On second thought, perhaps, if she's willing to completely reboot herself: Stefanik is intelligent looking, but plain, even with make-up, and Donald likes his front women to be Mar-a-Lacquered.
For a reboot she'd need to do a complete Maga-morphosis, like the other women in Trump's orbit. Pumping up your lips is a must-have, along with tailored eyebrows and cellophaned hair to create 'highlights'! And.....maybe even newly created high cheekbones... Meow!
Her family didn't live in the district when she was first elected. She probably never wanted to either. Her parents had a seasonal home. She has always lied to advance her career.
She is my rep in upstate NY. Worthless! She never lived in our district, but used her parent's vacation home as her address. While campaigning throughout the district, her car sported Virginia plates. My guess is that Fox followers will soon be able to see and listen to her vitriolic drivel.
Yes. All of that is true. I also live in the district. When she was actually meeting with those she represented, dhe was so afraid of us she had a police escort. She also didn't answer wuestions honestly. Just pat answers. Dhe didnt even listen. Well you know exactly ehat she did and continues to do.
as I recall, in Pennsylvania you only have to buy a house in the state in order to run for Senate...but you'll still need a little extra election tinkering from Musk in order to win...
Well, her son probably does want her to spend more time with him - he’s still too young to understand her crazy politics. Who knows about her gun-toting husband? But you raise a good point, Andy. We need an apolitical way for family members to assert their views on how much time they want to spend with these resigning politicians!
Sounds like some family members of AZ MAGA Andy Biggs who must be feeling the heat from his family finally and is quitting the House to be the next MAGA MEGA LOSER in AZ politics.
I was unaware of this bit of good news, thx! Of course, his replacement could be even worse (is that possible? Rhetorical question...) so there's that possibility.
It depends… perhaps the epstein files will ultimately lead to truth gaining traction in our government. Likely? It’s going to be difficult because it would require humility & dedication instead of the pursuit of power/advantage/money/favored status and praise. Our founding fathers weren’t perfect, but lordy we have been so abused by the criminal actions and neglect lately by mostly GOP along with some Democrats
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Yeah. I'm sure. The holidays should be Merry and Bright at her house since she can just plug her brain into one of the sockets for the tree and light up the whole house.
I see every maga-loving mother or father being responsible for years of future therapy for their children, just to "de-unhinge" them, ground them in reality and teach them a sane way of life.
Yeah, she said she was first and foremost a MOM. And that she wanted to spend more time with her son. But it's blindingly clear that if she'd been endorsed by Trump, her son would've been designated an inconvenience and been relegated to the sidelines of her reprehensible, miserable life.
There's a reason why she looks like a jelly donut. She is a spineless shapeshifter and an out and out FRAUD.
She also said that her most important job is "Mom." I was blissfully unaware that she had offspring. Do you think her kids are happy that Mommy the Two-Faced Politician is paying attention to them?
Wait, she actually said that? So sad. And have you considered writing a column about this favorite cliche of politicians (after "the American people")?
I'm betting her constituents' growing disgust, paired with a fresh start as a lobbyist or Fox ranter.
You’re in top form! “Extinction level event known as DT”, “original recipe and extra crazy”, “septic tank of lies”! Hope Stefanik enjoys reading this masterpiece!
"Moderate Republican" -- anyone to the left of Heinrich Himmler. 🤣 🤪 😂
The best part? As an influencer and trend-setter, we can expect MANY more nebbishes and nobodies suddenly mumbling about the need to spend more precious time with their families....
Very far west -- West Hollywood. A related word is 'nebbach' (pronounced neb-back) with similar meaning: a hapless, ineffectual, unpopular and stupid person. Easily applied to Stefucknik.
Then they will just go on to form Nebbish and Nobody Societies" who turn up in droves at TurningPointUSAcons. "Cons" being the operative part of that name.
Yeah, EB went to Harvard Law School, where reading is required. Still, EB browbeat Harvard Pres. Claudine Gay at a congressional hearing. Gay should now be enjoying a mega-level of schadenfreude.
