Andy, you continue to illuminate the civilized world. The Frat Boy Idiot director and Sec’y Shitfaced Drunk are shining examples of the stupidity, ignorance and incompetence of the PedoFelon administration.
Hilarious Andy, make it big enough so they will all go in there and stay there. Let's fill it with the most bottom shelf liquor we can buy, or maybe moon shine. And right in the middle of this another female cabinet member is fired/resigns. As far as we know, ironically Trump does not really imbibe. He is too drunk on his magnificence. Here is to looking up your old address!
So accurate. Another one who fell off the wagon - Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer - drinking on the job among other things..... Three female cabinet members gone. But not the male drunkards? I would sound the alarm on gender discrimination but I don't think that's the culprit. Those ladies must have done something egregious, right? unlike Cash Patel and Kegsbreath?
These moments of levity are critical for my mental health thanks to TBR. Not to be underestimated! 'Cos the do-do gets deeper every day, just ask Cookie or Mousse.
The public funds alone to prop up his untalented hillbilly girlfriend alone are a disgrace. Throw in the booze and his incompetence, let the shit show begin. I want more of this kind of entertainment. Another nail in the midterm coffin.
Remarkable number of alcoholics in the administration, especially considering that trump appointed them and he doesn’t drink. Maybe he hoped their behavior would make his seem sober by comparison
Maybe not so much Liquor Cabinet as Dr. Caligari's Cabinet of Horrors. I mean, just LOOK at Kristi the Puppy-Killer's face...and her weird husband with the bazooms emblazoned with two wandering Phobos and Demos...er...satellites. A scene from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
They are the opposite of DEI. Everyone one of them are from the same mold: Sychophants,billionaires or hoping to jump on the corruption gravy train, publicity, hounds and lack compassion.
I have a spare Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous. I'm happy to send it to Kash. If he is sober for a day, he might realized that he is totally unqualified for the job and will go home.
Hard to tell if he is a crappy Secretary because he is an alcoholic, or if he is an alcoholic because he is a crappy Secretary. Hmmmmm.
Patel's crazy eyes when on camera has now been solved. He is teying to keep from falling down in a drunken stupor. Apparently being in Dumpy's cabinet causes alcholism. This answers the question of why they all speak crazy stuff.
Again, this is so on the nose accurate as a description of alcoholics. I've known more than my fair share of them in my life. I've only flown on an airplane once in my whole life (round trip) and I can feel for Patel's reluctance. However, I'm so glad all of T's cabinet of snakes will soon be traveling coach. Snakes on a Plane! Oh my!
The thought that we are blessed to have them and JD Vance at the same time as Donald Trump can only come after finishing off a pint of my favorite single malt.
Patel stood at the podium next to Hegseth looking like a guy who just Googled “how to appear sober in 3 easy steps” five minutes before going live—nodding a little too deliberately, gripping the mic like it owed him money, and blinking at the teleprompter as if it might blink back first.
As Carlos Greaves wrote, Trump’s crew should be called The Liquor Cabinet.
Andy, you continue to illuminate the civilized world. The Frat Boy Idiot director and Sec’y Shitfaced Drunk are shining examples of the stupidity, ignorance and incompetence of the PedoFelon administration.
This says it all. May I say ditto and thnk you and Andy for my morning smile.
Mine Too
Thanks Rosemary. We’re each doing our best to keep motivating, inspiring and smiling.
That term is going viral on substacks.
Perfection
Bingo!
Hilarious Andy, make it big enough so they will all go in there and stay there. Let's fill it with the most bottom shelf liquor we can buy, or maybe moon shine. And right in the middle of this another female cabinet member is fired/resigns. As far as we know, ironically Trump does not really imbibe. He is too drunk on his magnificence. Here is to looking up your old address!
RX (Adderall) is his poisin without he would not be able to speak at all. The air sucking when he's trying to speak is a tell all
Probably prescribed by a "physician", no doubt, maybe RFK jr.
HA! Excellent!
Andy, a great idea for another book about the Liquor Cabinet! Hugely laughing at the prospect of another great read! Please?!
