Putin and Netanyahu Formalize Joint Ownership of Trump
MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—In what they described as a landmark deal, on Tuesday Russian President Vladimir Putin and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu formalized their joint ownership of Donald J. Trump.
At a press conference in the Kremlin, Netanyahu characterized the arrangement as “basically a timeshare.”
“Vlad will own him when he wants to reject peace proposals for Ukraine, and I’ll own him when I want to reject peace proposals for Gaza,” he said. “Everyone wins.”
By jointly owning Trump, the two leaders will also acquire stakes in over 200 Republican members of Congress, FIFA President Gianni Infantino, and CBS News chief Bari Weiss.
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They scooped him up at a bargain prince because they bought him "as is." Have a great day, everyone!
The value of pre owned politicians has always been historically low, and this make / model year, was never popular, and suffers from too much baggage despite its ample proportions. Age, condition, poor maintenance, dubious record keeping, zero race history, and low CarFox report tags this " just another used politician" ...."odd color choice too"
"Always buy the the best politician available, reputation restoration costs are high, making this one a poor investment"