A 2025 Hannukah (Hanukkah, Chanu...) Miracle indeed! The story is a bit inverted, with her light miraculously going out rather than persisting, but I'm fine with it.
The Stefanik moment that stands out in my memory is her preening, posturing, screeching interrogation of the Presidents of Penn, Harvard and MIT about antisemitism. It was pure performance, for an audience of one, and incredibly hypocritical, given the current antisemitic tendencies of the Republican party.
Gee Paul, I'm really surprised you had already heard of "that story" having to do with oil unexpectedly lasting 8 days! You are really in the know! - Compliments from DJT
When I read something like this - humorous maybe , but factual - I cannot get my head around what is going on in the brains of people like this woman. How do you make intellectual (I use the word loosely) U-turns and not have your head explode?
It's not intellectual Perhaps he grabbed her by her privates and she loved it. but when she offered herself again, he turned away, no longer interested in her parts that bore children.
My eyes filled with wonder and joy when I read Stefanik was leaving politics! There really is a Santa Claus. I hope it is because she recovered her humanity but, let’s get real, I doubt it.
Thank you Andy for this brilliant piece! I don’t know how Trump turns seemingly rational human beings into crack pots 😉I won’t miss her tantrums and her deplorable behavior 🙄. Harvard has inflicted many obnoxious pomposities on the hapless populace but it has also given us the gift of an Andy Borowitz ! 😉
I don’t know why this phrase doesn’t convey the exact opposite of the way it is currently used. Trump IS deranged, and Trump Derangement Syndrome is what Trump suffers from.
I agree. I've always wondered about the way the term was "officially" used, but I usually blamed my concern on my being just an overly picky retired English teacher.
That's been my stance for a long time. MAGAts love to hurl the TDS "diagnosis" at sane people with opposing views, but it's classic projection. The MAGA deplorables are the ones who are truly suffering the well-known, brain-damaging effects of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
WONDERFUL. We could ask ourselves if we'd have an Andy if we didn't have a Trumpety Dumpety, but I firmly believe we could. His spread is wide! And we are grateful.
I live in her district. Her lies, name calling, and complete lack of touch with the needs and representation of this district are well known . Even her "newsletters" disappeared for weeks at a time. Not that they held much relevant content. Your summary is pretty spot on and I don't think for one minute we have heard the last from her☹️
This is true. Although she could dye her hair blond to be a good fit with faux"news". She would fit well into the Cabinet, maybe after Botox Barbie or Hogsbreath leave.
Not only is this a brilliant takedown of a political chameleon, but it is a history of Republican cowardice over the last 9 years. A classic--thank you.
I always wonder whether any of these characterless politicians lean toward their bathroom mirror in the morning and intone "WTF am I really doing?" I mean, I must have had the best parents (it's not a religion that taught me right from wrong). My moral core has never shifted. I don't understand how her's (their's) can do so.
Because the moral aspect must never have taken root. Surface stuff only - until it stopped getting you what you want. Then, like the clothes you wear, just put on new ones?
Some people simply have no conscience or sensitivity. No moral core; therefore, nothing to shift. Trumpety Dumpety is the most conspicuous example, and his sycophants passed the acid test.
Pope Leo was perhaps persuaded by the open letter from 1000 Catholic Church leaders and social justice advocates chastising him for supporting Trump. I was particularly disgusted by his fawning at the Alfred E Smith dinner.
I too am glad to see Dolan go. Mary Jo McConahay wrote an excellent book on right wing extremism in the USCCB. Pope Leo can pick other names straight from there.
apparently all prelates submit a resignation letter at the age of 75. The Pope chooses to accept some faster than others. On this one, he did not hesitate at all ... and given the successor, one imagines why he did not.
We in NY Dstrict 21 say "Good Riddens" to Elise. As my friend said, "Your bumper sticker has almost faded away." (It looks something like this eLIsES.) I can't wait to replace it/her.
She said she wants to spend more time with her family. But has anyone consulted her family?
