Happy Monday Andy ! Thanks for starting the week with sweet laughter!😂With the statistical data you’ve compiled, I think a child is born to Elon every minute 😂💕
I'm pretty sure Elon has mastered the operation of cloning so he can reproduce himself without having to go through the messy process of convincing real women to sleep with him.
I literally can’t wait! I foresee hearing gleeful shouting in the streets, people bursting out of their front doors to embrace each other, wide, relieved smiles. Would it be acceptable if a sailor grabs a dame in Times Square and plants a big smooch on her lips in his great joy?
But on the other hand, Donnie, think of all the cats and dogs that WOULD have been there marching if they were not afraid of being eaten…So this time you really did successfully dodge a bullet!
Happy Monday everyone!
Happy Monday Andy ! Thanks for starting the week with sweet laughter!😂With the statistical data you’ve compiled, I think a child is born to Elon every minute 😂💕
Joke from the Eisenhower Administration:
Presidential population advisor: There’s a woman in this country who has a baby every three minutes.
Ike: Good God, somebody has to stop her!
😂
is her last name Duggar, by any chance?
Probably!
(Har!)
😂😂
Thank you for a good laugh!
hahaha
Yikes!
My husband and I love you. Such a great laugh you provide in this ludicrous climate.
Brilliant, Andy. You get more creative by the day.
Happy Monday indeed! I hope all who marched and protested Saturday are happy and fired up for more more more!
Fired up and ready to fire Trump and company!
You make my day, thanks for letting me start my day with laughter.
Happy Monday❣️
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Tea spit out in laughter yet again. I don’t know why I think I’ll be able to control myself, when there’s been no evidence of that so far.
Back at you Andy. You made me laugh out loud! <3
Andy! Stop making me laugh so much at such a dire situation - but bigs hugs to all of you No Kings marchers xxx
I saw a photo of a woman at the NYC rally carrying a sign “I Want My Daddy Back”. I think it was Tiffany
I thought I saw Eric peeking out from behind a giant frog carrying a Jail to the Chief sign.
<snicker>
😂😂
I wonder if she realizes the feeling isn't mutual (but would be if it were Ivanka).
Not the way he wants Ivanka to use the word "daddy"
Tiffany probably now is not answering any e-mails, letters, or phone calls from anyone in the Trump family or adminsitration.
Hysterical! 😂. So nice when an important event can coincide with a family reunion.
Really nice when the whole reunion is of the same ilk
😂
Ala Atilla the Hun.
Nice one!
1.
Trump said the No Kings crowd was small.
Apparently anything larger than his inauguration photos counts as “fake news.”
2.
Trump only believes crowds are real if they’re standing behind him… or photoshopped there later.
3.
Trump said attendance was low —
because if he can’t see it from a golf cart, it didn’t happen.
4.
The No Kings crowd wasn’t small.
It was just full of people who don’t clap on command.
5.
He called the rally insignificant —
because authoritarians always underestimate citizens right before they lose control of the narrative.
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well said!
--and bring out the guns and/or guillotine!
I prefer the guillotine the gun is to fast
That left 500 who didn't attend.
No…they were there. All present. They were just disguised 🥸. 😂. Far flung seeds…isn’t it romantic! NOT!
Kind of like Monsanto corn?
Dandelions.
--with the emphasis on the corn!
I'm pretty sure Elon has mastered the operation of cloning so he can reproduce himself without having to go through the messy process of convincing real women to sleep with him.
IVF
No doubt!
Just think how many people will be in the streets when this abomination is gone!
I literally can’t wait! I foresee hearing gleeful shouting in the streets, people bursting out of their front doors to embrace each other, wide, relieved smiles. Would it be acceptable if a sailor grabs a dame in Times Square and plants a big smooch on her lips in his great joy?
I hope it's 2 gay servicemen or 2 lesbian service women in military uniform. Then send the historic photo to Pete Kegsbreath.
Yes! Even better if Kegsbreath were one of them!
--with a hot Marine grabbing his.....?
pocket square . . . ? (LOL)
It will be a joyous time!
There is absolutely nothin’ like a dame lol
Now THAT will be a rally and a half
It should be a National Holiday!
Trump Dumped Day! Let the unmarking of his name on all buildings, statues, etc. begin!
Let the "Dump Trumpet" blow loud and clear!
yes, please and thank you!
🥂 🍾🥂🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂🍾🥂
dancing, cheering, celebrating
Oh! The visuals!
I have already gifted subscriptions to two friends.
You are a great American!
They couldn't get any dumber could they? Or is it the population in the US that is unfortunately ignorant enough to have elected Trump a second term.
Never ask if they can get dumber! Their response is “Here, hold my beer!”
<snort laugh>
But on the other hand, Donnie, think of all the cats and dogs that WOULD have been there marching if they were not afraid of being eaten…So this time you really did successfully dodge a bullet!
Hilarious.
Excellent.
Perfect...I guess he only knows how to breed contempt
--among other things......
"Or your sexual assault victims," Musk responded.
Muskox, T-rump…no matter. Both in the same basket of deplorables.