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Al Gorythm's avatar

A waste is a terrible thing to mind.

Mike Hammer's avatar

But RFK says “A mind is a great thing to get wasted.”

Al Gorythm's avatar

Wake and bake!

Marmo's avatar

Mike Hammer - He must have laerned that from Kegsbreath - they've been hanging out and trying to out-macho each other.

John Townsend's avatar

--lifting weights instead of lifting their minds......

Marmo's avatar

Bingo, John Townsend.

Natalie Parker's avatar

It's not surprising that they both inject testosterone to maintain their mighty virility.

Marmo's avatar

John Townsend - It is their fantasy, so they can make it anything they want. Perhaps they both have hidden wings. Who knows what those two wasted minds have fabricated to feed to the gullible.

Natalie Parker's avatar

A little sarcasm there....

John Townsend's avatar

--and a lot of ticked-off anger!

Marmo's avatar

Natalie Parker - Not surprising at all. And I would suggest that you mean that it is to maintain their imaginary mighty virility. If they were really virile, then they wouldn't be so obsessed with it.

Randi McKenzie's avatar

For all those drugs there must be some residual impact. Well said Mike

Marmo's avatar

Al Gorythm - You nailed it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I wish that the MAGAs would learn this.

Maybe the one whose wife is being detained by ICE will figure it out. They don't think their cruelty to others can touch them, and that's why they engage in it.

Randi McKenzie's avatar

Absolutely. They need to experience some of the ideas expressed in the AI generated George Carlin YouTube that’s titled something like “I’m glad I’m dead”

John Townsend's avatar

--and we mind it terribly!

Shannon Kincaid's avatar

I’m just impressed RFK Jr. finally found a conspiracy theory with supporting evidence.

Mike Hammer's avatar

He said “I need this like another hole in the head.”

Barbara Marling's avatar

The embarrassment of the Kennedy family has unfortunately become our national embarrassment. To make matters worse his non-scientific theories have been embraced by our very own Idiot in Chief and will undoubtedly be accepted by his equally ignorant followers.

Joanne Elizabeth Schulze's avatar

Some things are hard to explain as historians will learn when looking back at Trump and his cabinet of numbskulls.

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

Very true! Just as inexplicable as to why this worm- eaten numbskull is HHS and our equally numbskull Republican Senators are rudely castigating one our country’s most eminent physicians! 🙄

John Townsend's avatar

"WTF"s will be found abundantly in many future historians' papers about Trump and Company.

Michael Lavering's avatar

“But when every time I open my mouth something irredeemably idiotic comes out, that can’t be a coincidence.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣

John Townsend's avatar

It sure as hell ain't serendipity! More like dipwaddery!

Mike Gelt's avatar

Who Controls RFK Jr.’s Mind?

Today's big mystery: Who actually controls RFK Jr.’s mind?

Scientists say it’s definitely not medical science.

His doctors say it’s not them.

His staff says they have no idea.

So far, investigators have narrowed it down to Facebook, a YouTube algorithm, three conspiracy theorists, and a raccoon with a Wi-Fi connection.

And somehow, the raccoon is winning.

Michael Stayton's avatar

It was the worm. It gave up its life to plant the mind control device.

Mike Hammer's avatar

The worm got that information from the worm home express.

John Townsend's avatar

--and the raccoon may be rabid!

Cindy La Ferle's avatar

Once again, this morning I nearly spilled my coffee, laughing aloud while I read this one. But really, Andy, your column today is the only logical explanation.

Pradnya Sikand's avatar

Andy is the only person who can make me laugh before that first sip of nirvanic coffee! 😂❤️

Cindy La Ferle's avatar

He has a gift -- and he is a gift to us!

Jan Fabiyi's avatar

Yes, you must laugh before you sip the coffee, or else risking it being spewed all over the kichen table. Speaking from experience.

Carol Quantock's avatar

I was lucky to have had my two cups before I read today's column. Between Andy and Dave Barry, I'm fortunate not to have incurred serious nostril injury from coffee spewing out.

mer's avatar

One worm over heard saying: « There goes the neighborhood… »

John Townsend's avatar

"--and it wasn't great to begin with".

BTAM Master's avatar

Thoughts coming in from a worm hole.

Stephen Werner's avatar

It has to be the sequel "The Silence of the Worms!"

Michael Lederman's avatar

Upon hearing this, the worm chuckled with delight. Central Synagogue had the best space lasers ever. Not only could he control RFKs thoughts with them, he could even beat him at Wordle.

Joseph M Becker's avatar

Central Synagogues' Rabbi Angela Buchdahl is said to be wonderful.

However, we are Conservative and stream Park Avenue Synagogue's Rabbis Elliot Cosgrove and his fellow rabbis as well as their excellent Chazzan Ari Schwartz, his

colleague Chazzans* AND his four children.

* Could I have used chazzanim when some are female, others male?

While it's 68 years since I left Hebew day school been 10-year-old Hebrew day school

granddaughter will know as should our children.

QUESTION: Since a female chazzan is referred to as a chazzanit, why isn't a female rabbi

designated as a rabbit?

Michael Lederman's avatar

I'm thinking the worm might know?

John Townsend's avatar

A mystery of the Cosmos!

Susan Kice's avatar

Add RFK Jr to the "Dick" list!

Laurence G's avatar

Oh...he's been there for some time!!!!!!!!!!!

John Townsend's avatar

--and he's way up high on it, even before Dr. Oz!

Jay F's avatar

I wish that moron would change his name.

Bobby was a person of substance.

Christina  A.'s avatar

Trump chose him because of his name! Apart from this, I think Trump is the first Potus ever to have a brainworm in his administration, the most beautiful brainworm the world has ever seen, many people tell him with tears in their eyes.

AVee. (Alexia)'s avatar

🤣🤣🤣Kennedy …. A new brand of nut.

You gave us another fantastic interlay of interplaying vocabulary comedy!

RFK:….”Calling it the “most shocking conspiracy” he has ever “unearthed”

And (Xxxxx) in the insert as replacement hire for Leavitte as Press Sec, spinning “the cornucopia” of whoppers!

RFK Bob jr

Leavitte

Santos

(Xxxxx)

What a collection of dolts!

But great fodder for your comedy!

👏👏

Paul rathblott's avatar

“I think I figured out. I’ve been asking myself: How could there be such an incompetent cabinet”. The answer: Trump told his transition team to make sure that he was the smartest one in the room.

John Townsend's avatar

--and that transition team got splinters from the bottom of the barrel under their fingernails!