You must have him confused with David Dennison, who signed that $140,000 check to her.
Bizarre fun fact: You Know Who despises Bette Midler, who played the buck-toothed Winnifred Sanderson in "Hocus Pocus" belting out 'I Put a Spell on You' with her back-up sisters. David Dennison was the name of the father of Max Dennison, who turned Winnifred to stone and zapped her sisters into oblivion.
Yes, his "mind" is just that petty and pissy -- and weird.
I remember observing that in the very beginning. Each cabinet member clearly had either 0 qualifications OR had a career history of fighting with the Dept they were appointed to lead.
Trumps goals as president is to destroy the US from the inside out and pocket what he can on the way.
This administration seeks to find the absolute worst in everything-policies, candidates for office. It seems to be a deliberate effort to ruin not only our country but the entire world. SMH yet again.
Trump takes instructions received from his mentor Putin during secret telephone conversations that he doesn’t let anyone listen in on. Do people have any other explanation for Trump’s decisions that benefit only Putin?
I think Rump is too far gone to care. It's possible he never has. In any case, he increasingly does exactly what he wants (a huge gold statue and no books in his legacy library???). It's the sneaky, greedy, thoroughly evil minions manipulating him (and his flashy-Sharpee executive orders) that we really need to worry about.
Agree. Even a marginally competent POTUS would have difficulty doing the multitasking that trump does—the massive midnight tweeting, the many press releases, the golfing, etc.—someone(s) else is driving the MAGA bus. Miller, RFKJ, Kegsbreath of course, among others. They simply feed their plans to trump and then carry them out.
Many are only focused on what their pastor tells them to think or are focused on their tax benefits/financial gain. Suppose the rest are frightened if loosing their guns and biggots. So there you have the majority of GOP voters
I believe Kegsbreath is building his own little War Empire. He wants to be the leader, barking orders and sending people into battle, to fight . . . for him.
All either drunk as skunks, nasty as spitting cobras, dumb as caterpillars with ADHD, with a few demonically possessed here and there (to relieve us of boredom I guess).
Here now, caterpillars aren't dumb. Neither are people with ADHD. A number of people I know who have it say that it's both a handicap and a superpower, since they can focus on multiple things at once. The rest of us mere mortals are really bad at multi-tasking and just do a worse job of everything.
Actually, the one overriding qualification everyone has, in this administration, is the suckupedness to the bloated yam. Kiss his ring, or a body part, and you're in . . . until you diss him, then you're out. Its the new hokey pokey - they're all hokey, until they can be put in the pokey. The end.
This may be an effort to balance out a mistake someone made in nominating an actually competent person to run the CDC. Super-competent Black woman!! Oops, they need a counter-weight to her, I pray she lasts in the job but she's already failed the incompetence test. She's going to be mighty lonely.
As most of the people who subscribe to Andy’s blog would agree we as a country have little to say in how the country is run. People of power( some who are nameless) and money steers this ship..
I personally feel like any member of Congress, that came back from a two-week spring break (more than us mere mortals are ever able to enjoy), with a glowing tan should be forced to provide their constituents with a list of their ACTUAL accomplishments to date. Not "I've submitted this . . " "I've supported this . . "
Every day, the turd who still uses Brylcreem to slick back his hair shits all over real military professionals while ordering them to "kill people and break things." If this continues, one day, after one of his evenings of binge-boozing, a true Night of the Long Knives may await.
A requirement for a government job these days is that the appointee must not be smarter, more sane, or better than Agent Orange in any way. So we start off at a very low level. Another requirement is that knowledge of facts of any kind will get you fired. And we have not gotten to the bottom yet.
Reminds me of the woman who said the earth is carried on the back of a giant turtle. When asked what the turtle was standing on, she replied that it was turtles all the way down
When I read "The following post is 100% factual." I braced myself. It's not that I am not paying attention, it's just that there is so much to pay attention to. But, "keep calm and carry on" and "when you're going through hell, keep going" need to be our mottos. 😥
These awful truths are making me cry. I'll try to cut back on my drinking. One alcoholic beverage per day, instead of 2 glasses of wine, should suffice. Then I'll bury my head in escapist fiction & write bad, maudlin poetry.
The only person Trump ever hired that was actually qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels.
Correct. And she was also the only independent contractor he ever paid.
Yes but apparently not enough. Like so many others she had to take him to court.
No it was Michael Cohen ???? 47 only signed it I could be wrong
Same difference.
Or, a distinction without a difference!
And only because she sued him for her rightful compensation!