Is she resigning to join ICE? That’s about the only career move she has left…
She finally realized that she was skating on thin ICE!
ouch
Insert rim-shot here!
She wants to be the next ice barbie when Chump fires puppy killer.
Oh, god, NO!
On second thought, perhaps, if she's willing to completely reboot herself: Stefanik is intelligent looking, but plain, even with make-up, and Donald likes his front women to be Mar-a-Lacquered.
"Mar-a-Lacquered": LOVE IT!
Oooh, me too!
For a reboot she'd need to do a complete Maga-morphosis, like the other women in Trump's orbit. Pumping up your lips is a must-have, along with tailored eyebrows and cellophaned hair to create 'highlights'! And.....maybe even newly created high cheekbones... Meow!
"Tailored"? Yes! That's the adjective I've been hunting to describe those weird eyebrows.
She needs a ton of plastic surgery.
According to Donald's idea of beauty, we all need a ton.
Well, she does use false eye lashes, but her lips are pretty thin and she doesn't appear to have hair extensions....
Maybe there's hope für our Elise. Must continue to track this breaking news.
Just caught the fur mit umlaut. Well-done!
Not without a makeover and boob-lift!
Har!
If that would bring her back into Dump's favor, sure! Elise wouldl crawl on her knees and lick Dump's dumpster if it's help her.
--besides McDonald's or Burger King!
Her family didn't live in the district when she was first elected. She probably never wanted to either. Her parents had a seasonal home. She has always lied to advance her career.
She is my rep in upstate NY. Worthless! She never lived in our district, but used her parent's vacation home as her address. While campaigning throughout the district, her car sported Virginia plates. My guess is that Fox followers will soon be able to see and listen to her vitriolic drivel.
Yes. All of that is true. I also live in the district. When she was actually meeting with those she represented, dhe was so afraid of us she had a police escort. She also didn't answer wuestions honestly. Just pat answers. Dhe didnt even listen. Well you know exactly ehat she did and continues to do.
According to the law you don't have to live in the district you represent, just in the same state.
as I recall, in Pennsylvania you only have to buy a house in the state in order to run for Senate...but you'll still need a little extra election tinkering from Musk in order to win...
Well, her son probably does want her to spend more time with him - he’s still too young to understand her crazy politics. Who knows about her gun-toting husband? But you raise a good point, Andy. We need an apolitical way for family members to assert their views on how much time they want to spend with these resigning politicians!
Sounds like some family members of AZ MAGA Andy Biggs who must be feeling the heat from his family finally and is quitting the House to be the next MAGA MEGA LOSER in AZ politics.
I was unaware of this bit of good news, thx! Of course, his replacement could be even worse (is that possible? Rhetorical question...) so there's that possibility.
It depends… perhaps the epstein files will ultimately lead to truth gaining traction in our government. Likely? It’s going to be difficult because it would require humility & dedication instead of the pursuit of power/advantage/money/favored status and praise. Our founding fathers weren’t perfect, but lordy we have been so abused by the criminal actions and neglect lately by mostly GOP along with some Democrats
Stefanik has personally requested George Santos to be her replacement.
She can instruct him on how to dress in drag!
Andy is going to be the next Kari Lake in the continuation of idiotic MAGA candidates put up by AZ MAGAS
Keep those Californians and New Yorkers moving to Arizona.
Well still good news. J6 conspiracy zealot. He should have been locked up
Answer: families of Republicans want to flee to Canada!
I could support that; as long as they are required to go via El Salvador. I hear its quite pleasant at this time of year.
She may want to watch her back. With all that extra time at home and a husband carrying?
They all say that when they’ve behaved outrageously, been defeated and now it’s time to lick their wounds in private 🙄
Hope there's lot's of salt in them wounds!
(My evil Christmas wish!)
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Oddly enough, a couple weeks ago there was an ACME van parked in front of the condo across the street, and the worker was standing at the rear of the van working on his equipment. I SO wanted to sneak up behind him and go "beep beep". However, I'm on the board (treasurer, no less) - so there is a limit to how silly I can get
Awesome 😄 . I would do that in a heartbeat . I was well trained by a dad who loved doing silly things like that . But now we are afraid to offend someone 😱
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They do tend to proliferate.
