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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Happy Sunday, TBRers! Hope you're resting after a triumphant No Kings weekend!

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Susan Kice's avatar

Overland Park KS was great! Lots of people and signs! Only a couple of trouble makers - 1 in a car with a megaphone. One of the protesters asked the people in the car, "Don't you all have a cross-burning to go to?" That shut them up!

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LHS's avatar

Love it. :) I can't remember where I saw it, but a commenter on a Substack said she had a sign that said "Flip me off if you regret your vote for Trump!". 🤣

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Frau Katze's avatar

Sign on a dog: “He’s neutered but he’s got bigger balls that Mike Johnson.”

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wolf's avatar

omd! That's a winner! 😂

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Patrick's avatar

Our heckler was a guy driving by in a motorcycle with a boombox playing Lee Greenwood's 'Proud to be an American.' If he really wanted to torture us he should've put on Lara Trump's 'Won't Back Down.' That would have dispersed the crowd in a hurry, though it would have been a violation of the Geneva Convention.

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Adam Stoler's avatar

beautiful retort to coward ass bullies

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Elisabeth Birker's avatar

😂😂

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Jocelyn B's avatar

Thanks, Andy! I'm relaxing after a long day at work (I was working an auction), and enjoying your posts and all the wonderful pictures & videos of the protests all over the country and the world.

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Joseph M Becker's avatar

Does anyone think that it was a coincidence that the Louvre was burgled two days after ‘The Mastermind' opened in theaters? [I am wont to say, "I do not believe in coincidences until they occur.”] As an aside, Alana Haim [Baby Haim of HAIM], the female star of ’The Mastermind' is the same Alana Haim that was the female star of ‘Licorice Pizza’, cast as Alana Kane. Together with Leonardo DiCaprio and Sean Penn, she appears in the recently-released 'One Battle after Another’.

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Jan Fabiyi's avatar

I WAS THERE.

And millions more just like me, no relation (thank God) to Elon.

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John Townsend's avatar

Are you sure?

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Jan Fabiyi's avatar

You know, perhaps I should check…

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Karin Ketterson Robinson's avatar

I was at the Pasco County, FL rally. There were several thousand there. In my area, we were mostly senior citizens. We had a huge laugh when our only heckler drove by and yelled "Get a job".

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Gerry Boyce's avatar

How creative of the heckler. Why wasn’t that heckler at work?

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Sandra Greer's avatar

Those THINGS don't work, they grift.

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Joseph M Becker's avatar

Great to hear that there was a rally in Florida.

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Marmo's avatar

Lots of big rallies in FL.

FL is mostly full of criminals, but not everyone is as insane as Governor MoRon DeSatan.

I heard there were thousands at rallies in downtown Miami, Palm Beach Gardens, Sarasota, Daytona Beach, Key West, Key Largo, Boca Raton, Fort Lauderdale, Naples, Fort Myers, Orlando, Clearwater, Tampa, Lakeland, Tallahassee, Destin, Jacksonville, Ocala, Melbourne, Lakeland, St. Pete, Deland, Mt. Dora, Altamonte Springs, Fort Pierce, River Park, Stuart, Lake Worth Beach, Coral Springs, Oakland Park, Pompano Beach, Homestead, Sanibel Island, Hollywood, Sebring, and I'm sure there were others.

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Barbara G Bornstein's avatar

That really is very funny!

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Elisabeth Birker's avatar

😂😂

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Adam Stoler's avatar

yup

can’t fix stupid

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Gerry Boyce's avatar

Mike Johnson was at home praying for the Rapture.

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Sireesha's avatar

I too was praying for Mike Johnson to be raptured, out of this world.

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Kandy Brown's avatar

Oh, wouldn't it be loverly!!!

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Tim Savage's avatar

Why would Jesus take him?

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Marmo's avatar

Jesus wouild take him, but not to where he wants to go.

I'd love to see all these fake Christians try to explain why they gave up all of their values to follow Satan, and blamed that decision on Jesus.

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Sireesha's avatar

To pass him off to Satan. 😆

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John Townsend's avatar

--or just out of it, somehow!

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Elisabeth Birker's avatar

🙏😂😂

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Joseph M Becker's avatar

Rapture? I thought he had been complaining about a rupture [hernia] as the result of repeatedly bending forward to kiss the glutes of - or fellate - Agent Orange.

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D ODonnell's avatar

Fabulous!

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John Townsend's avatar

Oh, no, he might smudge his glasses!

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Joseph M Becker's avatar

No wonder he has shitty thoughts about Democrats.

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Nanci's avatar

TERRIFIC!

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Marc Panaye's avatar

Hi, atheist here. If this helps getting rid of the little lying nay sayer.... I'll start praying to!!

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Nanci's avatar

same here

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Maria Jette's avatar

If that’s what it takes to get rid of Friend Mike, I’ll start praying myself—at double speed!

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John Townsend's avatar

--backwards and forwards!