Great idea! Where can I buy my advance copy?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
So accurate. Another one who fell off the wagon - Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer - drinking on the job among other things..... Three female cabinet members gone. But not the male drunkards? I would sound the alarm on gender discrimination but I don't think that's the culprit. Those ladies must have done something egregious, right? unlike Cash Patel and Kegsbreath?
I think the wagon went past him at Mach III.
You don't have to be an alcoholic to be part of Trump's Cabinet, but it sure helps.
Lindsay Graham could host them.
Both Hegseth and Patel are so incompetent that they actually improve when alcohol impaired.
Would love to see them on ICE!
actually, ICE and ice - face planting on the ice rink also funny
yes, please!
Two dirty shot glasses together always somehow manage to look shittier than one.
Great photo of Crash Patel and General Hogsbreath! Andy your library of great photos is astounding!
It’s a brilliant strategy actually. Maybe Donald could look more competent by standing next to…next to…there must be someone…
Exactly the only hole Trump ever dug was the one to bury himself.
hoping its deep enough very soon!
Alfred E. Neuman?
What ME Worry?
Ronald McDonald
Bwah ha ha ha !!
Beavis and Butthead. Nyah. Even they would "trump" him.
more like "Twins" ala Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger
.... next to that one boulder covered with bird droppings?
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The picture with the headline was enough to make me smile. Thanks again Andy for brightening my day...however briefly.
These moments of levity are critical for my mental health thanks to TBR. Not to be underestimated! 'Cos the do-do gets deeper every day, just ask Cookie or Mousse.
Discovery in Crash’s lawsuit with the Atlantic is going to be epic!
The public funds alone to prop up his untalented hillbilly girlfriend alone are a disgrace. Throw in the booze and his incompetence, let the shit show begin. I want more of this kind of entertainment. Another nail in the midterm coffin.
I couldn’t agree with you more..
Start popping the popcorn now. We're going to need unprecedented volumes
One for the road again
😆😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Remarkable number of alcoholics in the administration, especially considering that trump appointed them and he doesn’t drink. Maybe he hoped their behavior would make his seem sober by comparison
Maybe not so much Liquor Cabinet as Dr. Caligari's Cabinet of Horrors. I mean, just LOOK at Kristi the Puppy-Killer's face...and her weird husband with the bazooms emblazoned with two wandering Phobos and Demos...er...satellites. A scene from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
He has all the characteristics of a dry drunk, as noted by Susie Wiles.
Trump doesn’t get wasted, but he lays the world waste.
Talk about DEI. A presidency of misfits and miscreants.
Drunk Entitled Ignorant
Bingo
🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯
YES!
They are the opposite of DEI. Everyone one of them are from the same mold: Sychophants,billionaires or hoping to jump on the corruption gravy train, publicity, hounds and lack compassion.
The Dustbin of History beckons..........
I have a spare Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous. I'm happy to send it to Kash. If he is sober for a day, he might realized that he is totally unqualified for the job and will go home.
Hard to tell if he is a crappy Secretary because he is an alcoholic, or if he is an alcoholic because he is a crappy Secretary. Hmmmmm.
A friend pointed out that is she had to work for Rump she'd probably have to start drinking heavily. Chicken and egg for Kash I guess.
both
Patel's crazy eyes when on camera has now been solved. He is teying to keep from falling down in a drunken stupor. Apparently being in Dumpy's cabinet causes alcholism. This answers the question of why they all speak crazy stuff.
Thanks Andy
You are the best, and the funniest.
Not sure if it's a result or prerequisite.
Again, this is so on the nose accurate as a description of alcoholics. I've known more than my fair share of them in my life. I've only flown on an airplane once in my whole life (round trip) and I can feel for Patel's reluctance. However, I'm so glad all of T's cabinet of snakes will soon be traveling coach. Snakes on a Plane! Oh my!
there would be double snakes on a plane then . . . tRump's cabinet and the reptile version
The thought that we are blessed to have them and JD Vance at the same time as Donald Trump can only come after finishing off a pint of my favorite single malt.
God bless the Scots!
Patel stood at the podium next to Hegseth looking like a guy who just Googled “how to appear sober in 3 easy steps” five minutes before going live—nodding a little too deliberately, gripping the mic like it owed him money, and blinking at the teleprompter as if it might blink back first.
great description!
Everything is relative, I guess