.... for ones drump got stiffed..... (pun very much intended)
I was under the impression that like many Trump contractors he stiffed her... no wait! I mean he didn't pay her.
Ba-dum-BUMP!
The best version of the punctuating rim shot I ever heard was this: "bucketofish"!
Try it! ;-D
Sounds Yiddish.
To be completely fair to Trump, I seem to recall Stormy saying the service was just a little thing, so maybe she didn't bother to charge him anything.
I heard she called it “a little mushroom”.
Shd probably wasn't sure if any services were rendered.
Watch this! https://www.google.com/search?q=jimmy+kimmel+and+stormy+interview&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS611US611&oq=Jimmy+Falon+and+Stormy&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCAgBEAAYFhgeMgYIABBFGDkyCAgBEAAYFhgeMggIAhAAGBYYHjIHCAMQABjvBdIBCTk0ODFqMGoxNagCCLACAfEFMiaUdd6JZ9U&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:59dcc95e,vid:Ntl5Da1vblI,st:0
I SAW IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It didn't come through, but I'm sure it is WONDERFUL.
<snicker> mushrooms are soft and spongy . . . just putting that piece of info out there
Annette, you are SO BAD. And I mean that in a good way.
thank you :)
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Took me a second😄😄
You must have him confused with David Dennison, who signed that $140,000 check to her.
Bizarre fun fact: You Know Who despises Bette Midler, who played the buck-toothed Winnifred Sanderson in "Hocus Pocus" belting out 'I Put a Spell on You' with her back-up sisters. David Dennison was the name of the father of Max Dennison, who turned Winnifred to stone and zapped her sisters into oblivion.
Yes, his "mind" is just that petty and pissy -- and weird.
Actually, "Not qualified in any way" seems to be the main hiring requirement. He made an error with Stormy.
I remember observing that in the very beginning. Each cabinet member clearly had either 0 qualifications OR had a career history of fighting with the Dept they were appointed to lead.
Trumps goals as president is to destroy the US from the inside out and pocket what he can on the way.
Yup. That is now and has always been the "raison d'etre" of the entire meshuggeneh debacle. Or, in colloquial American, "buncha dumbasses".
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Today - you win, Al.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
And it turned out Stormy was a very reluctant employee!
Wouldn't you be? Do you have to service every John...I mean really?!
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That we know of.
Al this is the line of the day. Great line and 100% true. Great job Al
This administration seeks to find the absolute worst in everything-policies, candidates for office. It seems to be a deliberate effort to ruin not only our country but the entire world. SMH yet again.
It is a deliberate effort to ruin our country. Make no mistake about that.
Donnie working for Vladimir is the elephant in the room everyone seems to be ignoring.
I say we make him irrelephant.
ba-dum-bump
Don is working for Putin as the designated Trojan Horse.
Trump takes instructions received from his mentor Putin during secret telephone conversations that he doesn’t let anyone listen in on. Do people have any other explanation for Trump’s decisions that benefit only Putin?
Think what his interpreter must know!
I say we make him irrelephant.
Caitegorically!
I think Rump is too far gone to care. It's possible he never has. In any case, he increasingly does exactly what he wants (a huge gold statue and no books in his legacy library???). It's the sneaky, greedy, thoroughly evil minions manipulating him (and his flashy-Sharpee executive orders) that we really need to worry about.
Can’t you see Susie Wiles as the head librarian behind a big, gilded desk saying “Shhhhh!”
Agree. Even a marginally competent POTUS would have difficulty doing the multitasking that trump does—the massive midnight tweeting, the many press releases, the golfing, etc.—someone(s) else is driving the MAGA bus. Miller, RFKJ, Kegsbreath of course, among others. They simply feed their plans to trump and then carry them out.
Exactly
These inept weird choices are on purpose:
to make a mockery of our systems
while at the same time feeding incompetence.
The goal is to break us and we can’t let them succeed!!!!
Cao is another Tweedle Dee Dum Trump has added to his addled liqueur cabinet!
Yep--it's in his authoritarian playbook, yet so many Americans still swoon over him.
Indeed, yesterday's poll shows 62% approval from Republicans - still!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Many are only focused on what their pastor tells them to think or are focused on their tax benefits/financial gain. Suppose the rest are frightened if loosing their guns and biggots. So there you have the majority of GOP voters
I believe Kegsbreath is building his own little War Empire. He wants to be the leader, barking orders and sending people into battle, to fight . . . for him.
Consider Project 2025.
All either drunk as skunks, nasty as spitting cobras, dumb as caterpillars with ADHD, with a few demonically possessed here and there (to relieve us of boredom I guess).