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Jon Spangler's avatar

As if God would TAKE him and not leave him behind! ;-)

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John Townsend's avatar

--and praying and praying and praying for divine rescue.....

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JeffJ's avatar
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Not to mention the zillions who were there trying to sell their Teslas…

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John Townsend's avatar

--or have them Raptured!

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SUZANNE Marie McAdam's avatar

lol really funny

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D ODonnell's avatar

💯

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Wis's avatar
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((OT - I hafta mention this: The march here in Ft. Collins, CO was amaaaazing! All smiles and chanting with some great signs and cool costumes. We even had a horse named Pete with NO KINGS painted on his ass.

It was peaceful, the police who were there were relaxed and smiling, and it was fun without anyone forgetting why we were there. There was a unity, a love of Constitution, Freedom of Speech and Right to Assemble.

The estimate I heard for Ft. Collins is there were 12-14,000 of us out there marching! It was a long loop of a marching route, and it became like a human ourosboros; when I was finishing the route, hundreds of others were just starting.))

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LHS's avatar

Same thing happened in New York City! The front of the march was done and the back of the march had not yet stepped off!

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Wis's avatar

So cool!!💕

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Tim Savage's avatar

That is wonderful. I love Ft Collins. We had 10 rallies in Wyoming. In our little town 200 hundred folks showed up. Only 4 tRumpers. One had a tRump 202 flag. DOes he even count?

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Wis's avatar

Impressive turnout for a small town in WY! I applaud you! LOL: Trump 202? Any idea what the sign was intended to say? 2028? God forbid! I've not encountered maga on the ground with us protesters - just flipping us off as they drive by in their monster trucks.

There was one guy at one of the protests I noticed who could have been maga. He wore a red cap, a la maga. He sort of made a stir among the protesters, just because it was unexpected. But I went up to him and nearly busted a gut laughing after I looked closely at the cap. Sewn on the front were the humble words: "Relax. It's just a red cap."

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Robert's avatar

Would love to leave a comment but running off to my Antifa cell struggle session. I think we’re doing advanced bomb making tonight or maybe be it was just knitting.

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John Townsend's avatar

Knit, one. Ignite, two!

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Susan Stone's avatar

John, would you teach me your form of knitting, please? I've been knitting for 72 years and never learned that technique.

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John Melmed's avatar

All those Elon children resulted from the Trump - Musk mating rituals.

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Penny Pawl's avatar

I thought I read Elton just mails the seeds!!!!!

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John Townsend's avatar

Ew! Ew! It's those visuals again and again!

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John Melmed's avatar

Those Elon mails subsequently resulted in the seeds of the beginning of Email.

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Lucy K.'s avatar

Oh very funny, I think only you could have thought of that! Elon certainly has done his part in replenishing the white population, too bad for him they’re not all ideologically in line with his fascist thinking.

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Mary kier's avatar

Lol so funny! I got my Sunday night giggle! Thanks Andy! You are a gem🥰💎

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howard levitt's avatar

I hear that Elon's kids were joined by Tiffany Trump, and Ivanka may have been there in disguise.

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Gerry Boyce's avatar

I betcha Melania was there in disguise as Steven Miller with hair

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John Townsend's avatar

--and lots of mascara!

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Wendy S Morris's avatar

No Melania was too busy getting ready to host Putin, her pal!

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

And is it true that 13 of Elon's kids are George Santos?

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John Townsend's avatar

All glued together in one rotundity? A science-fiction nightmare!

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

Yes, John, you have it right. I’m sorry.

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Elisabeth Birker's avatar

😂😂 god forbid!

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M.E. Lawrence's avatar

It gets worse: several dozen of them are Trumps.

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Karen M's avatar

Another burst out laughing situation for me. Thanks, Andy! You are so f'ing hilarious. I protested in Naperville, IL. Great signs and a boisterous, while peaceful crowd

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John Melmed's avatar

I loved that comment I just wrote!

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Andy Borowitz's avatar

Very Trumpy move on your part

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Hugh Jarce's avatar

That I can tell you!

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LHS's avatar

Many people are saying! Sir!

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John Melmed's avatar

Yes, and a sequel called ‘Trump’s Mushroom Escapades’.

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Robert E.'s avatar

Reminds me of a possible movie remake: "Get Shorty ll".

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Marjorie's avatar

As always, thank you for the laugh, while I'm shaking my head in disbelief as to how our current situation has become so absurd. And it's only been nine months.

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Wendy S Morris's avatar

Marjorie - I know only 9 months, don't know if I can do another 3 years and 3 months!

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Barbara G Bornstein's avatar

I couldn't attend for health reasons, so I started watching on the three major new channels. Fox News was especially funny because initially all the anchors were practically foaming at the mouth, hysterical about all the violence the day would produce; and the Republican talking heads couldn't stop themselves from coming up with multiple negative epithets for the protesters. In very little little time, it was clear that nothing terrible was going to happen. Fox went pretty much silent on the whole event. I was glad to see the No Kings march ruin their day.

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John Townsend's avatar

Hallelujah!

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