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Somalis Express No Interest in Immigrating to Country with Shithole President

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Andy Borowitz
Dec 04, 2025
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MOGADISHU (The Borowitz Report)—A new poll released on Thursday reveals that a broad majority of Somalis have “no interest” in immigrating to a country led by what they termed a “shithole president.”

Though 78 percent of Somalis called current conditions in the US “just too violent,” the nation’s so-called shithole president drew …

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