Here now, caterpillars aren't dumb. Neither are people with ADHD. A number of people I know who have it say that it's both a handicap and a superpower, since they can focus on multiple things at once. The rest of us mere mortals are really bad at multi-tasking and just do a worse job of everything.
OK. Flatworms then.
Now you've annoyed the Flatworm Lobby. Frankly, any critter that is compared to Trump officials should rightly feel insulted.
Aah Planaria.
That's a great description and so colorfu.
Yes, a little something for everyone; pick your poison.
You would be even more accurate if you were to delete "either."
Or a combination of all of the above….
I am so using that caterpillar reference!
Trump is a Trojan Horse designated by Putin to destroy the USA from within.
history will show it to be true
He hires the best of the worst.
Actually, the one overriding qualification everyone has, in this administration, is the suckupedness to the bloated yam. Kiss his ring, or a body part, and you're in . . . until you diss him, then you're out. Its the new hokey pokey - they're all hokey, until they can be put in the pokey. The end.
This may be an effort to balance out a mistake someone made in nominating an actually competent person to run the CDC. Super-competent Black woman!! Oops, they need a counter-weight to her, I pray she lasts in the job but she's already failed the incompetence test. She's going to be mighty lonely.
Only lost by 9 points? People voted for him?
I had that same thought!
I was stunned by that as well. Talk about the bottom of the barrel.
maybe the use of the word "hung" was confusing . . . they didn't look at it as a sexual reference, but instead, the refrain from J6 and Mike Pence.
Just when you thought it could not get any worse, it gets worse.
Obviously a photo of Hogsbreath yelling at his paperboy…am I correct? Another day another distraction from the EPSTEIN FILES!
What files?
I feel the same way as you…it appears our elected officials have dropped the ball..
And the victims get crapped on again
As most of the people who subscribe to Andy’s blog would agree we as a country have little to say in how the country is run. People of power( some who are nameless) and money steers this ship..
I personally feel like any member of Congress, that came back from a two-week spring break (more than us mere mortals are ever able to enjoy), with a glowing tan should be forced to provide their constituents with a list of their ACTUAL accomplishments to date. Not "I've submitted this . . " "I've supported this . . "
Every day, the turd who still uses Brylcreem to slick back his hair shits all over real military professionals while ordering them to "kill people and break things." If this continues, one day, after one of his evenings of binge-boozing, a true Night of the Long Knives may await.
excellent point; I feel great empathy for our brave servicemen and servicewomen who have to report to this deranged and dangerous Man'O'War
They should all refuse
This group of thugs at the helm sure have a penchant for appointing stupid demented people to important positions.
A requirement for a government job these days is that the appointee must not be smarter, more sane, or better than Agent Orange in any way. So we start off at a very low level. Another requirement is that knowledge of facts of any kind will get you fired. And we have not gotten to the bottom yet.
There is no bottom.
Reminds me of the woman who said the earth is carried on the back of a giant turtle. When asked what the turtle was standing on, she replied that it was turtles all the way down
When I read "The following post is 100% factual." I braced myself. It's not that I am not paying attention, it's just that there is so much to pay attention to. But, "keep calm and carry on" and "when you're going through hell, keep going" need to be our mottos. 😥
These awful truths are making me cry. I'll try to cut back on my drinking. One alcoholic beverage per day, instead of 2 glasses of wine, should suffice. Then I'll bury my head in escapist fiction & write bad, maudlin poetry.
<appreciative applause>
Seems, “What could go wrong?” isn’t a question—it’s the mission statement. 🤦🏻♀️
🎯
Too true, alas.
Similar to "Move fast and break things".
What could go wrong? Oh I don’t know…Howzabout replacing Randi George with Maria Bartiromo just for an opener !?
Do you feel, as I do, as a crafter of humor, that Reality could threaten our Craft?
it is amazing that the Onion can stay in business when the mainstream media are coming up with the same kind of headlines...
This is the blessing of being incompetent. One does not realize that what they take seriously creates mirth within those who witness it.
Perhaps we are finally returning to the stage of ridicule described in Andy’s book “Profiles in Ignorance”.
Good one!
Yes - it's sobering when you know you REALLY couldn't make this up!
Dear heavens. Every day brings something worse than the day before.
That's why I'm crying.
<hugs> we'll get through this, Frances! And come out better on the other side.
All of this is disgusting!
The busiest person in the world: the one who fact=checks Doonie.
That ship sailed.
Deep breath. Another deep breath. We need to know this,so thank you. But Oh My God.
I will retire to Bedlam.
Careful, it maybe crowded with Cabinet rejects already.
we are living in bedlam right now