc. and so forth... Please read Dean Obeidallah's The Dean's Report post today: "Trump intentionally starving Americans is a crime against humanity" -- it details how exactly it qualifies as a crime, and it's an excellent and informative read. Here's the link:

https://deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/trump-intentionally-starving-americans?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1266886&post_id=178440366&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=3w5ngm&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email

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John Townsend's avatar

The White House floors were about to fall down during Truman's time. It is about time

now for them to fall on Trump.

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Edward Jay Allan's avatar

I am SO sad. And so pissed off.

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Elisabeth Birker's avatar

😂😂. Makes complete sense to me! Thank you Nobel Peace Prize committee and Halvard Dörrinström & Andy Borowitz in particular for such excellent decision making and reporting!! We need plenty more of that! More maelströmes coming our way, unfortunately!

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Is Andy ever going to reveal Mr. Dorrinson's origin? (I kind of hope not, even though I want to know.)

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Susie's avatar

I am so glad Mr. Dorrinström was available to comment, as who else would we ever trust but the Nordic branch of this family?! 🤣🤣🤣

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