Qataris Buy Trump’s Tesla for $400 Million
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a deal that immediately stirred controversy, on Monday the government of Qatar confirmed that it had purchased Donald J. Trump’s red Tesla Model S for $400 million.
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt asserted that there was nothing improper about the transaction, claiming, “President Trump greatly enhanced the value of the car by sitting in it once.”
But even as Trump touted the sale as the latest evidence of his business acumen, a source close to the Qataris revealed, “The joke’s on him—they paid him in Trump crypto.”
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Thanks for a good laugh to start off the day. The thought of Taco Belle’s butt enhancing the value of anything gave me an image that might be hard to shake but I can persevere!
We are living in the Twilight Zone because this is a totally believable story.