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---because the doll's hair dripped black all over?
LOL
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Gotta love Japan......
Love your handle. Bully, I say! ❤️
Very fun comments. You should go Borowitz professional.
thank you for this laugh!
The last word....
Anathema, you're on to something big, very big. May I come work for you?
She has family? Do they know who she is? Seriously, what a POS.
Yeah. I'm sure. The holidays should be Merry and Bright at her house since she can just plug her brain into one of the sockets for the tree and light up the whole house.
She's probably lit up all ready---year round!
I see every maga-loving mother or father being responsible for years of future therapy for their children, just to "de-unhinge" them, ground them in reality and teach them a sane way of life.
Therapists will be the new billionaires!
Crossing fingers for their eventual de-hinging and for the country’s.
🤣🤣🤣
This is a priceless column!
Liked to the third power.
Yeah, she said she was first and foremost a MOM. And that she wanted to spend more time with her son. But it's blindingly clear that if she'd been endorsed by Trump, her son would've been designated an inconvenience and been relegated to the sidelines of her reprehensible, miserable life.
There's a reason why she looks like a jelly donut. She is a spineless shapeshifter and an out and out FRAUD.
She also said that her most important job is "Mom." I was blissfully unaware that she had offspring. Do you think her kids are happy that Mommy the Two-Faced Politician is paying attention to them?
There should be a law that does not allow republicans to breed. That's how we got Newt Gingrich.
She has one kid -- a boy. I hope her husband cuts her off. Takes the kid and moves to West Hollywood.
Keep her away from baking cookies!
Wait, she actually said that? So sad. And have you considered writing a column about this favorite cliche of politicians (after "the American people")?
I'm betting her constituents' growing disgust, paired with a fresh start as a lobbyist or Fox ranter.
I did. They all said they'd never heard of her.
I have. They had to ask me to repeat her name 5 times, and then said that they didn't know anyone by that name.
You’re in top form! “Extinction level event known as DT”, “original recipe and extra crazy”, “septic tank of lies”! Hope Stefanik enjoys reading this masterpiece!
"Moderate Republican" -- anyone to the left of Heinrich Himmler. 🤣 🤪 😂
The best part? As an influencer and trend-setter, we can expect MANY more nebbishes and nobodies suddenly mumbling about the need to spend more precious time with their families....
Are you from Pittsburgh? Nebish is Pittsbughese. Great word.
Nebbish is NY originated Yiddish word…. Eventually migrated west
Very far west -- West Hollywood. A related word is 'nebbach' (pronounced neb-back) with similar meaning: a hapless, ineffectual, unpopular and stupid person. Easily applied to Stefucknik.
Interesting! I only heard it when I was growing up in Pittsburgh. Didn’t realize it was a New York, Yiddish thing.
In a covered wagon---on the freeway?
Pittsburghese is a conglomeration of Irish, Eastern European, Italian and more. No one can understand us when we talk.
It’s Yiddish and spelled with two b’s.
Its usage is “Yuuuuuge” in Noo Yawk.
I think the word is national now😂
Then they will just go on to form Nebbish and Nobody Societies" who turn up in droves at TurningPointUSAcons. "Cons" being the operative part of that name.
Do we know whether she can actually read?
Yeah, EB went to Harvard Law School, where reading is required. Still, EB browbeat Harvard Pres. Claudine Gay at a congressional hearing. Gay should now be enjoying a mega-level of schadenfreude.
Be sure to send it to her, Andy!
Reads like a geological anthropology:-)
So she can read?
Right?
Wow, what a gloriously scathing, bitingly funny summary of the rise & fall of Stefanik! So glad to see her go!
A 2025 Hannukah (Hanukkah, Chanu...) Miracle indeed! The story is a bit inverted, with her light miraculously going out rather than persisting, but I'm fine with it.
