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Andy Borowitz's avatar

My apologies for creating this visual.

BARBARA RITTER's avatar

It's OK. Makes the perfect companion piece to this morning's lettuce diarrhea stories.

Autumn Mich's avatar

"Lettuce Diarrhea " sounds like a great name for an indy rock band during the '80s.

Doris Buchmann's avatar

Made me laugh out loud! Thanks!

bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

I believe the correct pronunciation would be

"LET-EEECE DEE-AARRHEA" same as a little known amoreuse of Donald .

It's Come To This's avatar

Not a concert I would like to attend....

Annette's avatar

<snort laugh> I'm hoping Blanched Toady has a big salad of cyclospora last night.

Joanne Elizabeth Schulze's avatar

Good point. And we can also add that Blanche's hearing began. More S*%T to come.

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

Andy, I like you so much , I’ll forgive you ! 😉💕Unfortunately I fear that Oopsy Pam will go the way of all spineless, toadying Republicans and Poof ! all these compromising pix will disappear into thin air ! However you will outswift Jonathan Swift ! 💕

Anonymous's avatar

I don’t believe for a minute that you are sorry. 🤣 Now for trying to unsee that mental image- it will take the rest of my life. Quite the thing to wake up to. How are you going to top this?

Annette's avatar

please, please don't top this . . . I'm gonna' need therapy as it is!

Edith Griffin's avatar

And you damn well SHOULD apologize. OMG. Yech!

Forgiven, though, of course.

The Rickster's avatar

Nude photos alone are not serious enough to cause a shakeup.

Annette's avatar

right, look what it did for Melanoma!

Joanne Elizabeth Schulze's avatar

You ruined my morning coffee ritual. And I'm not sure you made this up because it sounds more like something that would actually occur by this band of idiots.

Susan McIntosh's avatar

You've done it again, Andy! For a minute I thought this was a real news story. Very plausible and so disgusting.

Kimball C Pier, Ph.D's avatar

It’s bad enough seeing him fully clothed. I have to consume copious amounts of Pepto-Bismol after seeing any visual

Phil M.'s avatar

Yes, the image of trumps naked rump did ruin my appetite for breakfast. Butt that picture of snooty nose Barbi Bondi makes up for it. Thanks Andy

Jean Jacoby's avatar

It's too late Andy, it's too late.

Curtis P's avatar

Ouch, now I can't unsee that image. Damn you, Andy, you did it again! 🤣

Glen Van veghel's avatar

Trump's entire presidency has been "not for the squeamish"

Steve Beckwith's avatar

Bondi Release of Nude Trump Photos Adds Projectile Vomiting to Cyclospora Explosive Diarrhea Risk

Carla Spackler's avatar

Reminds me of the Family Guy episode when Peter’s explosive diarrhea caused every window in his house to blow out.

Annette's avatar

can you see that happening at the People's House . . . omg, makes Independence Day look like a kiddie movie

felice's avatar

OMG that sure sums up all the present tribulations

Annette's avatar

<standing ovation>

Paula's avatar
4hEdited

Trump said of the photo, "I never met that guy when I was on Epstein's Island, which, by the way, I never visited."

Mary Gilbert's avatar

Exactly how tRump would respond-you nailed it!!!

Phil M.'s avatar

LOL! I now believe he really really said that. And he went on to say, "And Jeffrey was not my bestie forever. And I did not have him suicided in his jail cell after turning the cameras off. And he's definitely not still alive on his new island which doesn't exist."

Annette's avatar

"and that's not even me, its an AI generated picture"

Jim Carmichael's avatar

As Fats Waller said, “One never knows, do one?”

Robert E.'s avatar

And a tune that Trumpload might apply lying about himself: "Ain't Misbehavin' ".

John  (NJ-VT)'s avatar

GREAT!

“In a brief official statement, Bondi said of the photos, “Oopsy, I guess I forgot to redact these.”

She added that Trump should have expected her to retaliate, noting, “Much like his war against Iran, he didn’t think this through.””

I have to assume there has to be some form of truth to this matter so i will have to search. I know the war to be.

John  (NJ-VT)'s avatar

And the release of money to E. Jean! I hope your fingers are typing away Andy, and another interview to come?

What a day, what a day…

Annette's avatar

I'm eager for Friday and Andy's take . . . after the Commander in Cheat's Thursday speech/accusation of election interference.

BTAM Master's avatar

There's not enough ink on Earth to redact fully naked Trump pictures unless you only cover hands and mushrooms, which takes surprisingly little ink.

Robert E.'s avatar

And all the squirrels checking out his acorn.

Mark D Olson's avatar

While not trying to make it worse, do you think he's all orange?

BTAM Master's avatar

I don't want to find out.

Annette's avatar

<snort laugh>

Jim Dygert's avatar

Another great photo Andy! She looks like the type to key your car if she was mad at you!

Mark D Olson's avatar

I'm not sure if I like this one better than the one where she looks like a vicious rabid racoon during one of the congressional hearings or not. In that one she looks like she could do some major damage to an arm or a leg if she bit you.

Jim Dygert's avatar

I agree..could be a toss up..

Annette's avatar

my favorite picture of her is seated, while the Epstein survivors stand behind her . . . and the wench would not turn around

Annette's avatar

with a machete

Steve Benko's avatar

Noting that Trump's nude frolicking partner was Corey Lewandowki, a reporter at the briefing asked who took the photos. "That would be me," she admitted. "Don't tell my husband."

Al Gorythm's avatar

Like the ladies have been saying all along, “Nothing to see here.”

But who are you going to believe: the fake blond with big boobs or Stormy Daniels?

John Lawlor Jr's avatar

Thank god you didn't post the photos. I'd have to poke another eye out. You know, you can't unsee some things, particularly the things you would really like to unsee..

Beryl's avatar

Would that that was true!

Kathy's avatar

Unfortunately Bondi is not capable of upholding the law. She is a republican toady, ready to pull any/all strings to protect slimy lawless individuals like Trump; she’s an evil woman and very ugly American. Cancer becomes her

Robert E.'s avatar

She's all-aboard the Sell Your Soul wagon. Not reverse equiped.

Sharon C Storm's avatar

Beginning my day with a belly laugh helps keep me going these days. This one was “huge”. 🤣😂🤪