And the outcome of her departure is more light for all of us!
And hopefully a chance to flip her district Blue.
--after so deeply MAGA-flipped!
The Stefanik moment that stands out in my memory is her preening, posturing, screeching interrogation of the Presidents of Penn, Harvard and MIT about antisemitism. It was pure performance, for an audience of one, and incredibly hypocritical, given the current antisemitic tendencies of the Republican party.
Gee Paul, I'm really surprised you had already heard of "that story" having to do with oil unexpectedly lasting 8 days! You are really in the know! - Compliments from DJT
--which is so not a compliment!
Writing as myself - Agree, and no offense meant to Paul !
No offense taken to your DJT persona. Oil is very imported from Venezuela;)
We're all so fine with it!
When I read something like this - humorous maybe , but factual - I cannot get my head around what is going on in the brains of people like this woman. How do you make intellectual (I use the word loosely) U-turns and not have your head explode?
Ambition, lust for power, the prospect of turning the proximity to Trump into big dollars and opportunities.
Biblical, ain't it?
Indeed. Perhaps we're coming up on a Tower of Babel moment for Trump and company?
Haha- they live in the tower.
Okay, Lord, please zap away!
Time for some strategically placed lightning bolts!
Thor! Zeus! We humbly implore you!
me too
How do we know her head didn't explode?
Being that her head is completely empty, wouldn't it implode?
Eaten my one of those RFK brain worms. Maybe it’s viral … that’s what happened to all the “Republicans.”
Good point! 😉
Have there been reports of Hazmat teams being called to the area? Just asking
perhaps it's Kennedy's brain worm....
How? Sheer stupidity that allows someone to grab for a gold ring that is ultimately made of pure shite
--and does leaves a stain on your hand!
There is nothing inside the head except styrofoam popcorn.
It's not intellectual Perhaps he grabbed her by her privates and she loved it. but when she offered herself again, he turned away, no longer interested in her parts that bore children.
Her head exploded internally!
My eyes filled with wonder and joy when I read Stefanik was leaving politics! There really is a Santa Claus. I hope it is because she recovered her humanity but, let’s get real, I doubt it.
An inspired line- "My eyes were filled with wonder"- when the evening papers read...
Nice Simon and Garfunkel reference!
Julio came up with that.
She couldn't recover what she never had.
Thank you Andy for this brilliant piece! I don’t know how Trump turns seemingly rational human beings into crack pots 😉I won’t miss her tantrums and her deplorable behavior 🙄. Harvard has inflicted many obnoxious pomposities on the hapless populace but it has also given us the gift of an Andy Borowitz ! 😉
TDS-Trump Derangement Syndrome, Pradnya. It's everywheres.
I don’t know why this phrase doesn’t convey the exact opposite of the way it is currently used. Trump IS deranged, and Trump Derangement Syndrome is what Trump suffers from.
When applied to Trump - should be Deranged Trump Syndrome"
I have a new name for Maga that is: The Magaloons! And their leader, the chief Magaloon Is the deranged Trump.
Are they like the Oompa-Loopas with their own song!
You mean to say the DT's - delirium tremens?
I agree. I've always wondered about the way the term was "officially" used, but I usually blamed my concern on my being just an overly picky retired English teacher.
I do not think any teacher of English could EVER be overly picky. Retired or not. Pick away, Charis.
That's been my stance for a long time. MAGAts love to hurl the TDS "diagnosis" at sane people with opposing views, but it's classic projection. The MAGA deplorables are the ones who are truly suffering the well-known, brain-damaging effects of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Super bigly!
Yes!!
WONDERFUL. We could ask ourselves if we'd have an Andy if we didn't have a Trumpety Dumpety, but I firmly believe we could. His spread is wide! And we are grateful.
That suggests another column or contest.
Famed / useless Harvard products. Who’s the worst and why?
Andy, what do you think?
I’ll start:
George W. Bush
Ted Cruz
Alan Dershowitz …
I live in her district. Her lies, name calling, and complete lack of touch with the needs and representation of this district are well known . Even her "newsletters" disappeared for weeks at a time. Not that they held much relevant content. Your summary is pretty spot on and I don't think for one minute we have heard the last from her☹️
Agree. The Stefanik’s of this country don’t just go quietly away. She’ll be back, more dangerous than before
I think she looked at the polls and realized Hochul was going to annihilate her.
and Trump was not going to support her in a primary with another Trumpie ... so a harder road without her resident Saint in her corner.
Right, the nuts and dangerous nuts find a way to come back. Please, people in her district, keep watch on her and report back on TRB.
Alise isn't blond enough for a spot on Fox but she qualifies in every other way or she is getting a Cabinet appointment.
This is true. Although she could dye her hair blond to be a good fit with faux"news". She would fit well into the Cabinet, maybe after Botox Barbie or Hogsbreath leave.
Yeah....but within an hour and following a visit to Walgreens for Clairol, she could be.
A makeover is imminent.....
Better yet, wrap her in bubble wrap so she can't hurt anyone!
Bubble wrap with a lot of duck tape to keep it in place.
On Fox or OAN
Guessing Faux News.
She is quite “video genic.”
What’s her voice like?
Not only is this a brilliant takedown of a political chameleon, but it is a history of Republican cowardice over the last 9 years. A classic--thank you.
I always wonder whether any of these characterless politicians lean toward their bathroom mirror in the morning and intone "WTF am I really doing?" I mean, I must have had the best parents (it's not a religion that taught me right from wrong). My moral core has never shifted. I don't understand how her's (their's) can do so.
Stefanik 's ambitions overcame whatever moral core she might have had.
Because the moral aspect must never have taken root. Surface stuff only - until it stopped getting you what you want. Then, like the clothes you wear, just put on new ones?
Some people simply have no conscience or sensitivity. No moral core; therefore, nothing to shift. Trumpety Dumpety is the most conspicuous example, and his sycophants passed the acid test.
Politicians … they are “flexible “ with few exceptions. Bernie comes to mind
Political yoga!
--for political pretzels!
If they lean in and intone "WTF" too much, their better, moral self will grab them, pull into the mirror....
This is terrific, as usual. Thanks, Andy.
Couple her departure with Cardinal Tim Dolan’s retirement. Only wish both came sooner.
I think Pope Leo pulled the plug on Dolan. He was coming across as a jolly fun-loving cleric with a nasty Nazi streak.
Pope Leo was perhaps persuaded by the open letter from 1000 Catholic Church leaders and social justice advocates chastising him for supporting Trump. I was particularly disgusted by his fawning at the Alfred E Smith dinner.
I too am glad to see Dolan go. Mary Jo McConahay wrote an excellent book on right wing extremism in the USCCB. Pope Leo can pick other names straight from there.
And years ago when Pope Francis came to town (NYC), Dolan made the celebration all about him. That’s when I started to lose respect for this cardinal.
Vile bigot = Dolan. Pope Leo is a saint
apparently all prelates submit a resignation letter at the age of 75. The Pope chooses to accept some faster than others. On this one, he did not hesitate at all ... and given the successor, one imagines why he did not.
Agreed. Hicks will likely be a breath of fresh air.
Probably didn't help when he called Charlie Kirk a "modern day Saint Paul"...
Original recipe and Extra Crazy... omg, you've outdone yourself! Dying laughing.....
Somewhere there is an Ai image of Ms. Stefanik in a white linen suit sporting a van Dyke.
Is Extra Crazy the same as Extra Crispy?
As the saying goes: Good riddance to bad rubbish. Excellent takedown, Andy!
A masterpiece!
Definitely worthy of 'Profiles in Ignorance'! Mayhap a sequel on the horizon?
Absolutely should be a Stefanik chapter in a new "Profiles." If there's a medical chapter, she could be filed under curvature of the brain.
We in NY Dstrict 21 say "Good Riddens" to Elise. As my friend said, "Your bumper sticker has almost faded away." (It looks something like this eLIsES.) I can't wait to replace it/her.